A physical altercation between Colby and Werdum in Austrailia

[ccc_halliway]

If he is in my face talking shit and just smacked me yes. And who the fuck is trying to land an inside leg kick. I'm talking good ole soccer kick down the middle. All I need is a split second to poke his eye and his obvious arrogance will allow me that. The entire sequence will takes less than 2 seconds.

It amazes me the amount of people that like MMA but don't no basic self defense concepts.

The first rule of self defense is I can't let you in my personal space. If you can't hit me then you can't hurt me.

Second this isn't a fight; this is self defense. A fight is where 2 people agree to do combat under a specific set of rules. This is hurt this person and get away as fast as possible.

Third rule of self defense fuck fighting fair. Eyes and private parts are the least protected spots because in sports it's illegal to hit there. So people never bother protecting them.

Four weapons are your friends but can't quickly turn to your enemy if your opponent gets it. If you'regoing to use a weapon make the first shot count.

Golden rule is avoiding fighting. Talk issues out. No one ever ended up in the hospital or died because of words.

You should've coached Travis Browne mate

 

[morrisondafalln]

Lol cody was scared. Lmao backed up and ran basically. No respect. Lmao and werdum gets all the respect in the world for being able to throw a boomerang with a bag over it that accurately. 10/10

 

[crystallake]

Umm... Element of surprise? Ever heard of it?

Trained fighter or not he's not going to be expecting to get poked in the eye. Then human instinct is to cover your eye after you are poked, especially when you're talking about an eye going poke which is what I'm talking about, which leaves his balls wide open.

This is a very realistic, highly effective plan despite what you believe.

You wouldnt even get near his eyeballs or groin if you arent suckerpunching him and even then he still would beat the shit out of you. Fighters get constantly poked/punched in the eyes in sparring and you trying to stick your finger into their eyes would still give them enough time to break your nose. Also people dont magically drop on the ground like in movies from groinshots if you dont hit a good one which also is highly unlikely. Sorry but its not realistic at all.

 

[Bend NvR Break]

You better practice that shit before trying it for real, because most people aren't as fast and accurate as they think they are

I'm 30. Been fighting for 25 years. Gotten my ass kicked before. Kicked ass before.

I've actually done the eye poke nut shot thing to a guy at a Illinois State party. 2 of his friends were coming and I could tell as soon as they came into the room he was going to swing. Had to take him out quick.

Other 2 jumped on me but the other people at the party pulled them off before anything really happened. 10 minutes later dude I poked in the eye went to the hospital or at least that's where everyone said he was going.

Stupid fight over a beer pong bet.

 

[IIIIIIII]

i laughed pretty fucking good at the, "your'e old" comment lol. that's all a fighter can say to another fighter who he knows would beat him down.

 

[Bend NvR Break]

You wouldnt even get near his eyeballs or groin if you arent suckerpunching him and even then he still would beat the shit out of you. Fighters get constantly poked/punched in the eyes in sparring and you trying to stick your finger into their eyes would still give them enough time to break your nose. Also people dont magically drop on the ground like in movies from groinshots if you dont hit a good one which also is highly unlikely. Sorry but its not realistic at all.

O one of those people that think MMA fighters are gods.

Yes people get poked in practice but not like what I'm talking about. That's an accident not meant for damage. I'm more so saying use yourhand and poke out his eye. His natural instinct is then to grab his face. This opens the nut shot.

I've seen and done it before. You can't tell me it doesn't work.

Shit eye pokes and groin shots are taught in basic army combatives. Very effective.

 

[Garibaldi]

Lol cody was scared. Lmao backed up and ran basically. No respect. Lmao and werdum gets all the respect in the world for being able to throw a boomerang with a bag over it that accurately. 10/10

Bet the judge gives him mad respect yo!

 

[crystallake]

O one of those people that think MMA fighters are gods.

Yes people get poked in practice but not like what I'm talking about. That's an accident not meant for damage. I'm more so saying use yourhand and poke out his eye. His natural instinct is then to grab his face. This opens the nut shot.

I've seen and done it before. You can't tell me it doesn't work.

Shit eye pokes and groin shots are taught in basic army combatives. Very effective.

I dont think fighters are gods but they for sure are able to defend themself against you trying to poke them in the eyes.. Anyone who is trained will simply get wrist control or punch your head off the moment your fingers reach his face and before you can poke out anything. Eye pokes and groin shots may be useful for women and untrained people to defend themself against other untrained people but even then it doesnt always work. You watched too many movies dude.

 

[grimballer]

I think you might actually be retarded.

He was born and raised in the USA.

His nationality is American.

His heritage is Croatian-American.

My heritage is German-American, my nationality is American.

No, you have a low iq n can’t grasp simple things

You’re so called German (probably a mutt, but whatever) who indentify as American cause your great grandfather came a century ago n most likely changed his name from Müller or Schmidt to Miller or smith to hide his Nazi roots.

You probably grew up in an Americanized household don’t speak your native language n have no connection to the old country

Stipe on hand other hand grew up in immigrant household, speaks the language n is still connected to his old country

So in other words

Stipe = Croat who lives in USA n embraces his Croatian roots

You = confused German who lost touch with his old country n clings on American identity

 

[grimballer]

BTW by your logic there is no such thing as a Brazilian. Only those descended from the pure-blooded Portuguese founders are Brazilian, so Werdum shouldn't have even became upset in the first place, he isn't Brazilian, plus his parents are Spanish.

His mother is Spanish, n how did Portuguese settlers = Brazilians?

If anything those with indigenous ancestry (like werdum) has more of a claim of being native of America’s than someone like you or stipe

 

[Spitfire3000]

No, you have a low iq n can’t grasp simple things

You’re so called German (probably a mutt, but whatever) who indentify as American cause your great grandfather came a century ago n most likely changed his name from Müller or Schmidt to Miller or smith to hide his Nazi roots.

You probably grew up in an Americanized household don’t speak your native language n have no connection to the old country

Stipe on hand other hand grew up in immigrant household, speaks the language n is still connected to his old country

So in other words

Stipe = Croat who lives in USA n embraces his Croatian roots

You = confused German who lost touch with his old country n clings on American identity

Going through mental gymnastics because you can't accept Stipe Miocic, born and raised in the USA and speaks English as a first language, is American. He's a second generation American. A real American hero. Twist it how you want, but you'll have to accept that fact at the end of the day. His parents immigrated here and he was born an American citizen.

It's pretty simple. He is ethnically Croatian-American.
His NATIONALITY (here's the webster definition for your dumb ass: a :national status; specifically :a legal relationship involving allegiance on the part of an individual and usually protection on the part of the statenationality bestowed by birthb :membership in a particular nationVietnamese nationality) IS AMERICAN. Deal with it.

Also funny you want to paint me as a Nazi for my German heritage, but then call me an American mutt, and harp on about Stipe's blood lineage as proof he's not "American." If anyone is confused it is you.

Ask him on twitter if he considers himself an American and see what he says, you moron.

 

[Spitfire3000]

His mother is Spanish, n how did Portuguese settlers = Brazilians?

If anything those with indigenous ancestry (like werdum) has more of a claim of being native of America’s than someone like you or stipe

Really? Was there a country called Brazil before it was a colony of Portugal? Were they one united nationality with a federal government?

 

[morrisondafalln]

Bet the judge gives him mad respect yo!

Yawns.. u get ur comebacks from f.r.i.e.n.d.s?

 

[morrisondafalln]

Never seen someones career end via boomerang lmao cody getting murdered on twitter. All the boomerang gifs are hilarious.

 

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[ChildoftheCorn]

I'm 30. Been fighting for 25 years. Gotten my ass kicked before. Kicked ass before.

I've actually done the eye poke nut shot thing to a guy at a Illinois State party. 2 of his friends were coming and I could tell as soon as they came into the room he was going to swing. Had to take him out quick.

Other 2 jumped on me but the other people at the party pulled them off before anything really happened. 10 minutes later dude I poked in the eye went to the hospital or at least that's where everyone said he was going.

Stupid fight over a beer pong bet.

It sounds like you cheap shotted that guy at the party. So you assumed he would attack you so you poked him in the eye and kneed him in the nuts? Seems like you used a bullshit assumption to cheap shot a guy in the worst possible way and you are proud of it.

 

[Watermelonfresh]

So what. He had to bc the political correct people would not let it go. Who cares... Many mma fans act trashy at these events. The Brazilian fighters are ridiculous for not admitting this. Everyone overreacted to this

 

[Bend NvR Break]

It sounds like you cheap shotted that guy at the party. So you assumed he would attack you so you poked him in the eye and kneed him in the nuts? Seems like you used a bullshit assumption to cheap shot a guy in the worst possible way and you are proud of it.

No such thing as cheap shots.

That's the difference between MMA and real life.

You'd just rather have someone stomp you to death.

I can tell you haven't actually been in real fights where people get seriously hurt or killed. Where someone knocks you out and continues to stomp your skull on to pavement until you die.

I have.

 

[ChildoftheCorn]

No such thing as cheap shots.

That's the difference between MMA and real life.

You'd just rather have someone stomp you to death.

I can tell you haven't actually been in real fights where people get seriously hurt or killed. Where someone knocks you out and continues to stomp your skull on to pavement until you die.

I have.

You can tell I've never been in real fights based on me pointing out your cheap shot? You live in a fantasy world.