a little pain during deadlift

maddwraph

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Is there by any chance that you guys feel a small pain in your wang when you do the deadlift? This occured very little before, but now since I fell on my ass in wrestling (was facing 3 raelly buy guys), and the pain seemed to have transfered from the top part of my glute to my penis. I went to the doctor before I get shit about that, and he just thinks its nothing, just sorness due to masturbation. Im not sure if this is it but whatever.

So anyone ina similar situaion. Please no stupid commetns, if you do not have something to say that will possibly educate me, then fuck off, unless what you say is funny, then you are excused. Info away.
 
ok the doctor masturbation part made me laugh
 
i was going to go in to the specifics of deadlift technique and safety but having read your post twice i don't think i'll bother!!
 
I don't have anything to add except that I can't stop laughing. Thank you for sharing so that if I happen to encounter the same problem in the future, a thread exists for me to use the search function on.
 
Try keeping pressure in your abdominal cavity while you're lifting.

Also, KY makes a product you might be interested in - Jergens just smells too much.
 
You sure it's not in your taint? Possibly a hernia in the making?
 
Why does everyone laugh at this masturbation thing? Every fucking docotor tells me to get a girlfreind haha. Now the wrestling season is over, its on the prowl. My deadlift form is good, thats not the problem, as long as my wang is good, thats all that matters in life.

One a side not, I say make this thread a sticky, you never know if it catches you.
 
Are you draggin the bar across your carrot somehow?
Maybe doing real lifts are causing your vagina to flip inside out into a pinis.
 
Dont know how to take this post.... if your 'wang' is so big that you hit it while deadlifting then fucking tie to your leg...


this reminds me of an elephant i saw while watching discovery channel....fukn kicked his dick as he walked....it literally dragged on the ground...
 
Man it's nothing, quit being a pussy and deadlift.

Oh yeah, small chance it's a hernia. But bottom line is, as a wrestler, nothing you do with weights (if responsible) is even close as likely to hurting you as an opponent or even an overzealous training partner.
 
Deadlifts cause your balls to drop and your penis to get bigger. Scientific fact. It happens a lot when guys start deadlifting and become men.

Seriously, if your doctor doesn't think a problem exists, then I don't think you have much to worry about.

How severe is the pain on a scale of 1-10?
 
I once got some pains in teh groin area for thrusting too much at the top of teh deadlift.
 
Urban said:
Deadlifts cause your balls to drop and your penis to get bigger. Scientific fact. It happens a lot when guys start deadlifting and become men.

Seriously, if your doctor doesn't think a problem exists, then I don't think you have much to worry about.

How severe is the pain on a scale of 1-10?


I guess a 6, its more of a distraction or anything. I just dont want to go heavier in my deadlift and have the risk of something happening. Im sure its fine though. I worried cause the doctor seemed like he was rushing through things when he examined me. Im going to a different doctor to get a blood test soon and Ill ask the person to check it for me. Thanks though.
And oh, does deadlifting really make your dick bigger, or are you being sarcastic, cause that would be awesome?
 
maddwraph said:
And oh, does deadlifting really make your dick bigger, or are you being sarcastic, cause that would be awesome?


Hell yes. So far I've gained 2 inches of dick masiveness deadlifting. He's being dead serious.
 
iojfm said:
Hell yes. So far I've gained 2 inches of dick masiveness deadlifting. He's being dead serious.

DEAD serious get it??? Hahahahahahahahaha































Ha!
 
Deadlifting or squatting is the only way to keep your gonads if you're doing Oly lifts as well.

I occasionally get weird aches in my nuts man, I think it just happens to some folks. I show no signs of a hernia according to my physician.

I could see myself herniating my frontal lobe in the next six months though.
 
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