80 Pounds of McNuggets

[bushman505]

I was a busboy at a redlobster when I was 16. We would steal beers by putting them in our pants. We got caught by a cook who laughed and opened his pants where he had 3 lobsters in there lmao. Employees steal everything.

Yeah man....I worked in a steakhouse. The worst I did was make myself a burger and wrap it up and throw it in my truck to take home, so many guys would steal expensive steaks and bottles of liqour and all sorts of other stuff.

 

[Zer]

Well, they are pretty pricey in Canada

Seriously bro

I heard in America that you can get like 50 McNuggets for like $9.99. What a country

 

[Deleted member 220895]

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[ralphc1]

Forget stealing gold up the ass, dude stole 80lbs of McNuggets by putting them up his ass.



http://universepolitics.com/2016/09...gling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/

My ex could have shoved 'em up her snatch and they'd stay frozen.

 

[pinger]

This dude should be an international drug mule with a fudge freeway like that.

Then again, doesn't exactly look like an international jet setter.....

 

[Andersons Foot]

How did all of those fit? And i probably wouldn't eat food that was literally in an asshole, even my own.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Seriously bro

I heard in America that you can get like 50 McNuggets for like $9.99. What a country

and a large coke for $1

 

[Exi]

 

[AgedFlatus]

How did all of those fit? And i probably wouldn't eat food that was literally in an asshole, even my own.

Depends how hot she is.

 

[Osculater]

lol at the photo of the guy

Michael cro crop has hit a new low

 

[El_Dyablo619]

It's not like it's hard to steal from McDs. I had a buddy that worked there in Highschool and he stole all the time. Never once required shoving anything in his ass. He just put it in a bag and walked out.

.... that you are aware of

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I was a busboy at a redlobster when I was 16. We would steal beers by putting them in our pants. We got caught by a cook who laughed and opened his pants where he had 3 lobsters in there lmao. Employees steal everything.

As saucier at a very upscale place I would fill up my sonic cup with wine when we were closing and another chef would break out a bottle and we would smoke weed out back and have a grand party closing every night.

Miss them days.

 

[Ron Mexico]

It's not like it's hard to steal from McDs. I had a buddy that worked there in Highschool and he stole all the time. Never once required shoving anything in his ass. He just put it in a bag and walked out.

Not everyone's interested in the easy way. Some people live for the challenge

 

[Z3N Gambler]

Have chicken nuggets jumped in price or something?

everything is more expensive in canada

 

[kuromusha]

lol at the photo of the guy

Poor dude was just stocking up for his NASCAR party.

 

[kuromusha]

Well, they are pretty pricey in Canada. $5 plus tax for 6 chunks of reconstituted chicken bits? No thanks.

What? In Murica, we can get 20 for that price.

 

[faustian]

Live down? To please the court I contend this man was living it up.

For some reason I read this in Norm Macdonald's voice

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

What? In Murica, we can get 20 for that price.

Lol

Chicken is a luxury in Canada

 

[ArchGoat]

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[DragRacer]

Yeah
Let's be honest- this guy wanted those nuggets up his ass.

It's not like it's hard to steal from McDs. I had a buddy that worked there in Highschool and he stole all the time. Never once required shoving anything in his ass. He just put it in a bag and walked out.