80 Pounds of McNuggets

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Forget stealing gold up the ass, dude stole 80lbs of McNuggets by putting them up his ass.

31-year old Andy Brown was arrested this morning by the Ottawa Police, after a cavity search revealed four condoms filled with frozen chicken nuggets hidden in his rectum.

Investigators posited that he used a little ingenuity and some Vaseline, inserting the nuggets in condoms and hiding them in his anal cavity to smuggle them out of his workplace.
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http://universepolitics.com/2016/09...gling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/



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lol at the photo of the guy

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Have chicken nuggets jumped in price or something?
 
Shit, I thought this was gonna be about Dana's mind blowing announcement of the new weight class.
 
This isn't the kind of thing you live down.
 
What was he gonna do with them? Eat 'em?
 
He got greedy. 70lbs wasn't enough. He had to pack in that extra 10lbs
 
Probably got the munchies after too many tequila tampons



wait- 80 LBS is like two deluxe backpacks stuffed completely full of college textbooks. How do u
 
It's not like it's hard to steal from McDs. I had a buddy that worked there in Highschool and he stole all the time. Never once required shoving anything in his ass. He just put it in a bag and walked out.
 
Calling bullshit. That website has fake news links at the bottom of the page, like the Rock getting arrested for transporting drugs into Australia.
 
Man, when those nuggets came out... Talk about a weight-cut.
 
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