5 Defining Moments: Jon Jones

[Kryptt]

#1 Right Here

Gane Immortalized in that "Moment"

 

[Halifax]

1. First failed test
2. Second failed test
3. Third failed test
4. Fourth failed test
5. Fifth failed test

Bonus moment: When he cried.

Extra bonus moment: When he said he was too scared to fight DC at HW.

One more for the road: When Dana told Jon to move down to MW instead of fight Francis and Jon actually agreed.

Bonus moment +++
The time he hid under the octagon for 8 hours to avoid a drug test and pissed himself

The funniest thing about that story is, he admitted it was true years later

 

[Portland8242]

His career defining moment is KO'ing DC in the 2nd fight. Him popping for roids really screwed up his biggest moment in MMA.

 

[Smegma-Head]

Yes Sir what happened is you interjected yourself into a conversation in which I described those actions as bitch shit. You then insulted me for no reason. Is that not what occurred or did you forget?

You know they have dedicated institutes for Don Quichote’s

 

[Mind Mine]

You know they have dedicated institutes for Don Quichote’s

Can we keep this discussion mma and what has occurred in the chat? I know you think your barbs are all the rage but I’m not here to play touch butt with you. You insulted me for no reason other than to attack me calling very peculiar bitch behavior what it is. So if the shoe did not fit why say shit? Does the word bitch hurt you?

 

[orca]

What the fuck are you talking about? Are the things I'm saying irrelevant to you? Who asked you about GSP and Fedor? Get off their nuts for a second and realize you were asked a different question.

I feel like I'm talking to a brick and I haven't even started insulting you yet. Which for me, is pretty surprising at this point


That was written earlier today? Amazing!

lol u angry? u agree gsp and fedor aint natural but was better because they where better at not getting caught lmfao

 

[mahavishnunj]

@S Smith MMA
Sherdog.com staff
Doesn't know what the "News" tag is for.

 

[CashMoney1991]

1. destroying Shogun, becoming the youngest champ ever at 23
2. beating Gane in a 1-2 minutes without taking damage after not fighting for 3 years, no one has made Gane look that bad
3. beating DC, DC was unbeaten prior to Jones and Jones outwrestled him which was very impressive, only man to do that to DC in MMA
4. beating Gus in the rematch very easily, this was where I started to declare Jones the goat
5. his Submission over Machida was insane, probably one of my favorite Subs ever

 

[Smegma-Head]

You insulted me for no reason other than to attack me calling very peculiar bitch behavior what it is. So if the shoe did not fit why say shit? Does the word bitch hurt you?

It’s all good. I was just pointing out the obvious and you seemed mad as a specific group wouldn’t sheeple along your leitmotiv which seems to be convincing everybody that a guy who got caught several times with illegal substances in his system has to be treated like a guy who didn’t got caught.
Like I stated it wouldn’t have mattered if he fought in Pride FC and he would have succeeded in UFC too with serious training and no coked up weekends (the wife slapping and the pregnant lady do not play a part in that equation).
Good luck with finding a Pancho Don (there must be one around on Sherdog).
Insert Incel on Ignore list

 

[Mind Mine]

It’s all good. I was just pointing out the obvious and you seemed mad as a specific group wouldn’t sheeple along your leitmotiv which seems to be convincing everybody that a guy who got caught several times with illegal substances in his system has to be treated like a guy who didn’t got caught.
Like I stated it wouldn’t have mattered if he fought in Pride FC and he would have succeeded in UFC too with serious training and no coked up weekends (the wife slapping and the pregnant lady do not play a part in that equation).
Good luck with finding a Pancho Don (there must be one around on Sherdog).
Insert Incel on Ignore list

I personally don’t care how you feel about Jones. If you feel he’s a piece of shit human I sleep quite well. I’m just saying the vast majority of the whining is over shit in Jones life not relating to mma. The rest is over a 5 year old steroid bust in a sport notoriously rampant with steroids. The shit gets lame and redundant. You get popped you do your time you fight. Any other emotional attachment to that is disingenuous to the fact the UFC was built on the backs of steroid fueled men including the fucking management

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

lol u angry? u agree gsp and fedor aint natural but was better because they where better at not getting caught lmfao

I'm not angry as much as confused as to how fucking dumb you are. It's like you shat on a chessboard before the game started. I quoted you, specifically took out the part about GSP and Fedor and asked about something you said about Jones, and you've dodged the question over and over and over.

Let me try to walk you through the conversation again.

"Jones popped positive many times."
"Jones only failed one test (plus some other stuff about other athletes being dirty)"
"When you said he failed one test, what did you mean?"
"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT OTHER FIGHTERS!"
"I didn't ask that, I'm saying, what did you mean about Jones' tests? Like the literal tests? Or his record, cuz that's wrong either way."
"LOL, YOU AGREE ABOUT OTHER FIGHTERS?"
"I didn't say anything about them, can you please just answer what you meant about Jones."
"LET'S NEVER TALK ABOUT JONES! LET'S TALK ABOUT GSP!"

Either get a teacher or a psychologist, cuz you're missing somethin bud. Come back to me when you can answer a simple question.

 

[Sweater of AV]

I'm not angry as much as confused as to how fucking dumb you are. It's like you shat on a chessboard before the game started. I quoted you, specifically took out the part about GSP and Fedor and asked about something you said about Jones, and you've dodged the question over and over and over.

Let me try to walk you through the conversation again.

"Jones popped positive many times."
"Jones only failed one test (plus some other stuff about other athletes being dirty)"
"When you said he failed one test, what did you mean?"
"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT OTHER FIGHTERS!"
"I didn't ask that, I'm saying, what did you mean about Jones' tests? Like the literal tests? Or his record, cuz that's wrong either way."
"LOL, YOU AGREE ABOUT OTHER FIGHTERS?"
"I didn't say anything about them, can you please just answer what you meant about Jones."
"LET'S NEVER TALK ABOUT JONES! LET'S TALK ABOUT GSP!"

Either get a teacher or a psychologist, cuz you're missing somethin bud. Come back to me when you can answer a simple question.

 

[orca]

I'm not angry as much as confused as to how fucking dumb you are. It's like you shat on a chessboard before the game started. I quoted you, specifically took out the part about GSP and Fedor and asked about something you said about Jones, and you've dodged the question over and over and over.

Let me try to walk you through the conversation again.

"Jones popped positive many times."
"Jones only failed one test (plus some other stuff about other athletes being dirty)"
"When you said he failed one test, what did you mean?"
"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT OTHER FIGHTERS!"
"I didn't ask that, I'm saying, what did you mean about Jones' tests? Like the literal tests? Or his record, cuz that's wrong either way."
"LOL, YOU AGREE ABOUT OTHER FIGHTERS?"
"I didn't say anything about them, can you please just answer what you meant about Jones."
"LET'S NEVER TALK ABOUT JONES! LET'S TALK ABOUT GSP!"

Either get a teacher or a psychologist, cuz you're missing somethin bud. Come back to me when you can answer a simple question.

in his resume he got dq once and that is the only time he tested positive
please provide a proof saying he got positive in many fights
give me an example show the word
DQ

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

in his resume he got dq once and that is the only time he tested positive
please provide a proof saying he got positive in many fights
give me an example show the word
DQ

Ok, so we're still not sure if we're talking about positive tests or using the word 'test' loosely to mean his fight record.

Couple problems here.
A) The proof of positive tests isn't ONLY in DQ's. Fights have needed to be canceled because of his positive tests. Hard to get DQ'd for a fight you're not allowed to compete in cuz you got caught cheating. So you just don't count that then?
B) The proof of positive tests is NOT AT ALL in DQ's, because: No, he didn't test positive for his lone DQ. He got DQ'd for cheating in an entirely different way. He didn't test positive then. Are you thinking of No Contests?
C) Are you really only looking at the record? Not the multiple suspensions? You don't notice the gaps between some of his wins? People don't just cheat for fights, they cheat between them, and he's tested positive multiple times between fights, resulting in multiple suspensions. As in, more than one

 

[HHJ]

1. caught w roids
2. caught w roids
3. caught w roids
4. arrest
5. arrest

 

[orca]

Ok, so we're still not sure if we're talking about positive tests or using the word 'test' loosely to mean his fight record.

Couple problems here.
A) The proof of positive tests isn't ONLY in DQ's. Fights have needed to be canceled because of his positive tests. Hard to get DQ'd for a fight you're not allowed to compete in cuz you got caught cheating. So you just don't count that then?
B) The proof of positive tests is NOT AT ALL in DQ's, because: No, he didn't test positive for his lone DQ. He got DQ'd for cheating in an entirely different way. He didn't test positive then. Are you thinking of No Contests?
C) Are you really only looking at the record? Not the multiple suspensions? You don't notice the gaps between some of his wins? People don't just cheat for fights, they cheat between them, and he's tested positive multiple times between fights, resulting in multiple suspensions. As in, more than one

lol more talk
please provide evidencee where every fight jon jones tested positive
he only used once and got DQ once
u cant prove it right?
just like i cant prove fedor and gsp are juiced to the gills even though we all know its obvious