Rumored 4Chan post about a guy who wants to blind Islam Makhachev with a laser

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

An Australia guy has threatened to blind Islam on UFC 284, he made the threat on UFC reddit.
He said he will sneak in a laser and attempt to blind Islam.

Now i know there are crazy people out there, but God damn that is a soccer fanatic level threat. You would expect a stabbing or something from MMA fanatics not lasers, does he think this is a SCI-Fi film?!



Edit

I got rid off that Guru guy video, i agree with you guys

This has happened in pro wrestling, someone said they would throw a briefcase and they did.

 

[JustBreed]

Bitch move. I'd be surprised if someone of that calibre actually managed to pay for tickets

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

Bitch move. I'd be surprised if someone of that calibre actually managed to pay for tickets

A lot of idiots are also rich, but i do expect a beer or two to be thrown if Alex gets completely destroyed.

 

[Izzysexboyfriend]

Islam once he gets blinded

 

[Thawing Mammoth]

Meh. This fucker thinks Islam Makhachev needs his eyesight to rassle? As soon as they lock up he's gonna know exactly what to do anyway

 

[Fossor]

The last 4chan guy from the area was pretty serious a few years ago.
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[HHJ]

Meh. This fucker thinks Islam Makhachev needs his eyesight to rassle? As soon as they lock up he's gonna know exactly what to do anyway

They dont know that Islam is an Olfactory ninja,and that,when blinded,he can rely on his sense of smell to find the prey and get the tap.

 

[Thawing Mammoth]

Islam once he gets blinded

 

[RichardHarrow]

The last 4chan guy from the area was pretty serious a few years ago.
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That was New Zealand.

 

[HHJ]

That was New Zealand.

Literally a hop and a skip from Australia

 

[Post 2 Decision]

Way to tell everyone how you're gonna sneak it in

Unless that's just a lie and it's gonna be sneaked in another way, then it's genius.

But anyone with medical syringes gonna be fucked on lol

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

Literally a hop and a skip from Australia

8 hour flight, not exactly close

 

[HHJ]

8 hour flight, not exactly close

All u need is a car and a decent sized ramp.

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

All u need is a car and a decent sized ramp.

Australia and New Zealand separated by a sea

 

[HHJ]

Australia and New Zealand separated by a sea

yea

Like i said

Decent sized ramp

also be sure to say yyyyyyyiiiipppppeeeee when the car is airborne.

 

[Thawing Mammoth]

Way to tell everyone how you're gonna sneak it in

Unless that's just a lie and it's gonna be sneaked in another way, then it's genius.

But anyone with medical syringes gonna be fucked on lol

Obviously a fake-out. Everybody knows there's only one way to smuggle a small cigar-shaped object

 

[GSPenn1991]

Islam once he gets blinded

The only fight I like of Islam's haha

 

[SharpasaRazor]

I'm sure we're all very concerned about this but I implore you all - don't be tempted to click on the MMA Guru's video to find out more. Encouraging more gross neck beards who are intimidated by real men to be around the sport will only lead to more weird bitch move antics like what this guy claims in the post.

 

[MEAN357]

The last 4chan guy from the area was pretty serious a few years ago.
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[HHJ]

Obviously a fake-out. Everybody knows there's only one way to smuggle a small cigar-shaped object