Social 2024 PotWR finals

[Mr Holmes]

Hard evidence of immigrants from other sub forums being brought over just to vote! Typical leftist play

Ballot stuffing won't be tolerated.

 

[toasty]

Do you want to see what heroes look like?
They look like this goddamn beautiful sherdogger army!

@TenderLoving - you deserve some for this vote
@toasty - Is humbled by your support
@Jack V Savage _ A true Savage poster
@koquerelle - May your comic outsell Spiderman
@Tone C - Toni Tony Tone you've done it again
@Stump - I think of you as a mighty tree
@Mr. Shickadance - Ima do the Shickadance at the inaguration in your honor
@rearnakedchoke - the most effective of the chokers here
@Contempt - I have no contempt for you
@Unknown Pleasures - U should probably talk with filthy bliss
@jeremyemilio - jeremyemillionare one day
@Fedorgasm - You are definitely my Huckleberry!
@Source - U R the source of all Knowledge
@jk7707 - You are a way better poster than jk7706
@Otto! - We gonna get Blotto!
@Jar of Flies - Yeah your name sounds like a problem sign for young serial killers but we like you pretty much anyway
@SirRealKiller - I think of you as a Surreal Killer
@Andy Capp - Ummm anyone know who this guy is?
@Long Dark Blues - May the blues fade away
@no fat chicks - well we do actually want to win the fat chick vote but I won't invite them to the after party for you
@Lead - you Lead us in the right direction
@LeonardoBjj - We win worldwide, LBJJ is the proof of that
@KeepingItReal - Keeping it real Toasty in Here
@Zer - Short of name long on honor
@DoctorTaco - may your fight team rule supreme
@cowboyjunkie - One of my favorite Junkies
@Phlog - We will Pholg our opponents
@fungi - Electric shroom of doom joins team toasty
@HOLA - may your stocks ever appreciate
@SalvadorAllende - If I recall you have the coolest dogs on the dog
@Limbo Pete - I know what contest you'll win at the after party
@Osculater - The beast of the east or west or north or wherever the hell you are from
@qw3rty - Keyboard warrior supreme
@Pliny Pete - Once we got the Pliny endorsement i knew we'd put butts in the seats at our rallies
@AWilder - a wilder poster I have not seen
@Kardashians - She gives us a win in the female vote 1 to 0
@Fuzzybabyducks - Adorable
@Fedor>Cain - Fedor Uber Alles
@Helden - there will be helden to pay if we lose
@LangfordBarrow - Who is that boxing in your AV
@Sweater of AV - is sweater a piece of clothing or perspiration? i've always wondered that about your name
@Natural Order - It is the natural order that rabbits rule
@BFoe - we weren't going to win Bfoe you voted
@The Good The Bad The HBK - no heart break here Kid
@Jon! - give yourself another ! you earned it
@PaddyO'malley - My confusing brother for another mother and father!
@Van Daz - Shooop there he is
@nonoob - Name change toYesVeteran in order for you
@filthybliss - Unknown pleasures wants to talk to you
@ChosenOne - Thanks for making us your chosen ones
@payton - um Hi?

Do our opponents care about their constituents once that vote is cast? I haven't seen it anywhere.

• cottagecheesefan
• EL CORINTHIAN
• nhbbear
• Crim
• AZ103
• Rob Battisti
• HeLLMuTT
• ShadowRun
• idrankyourbeer's maid
• ObsoleteSoul
• Other
• idrankyourbeer
• the gorilla
• Barteh
• HockeyBjj
• Mr Holmes
• JudoThrowFiasco
• Whippy McGee
• Rygu
• WhiteMousse
• Gutter Chris
• MetalGearTrump
• traditionally_irreverent
• SKYNET
• Goutfather
• Fake Doctor
• RoastBeast
• ColemanwastheGOAT
• TadDunbar
• Sakuraba'sEar
• Colonel Forbin

I have tons of respect for at least 1 of the above posters maybe even 2 or 3.
There is still time for Y'all to switch your vote and feel the rabbit love!

 

[toasty]

@curryjunkie sorry I missed you above we have so many junkies working for this campaign it is crazy!

@khukurikoo I knew I had a whitebelt apprentice still alive around here somewhere. If you can snatch this vote from out of @MetalGearTrump 's hand you will become a master. I'm so proud of your growth on here

 

[idrankyourbeer]

It appears my running mate @idrankyourbeer Maybe has finally succumbed to that vicious case of jock broth and balloon foot

In my darkest hour I call upon the spirits of banned warroom posters past (and present) to stop the steal.

Peacefully and patriotically go to your nearest lumber store and purchase supplies for the impending revolution we may need to inspire

oh shit, it appears as if my running mate wants to have me lynched and hung. i don't get the sense that he is calling for people to run out to the lumberyard just to build some fancy clocks and tables in protest of this rigged election.

i get the feeling that i might be on the wrong team here. oh shit, gotta go, secret service is guiding me to the bunker.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

First of all, Beer is a goddamn plant, and we all know this. Working from the inside to destroy his running mate's campaign. Second, Metal didn't even campaign properly. Toasty had boots on the ground, drumming up support from those ne'er-do-wells in the Berry, grassroots-style.

A shamefully ran campaign that I unfortuantely backed, but they deserve to lose.

after we successfully overturn this stollen election, my first order of business as VP will be to have the administration implement a captcha system for every post, and every vote, just to help cleanse the forum of bots and prevent illegal voting.

come on people, you can do better. it's not too late to change your vote in favor of democracy. i mean you may as well, because after he strings me up on the gallows, my running mate is just going to have all of your votes thrown out anyways.

 

[LMP]

after we successfully overturn this stollen election, my first order of business as VP will be to have the administration implement a captcha system for every post, and every vote, just to help cleanse the forum of bots and prevent illegal voting.

come on people, you can do better. it's not too late to change your vote in favor of democracy. i mean you may as well, because after he strings me up on the gallows, my running mate is just going to have all of your votes thrown out anyways.

Don't worry, plat votes are worth 10 votes, mod votes 25. Because some of us are more equal than others.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Don't worry, plat votes are worth 10 votes, mod votes 25. Because some of us are more equal than others.

ive told you once and i'll tell you again. you sir are as corrupt as they come.

 

[LMP]

ive told you once and i'll tell you again. you sir are as corrupt as they come.

Im personally going to hand count each vote, don't you worry there is nothing to see here. I am an upstanding sherdog mod

 

[Van Daz]

Holy jumping monkey balls I might actually win an office here. WHOA WHOA WHOA!

Let's face facts, I kinda suck. And by kinda I mean I really suck as a War Room poster. I Barely come here, and when I do show up I throw out sloppy unthoughtout random shit with unwords like unthoughtout and then I bounce for weeks.

@idrankyourbeer is a far more committed, far more thoughful, far more prolific, far better writer, and far far far more passionate and just a far better war room warrior of barbaric nature.

So @LMP @MetalGearTrump @Andy Capp I humbly propose the tickets be changed to include @idrankyourbeer as the defacto VP no matter who wins.

I am willing to sacrifice my pride and ego and ability to score war room chicks by inviting them to the Sherdog Whitehouse lounge in order to do what is best for this forum and for Sherdog as a whole and for the entire MMA world, and for the entire galaxy or universe whichever is bigger

And no this has nothing to do with the 13 failed assassination attempts on my life but if the benevolent and kind @idrankyourbeer would call the wolves off, that would be a nice retrun gesture on his part.

Thank you all, but I seem to have thrown out my back bowing out. So I will take my leave.

Good evening genltemen.

 

[toasty]

Do I hear the @Weaponized @TribalDrumz playing a loud call to our followers to prepare for battle? I think I do

 

[idrankyourbeer]

god damn meddlers meddling in the mayberry. bunch of cheap fuckers. you wanna play dirty? alright let's play dirty.

im'a go on <redacted> with a fresh new account and offer a free playstation 5 to the first 100 people who sign up for a sherdog account and vote for team metal gear beer, but they'll have to put LMP somewhere in their name just to make sure the votes are legal, when we go through the list and throw out all of the illegal votes from the mayberry.

 

[Sweater of AV]

@Sweater of AV - is sweater a piece of clothing or perspiration? i've always wondered that about your name

 

[idrankyourbeer]

this shit is hella rigged. is there still a spot open on team andy?

 

[toasty]

this shit is hella rigged. is there still a spot open on team andy?

Secretary of Alcohol Comsumption already has your nameplate on the desk in our administration.

Or you can be our ambassador to the lightweights a cushy posting that requires a nonsensical rambling post or two a week You could do it without ever sobering up

 

[Rob Battisti]

The Deep State took me out so and Angry Canadian Dictator could win POTWR.

 

[toasty]

The Deep State took me out so and Angry Canadian Dictator could win POTWR.

Yes they did. Why else would I have spent years creating a deep state in the first place if i don’t use them to screw good candidates to install foreign puppets as a Trojan horse to get the rabbits into power bypassing human election laws?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Secretary of Alcohol Comsumption already has your nameplate on the desk in our administration.

Or you can be our ambassador to the lightweights a cushy posting that requires a nonsensical rambling post or two a week You could do it without ever sobering up

on second thought maybe i'll just stick with metalgeartrump until he has me lynched.

 

[Andy Capp]

this shit is hella rigged. is there still a spot open on team andy?

Are you ready to change your nic to Andy Capp's maid?

 

[Andy Capp]

The Deep State took me out so and Angry Canadian Dictator could win POTWR.

I know, can you beleiber it? What a landslide.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Are you ready to change your nic to Andy Capp's maid?

oh hell no. i'll rather just wait for metalgeartrump to bring out the gallows so that i can peacefully and patriotically hang myself on it.