Social 2024 PotWR finals

[nhbbear]

@Andy Capp can be a real prick sometimes, but he’s overall a decent poster. I am torn a bit

 

[MetalGearTrump]

Metal Gear Chaos would be a far better username, if I'm being honest.

Let's be real Mr CRAPP

Honesty was never your strong suit

Folks it's quite simple, we are a forum in DECLINE.

The fact myself and @idrankyourbeer are having to run should show you that much. We could've rode off into the sunset, took our shit posting to reddit or 4chan-- but here we are fighting for YOU!

Let's face it, if Angry @Andy Capp (Crapp) wins this, our entire Sherdogocracy will be finished. You won't have a forum anymore... SAD!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Let's be real Mr CRAPP

Honesty was never your strong suit

Folks it's quite simple, we are a forum in DECLINE.

The fact myself and @idrankyourbeer are having to run should show you that much. We could've rode off into the sunset, took our shit posting to reddit or 4chan-- but here we are fighting for YOU!

Let's face it, if Angry @Andy Capp (Crapp) wins this, our entire Sherdogocracy will be finished. You won't have a forum anymore... SAD!

amen to that. this forum is a shithole and they are eating the memes. we cannot sit back and let the anger of angry andy enrage this sacred forum. metalgearbeer is your meal ticket people. get all 18 of your votes in.

and tell all of your dead friends to get out there and vote. every vote helps. a vote for auschwitz andy is a vote against democracy. some would say that he's literally hitler, maybe even an angrier version of hitler, and if you dare give him so much as a sniff of power he will use it to install himself as war room fuhrer and then try to to annex the mayberry lounge, leading to an all out forum war that none of us can afford and everybody will suffer.

there will be massive chaos and anarchy unfolding throughout every branch of the forum as thousands of forum members fall victim to the weaponized moderator gestapo's banhammer all at the discretion of our new fuhrer. many freedom-loving forum patriots will step into the showers never to be heard from again. and i don't know what you can buy with vcash these days but if you have angry andy at the helm you will need about 10 times as much vcash to buy whatever you need to buy with it. he will drive the forums economy into the ground, to the likes of which we've never seen before. not even during the great depression. this will be much much worse than the great depression. this time period will be known as the agony of angry andy.

 

[Rygu]

Let's be real Mr CRAPP

Honesty was never your strong suit

Folks it's quite simple, we are a forum in DECLINE.

The fact myself and @idrankyourbeer are having to run should show you that much. We could've rode off into the sunset, took our shit posting to reddit or 4chan-- but here we are fighting for YOU!

Let's face it, if Angry @Andy Capp (Crapp) wins this, our entire Sherdogocracy will be finished. You won't have a forum anymore... SAD!

That SAD! part made me howl ngl

 

[AWilder]

this thing is broken, it's only letting me vote once.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

this thing is broken, it's only letting me vote once.

gotta wait until around 3am.

 

[jeremyemilio]

I voted for @Andy Capp , of course, and then saw that put him up 12-10... and then I saw that I can "Change Vote" and make it a tie!

I mean, no offence Andy... but it's hard to resist that sort of power.

Edit: And then it was 12-11 for the @idrankyourbeer ticket.

So back to Andy, we go!

(Just call me "kingmaker.")

 

[Andy Capp]

Let's be real Mr CRAPP

Honesty was never your strong suit

Folks it's quite simple, we are a forum in DECLINE.

The fact myself and @idrankyourbeer are having to run should show you that much. We could've rode off into the sunset, took our shit posting to reddit or 4chan-- but here we are fighting for YOU!

Let's face it, if Angry @Andy Capp (Crapp) wins this, our entire Sherdogocracy will be finished. You won't have a forum anymore... SAD!

I know it seems to you that shit is going down hill, but that's just because you spend too much time looking in the mirror. The rest of us are having a wonderful time.

 

[Andy Capp]

That SAD! part made me howl ngl

See above.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I voted for @Andy Capp , of course, and then saw that put him up 12-10... and then I saw that I can "Change Vote" and make it a tie!

I mean, no offence Andy... but it's hard to resist that sort of power.

Edit: And then it was 12-11 for the @idrankyourbeer ticket.

So back to Andy, we go!

(Just call me "kingmaker.")

why vote for the abominable andy? you know that after midnight i'm just gonna get the ghost of hugo chavez to fire up the italian satellites and change your vote anyways. me and my fellow lefty metalgeartrump are in it to win it baby!

 

[WhiteMousse]

If either of you had gotten the Spirit of Harambe as your VP or the P, you would have my vote

 

[toasty]

Holy jumping monkey balls I might actually win an office here. WHOA WHOA WHOA!

Let's face facts, I kinda suck. And by kinda I mean I really suck as a War Room poster. I Barely come here, and when I do show up I throw out sloppy unthoughtout random shit with unwords like unthoughtout and then I bounce for weeks.

@idrankyourbeer is a far more committed, far more thoughful, far more prolific, far better writer, and far far far more passionate and just a far better war room warrior of barbaric nature.

So @LMP @MetalGearTrump @Andy Capp I humbly propose the tickets be changed to include @idrankyourbeer as the defacto VP no matter who wins.

I am willing to sacrifice my pride and ego and ability to score war room chicks by inviting them to the Sherdog Whitehouse lounge in order to do what is best for this forum and for Sherdog as a whole and for the entire MMA world, and for the entire galaxy or universe whichever is bigger

And no this has nothing to do with the 13 failed assassination attempts on my life but if the benevolent and kind @idrankyourbeer would call the wolves off, that would be a nice retrun gesture on his part.

Thank you all, but I seem to have thrown out my back bowing out. So I will take my leave.

Good evening genltemen.

 

[MetalGearTrump]

Holy jumping monkey balls I might actually win an office here. WHOA WHOA WHOA!

Let's face facts, I kinda suck. And by kinda I mean I really suck as a War Room poster. I Barely come here, and when I do show up I throw out sloppy unthoughtout random shit with unwords like unthoughtout and then I bounce for weeks.

@idrankyourbeer is a far more committed, far more thoughful, far more prolific, far better writer, and far far far more passionate and just a far better war room warrior of barbaric nature.

So @LMP @MetalGearTrump @Andy Capp I humbly propose the tickets be changed to include @idrankyourbeer as the defacto VP no matter who wins.

I am willing to sacrifice my pride and ego and ability to score war room chicks by inviting them to the Sherdog Whitehouse lounge in order to do what is best for this forum and for Sherdog as a whole and for the entire MMA world, and for the entire galaxy or universe whichever is bigger

And no this has nothing to do with the 13 failed assassination attempts on my life but if the benevolent and kind @idrankyourbeer would call the wolves off, that would be a nice retrun gesture on his part.

Thank you all, but I seem to have thrown out my back bowing out. So I will take my leave.

Good evening genltemen.

Like a RAT jumping from a sinking ship folks!

No testicles @toasty is running from the MetalGearBeer ticket! I can't say i blame him, we cant be stopped!

or perhaps it's the mudslide of shit that has become of the @Andy Capp (CRAPP) campaign that he no longer wishes to be associated with his sewage leaking (and smelling) candidate

 

[Andy Capp]

Holy jumping monkey balls I might actually win an office here. WHOA WHOA WHOA!

Let's face facts, I kinda suck. And by kinda I mean I really suck as a War Room poster. I Barely come here, and when I do show up I throw out sloppy unthoughtout random shit with unwords like unthoughtout and then I bounce for weeks.

@idrankyourbeer is a far more committed, far more thoughful, far more prolific, far better writer, and far far far more passionate and just a far better war room warrior of barbaric nature.

So @LMP @MetalGearTrump @Andy Capp I humbly propose the tickets be changed to include @idrankyourbeer as the defacto VP no matter who wins.

I am willing to sacrifice my pride and ego and ability to score war room chicks by inviting them to the Sherdog Whitehouse lounge in order to do what is best for this forum and for Sherdog as a whole and for the entire MMA world, and for the entire galaxy or universe whichever is bigger

And no this has nothing to do with the 13 failed assassination attempts on my life but if the benevolent and kind @idrankyourbeer would call the wolves off, that would be a nice retrun gesture on his part.

Thank you all, but I seem to have thrown out my back bowing out. So I will take my leave.

Good evening genltemen.

You'll always be VP to me. After all, you were my first.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Holy jumping monkey balls I might actually win an office here. WHOA WHOA WHOA!

Let's face facts, I kinda suck. And by kinda I mean I really suck as a War Room poster. I Barely come here, and when I do show up I throw out sloppy unthoughtout random shit with unwords like unthoughtout and then I bounce for weeks.

@idrankyourbeer is a far more committed, far more thoughful, far more prolific, far better writer, and far far far more passionate and just a far better war room warrior of barbaric nature.

So @LMP @MetalGearTrump @Andy Capp I humbly propose the tickets be changed to include @idrankyourbeer as the defacto VP no matter who wins.

I am willing to sacrifice my pride and ego and ability to score war room chicks by inviting them to the Sherdog Whitehouse lounge in order to do what is best for this forum and for Sherdog as a whole and for the entire MMA world, and for the entire galaxy or universe whichever is bigger

And no this has nothing to do with the 13 failed assassination attempts on my life but if the benevolent and kind @idrankyourbeer would call the wolves off, that would be a nice retrun gesture on his part.

Thank you all, but I seem to have thrown out my back bowing out. So I will take my leave.

Good evening genltemen.

so you're asking me to defect to team andy for the greater good of the forum?

i mean i'm really only in this for the power that comes with the presidency. sure being VP don't mean shit, unless the president dies or gets impeached and convicted, and then they rise into power.

well here's the thing, it's pretty much a tradition for war room presidents to get themselves banned. and between honest andy and metal gear trump, i feel like metalgeartrump has the better odds of getting himself shitcanned from the forum. and if i stick with him, i'll be next in line for the throne for when he fucks up and then i'll actually get to do some presidential shit and get shit done instead of just being a do-nothing VP just holding the president's dick while he pisses, and bringing the diet coke every time that he presses the button.

i'll be honest here, i'm focusing on winning this thing and consolidating power and taking control of the war room without ever even earning a single legal vote from my peers or even showing up for a town hall or a debate. if i defect to team andy, that might throw me off of my endgame mission here.

i mean yeah, i'd make a run with andy but for the next 4 years i'd probably just end up holding his dick out while he pees because i don't think he's going to abuse his power and get his account hung for treason by the deep state mods.

 

[Andy Capp]

so you're asking me to defect to team andy for the greater good of the forum?

i mean i'm really only in this for the power that comes with the presidency. sure being VP don't mean shit, unless the president dies or gets impeached and convicted, and then they rise into power.

well here's the thing, it's pretty much a tradition for war room presidents to get banned. and between honest andy and metal gear trump, i feel like metalgeartrump has the better odds of getting himself shitcanned from the forum. and i stick with him, i'll be next in line for the throne and actually get to do some presidential shit and get shit done instead of just being a do-nothing VP just holding the president's dick while he pisses, and bringing the diet coke every time that he presses the button.

i'll be honest here, i'm focusing on winning this thing and consolidating power and taking control of the war room without even earning a single legal vote from my peers. if i defect to team andy, that might throw me off of my endgame mission here. i mean yeah, i'd make a run with andy but for the next 4 years i'd probably just end up holding his dick out while he pees because i don't think he's going to abuse his power and get his account hung for treason by the deep state mods.

Now, that's the kind of optimism I can really appreciate.

 

[Deleted member 585708]

@Andy Capp in the lead!

What's this? Donald J Trump wants to weigh in? What is it Donald?



I don't know if we can do that, Donald!



Well I mean, that logic is kinda flawless, Donald, no doubt about it, but...

Aaron raises a good point here. If they keep counting, the tallies will keep increasing.

I say keep the count going!

Even if my pick doesn't win, every vote must count!!!

Get out there and do your sacred duty, War Room folks!

We've got a President to elect!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Now, that's the kind of optimism I can really appreciate.

that was an enticing offer from toasty that i didn't see coming. i guess it's too late for defection now , the ballots are already printed and sent out. but if you manage to win this shit try to save me a spot in your administration that doesn't solely involve me holding your dick out while you piss. you might have to give it some time for things to cool off because i'll be hiding out in the sherdog bunker trying to avoid getting lynched by a bunch of freedom fighting patriots who my running mate sent after me to try to take back their forum.

but that is a risk that i am willing to take, because he might very well being my ticket to the top here, so it's imperative that the two of us put our differences aside and learn to coexist together for each other's benefit as well as the forum. i think it will work out fine here. i mean it's only a matter of time before my running mates dictator from day one instincts kick in and he ends up getting himself ousted by the deep state. i think i like my chances with MGS better. and having two opposites in power helps to balance things out and keep each other honest. metalgeartrump needs me just as much as i need him. team metal gear beer for the win baby!

 

[Andy Capp]

that was an enticing offer from toasty that i didn't see coming. i guess it's too late for defection now , the ballots are already printed and sent out. but if you manage to win this shit try to save me a spot in your administration that doesn't solely involve me holding your dick out while you piss. you might have to give it some time for things to cool off because i'll be hiding out in the sherdog bunker trying to avoid getting lynched by a bunch of freedom fighting patriots who my running mate sent after me to try to take back their forum.

but that is a risk that i am willing to take, because he might very well being my ticket to the top here, so it's imperative that the two of us put our differences aside and learn to coexist together for each other's benefit as well as the forum. i think it will work out fine here. i mean it's only a matter of time before my running mate's dictator from day one instincts kick in and he ends up getting himself ousted by the deep state. i think i like my chances with MGS better. and having two opposites in power helps to balance things out and keep each other honest. metalgeartrump needs me just as much as i need him. team metal gear beer for the win baby!

Ok, not solely.

 

[Deleted member 585708]

Holy jumping monkey balls I might actually win an office here. WHOA WHOA WHOA!

Let's face facts, I kinda suck. And by kinda I mean I really suck as a War Room poster. I Barely come here, and when I do show up I throw out sloppy unthoughtout random shit with unwords like unthoughtout and then I bounce for weeks.

@idrankyourbeer is a far more committed, far more thoughful, far more prolific, far better writer, and far far far more passionate and just a far better war room warrior of barbaric nature.

So @LMP @MetalGearTrump @Andy Capp I humbly propose the tickets be changed to include @idrankyourbeer as the defacto VP no matter who wins.

I am willing to sacrifice my pride and ego and ability to score war room chicks by inviting them to the Sherdog Whitehouse lounge in order to do what is best for this forum and for Sherdog as a whole and for the entire MMA world, and for the entire galaxy or universe whichever is bigger

And no this has nothing to do with the 13 failed assassination attempts on my life but if the benevolent and kind @idrankyourbeer would call the wolves off, that would be a nice retrun gesture on his part.

Thank you all, but I seem to have thrown out my back bowing out. So I will take my leave.

Good evening genltemen.

The format is 5-7-5...