2018 PotWR Round 1: Registration/Campaign Announcements

[luckyshot]

THIS IS GNN!!!!!




That is all.....

 

[JDragon]

Lady and gentlemen of the WR, it is with great Honor that I introduce to you, my winning mate for the sham election of 2018, the once and future VP of the ENTIRE WR....

... and EX- endorser of the lame Bothsideist lamo campaign...


@Fawlty


Fawlty Shot 2018: BOTHSIDEISM GETS IT UP BOTH SIDES

Almost as bad as the @MusterX fiasco.

Almost

 

[luckyshot]

@jimmas99

Get in here and smite bothsideism!!!

 

[Fawlty]

I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the other candidates.

 

[jimmas99]

@jimmas99

Get in here and smite bothsideism!!!

You got my vote lucky! (do you even run?)

 

[luckyshot]

You got my vote lucky! (do you even run?)

Unfortunately and unfairly, the bad actors in Deep State are making me go through the procedure of an election.

Don't worry; it's just a formality.

 

[luckyshot]

@Bobby 3 Sticks

Get in here and help us beat the brakes off bullshit false equivalencies.

I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the other candidates.

I started hearing some bad things about them but then I feel asleep because they are so boring.


@BangersAndSmash

Get in here buddy and let them know we're not going to stand for their bullshit.

 

[Clippy]

@RockstarChris

Run for office. It will be fun. You can shit post as much as you want in here and call it campaigning. Just ask @Clippy

Fuck you're desperate

 

[luckyshot]

@Joe
@Happy Man
@phipps66
@HockeyBjj

The WR needs you to help crush bothsideism.

luckyshot & Fawlty 2018: BOTHSIDEISM GETS IT UP BOTH SIDES

 

[Bobby 3 Sticks]

@luckyshot has my vote

 

[luckyshot]

@luckyshot has my vote

 

[Clippy]

@luckyshot has my vote

 

[Andy Capp]

Names I haven't seen registered yet (forgive me if I'm wrong)
@MiniCraque
@foxnoob
@MilesAbove

 

[luckyshot]

@Diamond Jim
@andnowweknow
@*Z*

Will you real Americans patriots help smash bothsideism?

luckyshot & Fawlty 2018: BOTHSIDEISM GETS IT UP BOTH SIDES

 

[luckyshot]

@hillelslovak87
@AndroidRage

Get in here and Hulk Smash bothsideism.

luckyshot & Fawlty 2018: BOTHSIDEISM GETS IT UP BOTH SIDES

 

[Andy Capp]

Well, my friends, my enemies,

No, that's not quite right... not the father... won't do it...

Ah,


Ladies and gentlemen

WE

ARE

LIIIIIIIIIVE

From the sold out single chair in front of my computer

THIS is the moment War Room fans around the world have been waiting for.

IiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIITTTTTTTSSSSS TIIIIIIME!

4 Rounds for the Crave/Sherdog War Room President title

Aaaaaaand nowwwwwww
Introducing first,
FIIIIIGHTINGgggggg out of the, oh, natural pine-themed beige corner,

Standing 6 feet, 0 inches tall.
Weighing in on pretty much every topic with some sort of educated opinion (or a disclaimer to the contrary)

Promising to bring the office of President into willful disrepute by having no where near enough time or dedication to fulfilling the mandate bestowed upon him by his constituency, knowing all the while that with this public declaration he can disabuse himself of all responsibility for any failure through tacit acceptance,

Running undefeated, with zero wins and zero losses

And NEWWWWWWWWWWW War Room President

 

[LMP]

Well, my friends, my enemies,

No, that's not quite right... not the father... won't do it...

Ah,


Ladies and gentlemen

WE

ARE

LIIIIIIIIIVE

From the sold out single chair in front of my computer

THIS is the moment War Room fans around the world have been waiting for.

IiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIITTTTTTTSSSSS TIIIIIIME!

4 Rounds for the Crave/Sherdog War Room President title

Aaaaaaand nowwwwwww
Introducing first,
FIIIIIGHTINGgggggg out of the, oh, natural pine-themed beige corner,

Standing 6 feet, 0 inches tall.
Weighing in on pretty much every topic with some sort of educated opinion (or a disclaimer to the contrary)

Promising to bring the office of President into willful disrepute by having no where near enough time or dedication to fulfilling the mandate bestowed upon him by his constituency, knowing all the while that with this public declaration I can disabuse myself of all responsibility for any failure through tacit acceptance,

Running undefeated, with zero wins and zero losses

And NEWWWWWWWWWWW War Room President

I hope the mods dont ban you again @HomerThompson.

 

[Andy Capp]

And I'm willing to consider as a running mate anyone who didn't have to look up tacit in a dictionary
Or @irish_thug

 

[MiniCraque]

Names I haven't seen registered yet (forgive me if I'm wrong)
@MiniCraque
@foxnoob
@MilesAbove

@Lead pls register me senpai

I forgive you bb.

 

[MiniCraque]

btw anyone who commits himself to pardoning Homer has my vote.