***2018 NBA FINALS THREAD*** A CAVALIER DEATH MARCH!

[Lord Commander Palis]

Lol

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Bron. Such a douche. Walking out on a fantastic reporter, who asked him a well thought out train of questions, after one of the least heartbreaking losses of his career.

Lol wat

 

[Ehrmantraut]

Ftfy

 

[Ehrmantraut]

Bron. Such a douche. Walking out on a fantastic reporter, who asked him a well thought out train of questions, after one of the least heartbreaking losses of his career.

4-0

 

[Breakitdown]

This graph perfectly displays why LeRoids and his homers will always be the laughing stock of true analysts/aficionados.

Kelvin Lerv was 1-8 off LeJuice passes -true- but this isn't really the problem, he's much more than a spot up shooter. He was fkin 8-12 on his other shots, many of which he was allowed to settle into his game and get a comfortable look. The problem with the Known Steroider is that he only knows how to play a couple of ways:

- Roid Rush and Flop
- Roid Rush and Dish

This style of play is what marginalized Bish (a 24/11 guy before Roids) on the cHeat and it's what's also decimating Lerv (a 26/13 guy before Roids). Juice simply cannot (or will not) adapt to any other potential playstyle much to the detriment of his "team". This selfishness, in effect, creates a self sustaining engine of stat padding where Juice -much like a fkin kid playing nba 2k with his created player- merely uses his "teammates" to boost his own stats.

What's funny is that if you had switched Lerv with Al Horford in the CLE-BOS series Lerv would have avg'd 28/15 and BOS would have swept LeJuice with hilarious ease. The sabotage of Lerv's talent/potential by the Known Stat-Padder is truly the preeminent reason for CLEs failure(s).

 

[Ceez]

I know I judge GOAT basketball players by the way they do press conferences.

J/K: who the fuck watches press conferences? They literally exist for shithead reporters to write soundbytes. I want my team to super serious punch the reporters and then go back and get a gameplan going,

Ironically, people will say they want old school rivalrys yet when one team loses they’ll crucify them if they don't shake hands after the game. Fuck that shit. If you’re Lebeast, then losing a series takes an emotional toll as the players aren’t fucking robots. If you don’t care that you lost then you will never win.

Watching players give their all to win it all is why we fans partake in sports fandom. Nice guys finish last and winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.

LeBrick is a bitch though. Just like when he lobbied for Draymonger to be suspended in the presser for lifting his leg up after dickhead tried to walk over him. He wasnt as blatant this time around but he let it be known again that Draymonger poked him in the eye.


Idk mane lobbying for players to get suspended is a bitch move and he has that in his jacket. Another thing Jordan has over LeBrick. Would be ironic and funny as fuck if Tristcan gets suspended for a game after being trolled into acting like an idiot by Draymonger. Kind of payback if you will

 

[DrakeEB2]

What i don't get is the NBA should want this series to go as long as possible, the refs have influenced the game before ala Lakers/Kings...since it really shouldn't be competitive...
Now it's likely gonna be a sweep.
Why favor the Warriors with that call...it was the Cavs only chance to make a series of it if they stole one game in GS. I don't care about either team, i'm a miserable Knicks fan, but man why help a stacked team win...

 

[Dizzy]

4-0

Lol

 

[Johnson]

This graph perfectly displays why LeRoids is a monster.

Lol. Seriously. If love would've made 2 more 3pters. And Jr smiff would’ve made 2 more shots than this was a Cavs W. Lebron scoring 500 pts and yet getting blamed for the loss is some weird shit.

 

[Ehrmantraut]

 

[Breakitdown]

Lol. Seriously. If love would've made 2 more 3pters. And Jr smiff would’ve made 2 more shots than this was a Cavs W. Lebron scoring 500 pts and yet getting blamed for the loss is some weird shit.

He's the alpha and omega of the franch to a degree unlike any other player before him. He should not only be blamed for mere losses, he should be blamed for the current state of the team (gutter trash) along with their future prospects (somehow even more gutter trash) all of which are by his own GH engorged hand.

 

[Revolver]

This thread always turns to shit when you get a bunch of casuals coming here for the finals.

Never had to not read as many posts from nobodies in the history of this thread.

 

[Johnson]

LeBrick is a bitch though. Just like when he lobbied for Draymonger to be suspended in the presser for lifting his leg up after dickhead tried to walk over him. He wasnt as blatant this time around but he let it be known again that Draymonger poked him in the eye.


Idk mane lobbying for players to get suspended is a bitch move and he has that in his jacket. Another thing Jordan has over LeBrick. Would be ironic and funny as fuck if Tristcan gets suspended for a game after being trolled into acting like an idiot by Draymonger. Kind of payback if you will

Did he lobby? Or is this some weird fantasy? BTW, the Jordan comparisons can stop. jordan is 55yo billionaire shoe salesmen and owner of a shitty NBA Franchise. lebeast is a 33 beast player in the nba playing in his 8th straight finals after having played 15 seasons with his least amount of games played in a season at 73.

 

[Dizzy]

This thread always turns to shit when you get a bunch of casuals coming here for the finals.

Never had to not read as many posts from nobodies in the history of this thread.

For reals

 

[Andersons Foot]

Lol wat

Guy is so captivated by the JR situation he ran out of ways to ask the same question

 

[volodya]

You can be moving and get a charge, but if your shoulders and hips arent square and centered they dont consider it a proper defensive position generally

Lebron wasnt centered, he was leaning left, but durant also had to lean into him to even get the contact.

Thats a no call if anything

Youre completely correct IMO, but durant also leaned left into him to create the contact

Thats a no call IMO, can they reverse it from a foul to no foul, or only a charge?

Tbh I'd kinda here your thoughts on that George hill missed free throw

 

[xcvbn]

LMAO@anyone saying the refs rigged it for GS

Bitch literally runs over every Wario and doesn't get called for charging once- and he has the audacity to cry about getting called for falling in front of Durcant

 

[volodya]

Took an hour off this thread to roll and smoke a few doobs while I stand in the kitchen eating cracker sammiches.

Came back and there is 5 more pages of rustlement (LMAO) and then there is also madmick who is almost singlehandedly redifining the term "rustle" along with that geezer scoundrel @therealdope

 

[Johnson]

LMAO@anyone saying the refs rigged it for GS

Bitch literally runs over every Wario and doesn't get called for charging once- and he has the audacity to cry about getting called for falling in front of Durcant

Ultimately, no one really gives a shit.

I’m gonna wildly guess this and say, 25% want Lebron to fail, 14% want the Cavs to fail. 25% want Durant to fail, and 38% want the warriors to fail. This % is totally made up in my mind but I’d say it’s decently accurate.

 

[xtramob]

This thread always turns to shit when you get a bunch of casuals coming here for the finals.

Never had to not read as many posts from nobodies in the history of this thread.

Shut up @Tules