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2017 PotWR Round 4: The General Election

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Almonds are one of my favorite foods. Delicious and nutritious. They go great with nothing burgers. Just some helpful advice from your next President of the War Room.
 
In a forum of nearly 30 posters are these two candidates the best we can do?
 
BREAKING: DEEP STATE PRESS CONFERENCE
Hello and thank you for being here today.

Our agency has been hard at work over an investigation that has spanned from last election to now. We originally appointed special prosecutor @Limbo Pete to look into any connections between the Sports Bar and the @Palis administration. Although conclusive evidence could not be gathered at this time, the journey of the investigation led us to a key player known as @Hans Gruber or the founder of HansLeaks as you all may be more familiar with. Hans has recently made a spectacle about being hunted down by the deep state in fear for his life and has claimed he is seeking asylum in an embassy. We can now confirm to the public that this is indeed not true and as some would call it, "fake news". Agent Pete can now confirm the building Hans has been staying in is his own residence. Also, it is now clear his limited wi-fi access has been due to his wife telling him what to do. I know this news may come as a shock to those who perceived Hans as a force against the establishment that wouldn't take orders from anyone but we are here today with proof that he indeed does take orders from a woman he lives with. With that said, our investigation into HansLeaks will be closing as his wife stated Hans will be on his best behavior going forward.

I will not be taking any further questions at this time. Thank you all who contributed to this investigation.
 
This just in, a battle weary Captain America has endorsed @HomerThompson for President of the War Room!

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Vote Thompson!!!
 
this isn't about politics it's about contribution


homer shows up to every thread. it doesn't matter if you agree or disagree. he's always game for shit talking and he makes good points. he is, in fact, not retarded. he hot dogs those who need. he's made a sherdog meme out of a meme - the most meta anyone has got here.

really folks, think clearly on this.


quit being a bunch of fucking pussies and do the right thing for your favorite internet community, okay?
 
irish_thug said:
Fake news alert. GNN incapable of reading a few posts above.
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That one liner does not count as a response. Unless you mean to say you select your fav posters out of pure partisan hackery.
 
Overtures said:
this isn't about politics it's about contribution


homer shows up to every thread. it doesn't matter if you agree or disagree. he's always game for shit talking and he makes good points. he is, in fact, not retarded. he hot dogs those who need. he's made a sherdog meme out of a meme - the most meta anyone has got here.

really folks, think clearly on this.


quit being a bunch of fucking pussies and do the right thing for your favorite internet community, okay?
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Gandhi said:
That one liner does not count as a response. Unless you mean to say you select your fav posters out of pure partisan hackery.
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You're fake news.

Next.
 
Overtures said:
this isn't about politics it's about contribution


homer shows up to every thread. it doesn't matter if you agree or disagree. he's always game for shit talking and he makes good points. he is, in fact, not retarded. he hot dogs those who need. he's made a sherdog meme out of a meme - the most meta anyone has got here.

really folks, think clearly on this.


quit being a bunch of fucking pussies and do the right thing for your favorite internet community, okay?
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I make better OT threads though.
 
Lead said:
BREAKING: DEEP STATE PRESS CONFERENCE
Hello and thank you for being here today.

Our agency has been hard at work over an investigation that has spanned from last election to now. We originally appointed special prosecutor @Limbo Pete to look into any connections between the Sports Bar and the @Palis administration. Although conclusive evidence could not be gathered at this time, the journey of the investigation led us to a key player known as @Hans Gruber or the founder of HansLeaks as you all may be more familiar with. Hans has recently made a spectacle about being hunted down by the deep state in fear for his life and has claimed he is seeking asylum in an embassy. We can now confirm to the public that this is indeed not true and as some would call it, "fake news". Agent Pete can now confirm the building Hans has been staying in is his own residence. Also, it is now clear his limited wi-fi access has been due to his wife telling him what to do. I know this news may come as a shock to those who perceived Hans as a force against the establishment that wouldn't take orders from anyone but we are here today with proof that he indeed does take orders from a woman he lives with. With that said, our investigation into HansLeaks will be closing as his wife stated Hans will be on his best behavior going forward.

I will not be taking any further questions at this time. Thank you all who contributed to this investigation.
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pcptornado said:
I make better OT threads though.
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To be honest I think you are a solid pick, just not WR intensive. and i do remember you saying you didn't really fuck with politics.

Secondly: when's the next Ugg Off ?
 
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