2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[Ruprecht]

You think there actually dead?

Get woke brah.

Red pilled.

Not both of them, but Tamerlan looked pretty dead in the autopsy photos.
He'd take some resurrecting, that's for sure.

 

[weed]

guys, a friendly reminds to vote for @Clippy for the PoTWR election. don't make him angry..

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Citizens of the War Room,


the JDragon campaign has only @jgarner ‘ed the 4th most votes in these primaries, but our influence in this electoral season is still visible. As stated multiple times in the past weeks, success is not a matter of becoming President of the War Room, but rather achieving what the War Room needs.

I defined these needs as mainly two things: Defending the War Room against shitposters, and at the same time, reaching out across political boundaries to create a lively yet respectful discussion atmosphere. Two prominent candidates have emerged in the past days: On the one hand, you have @irish_thug, whom I respect a lot and who I believe is a worthy candidate for the office of POTWR. A true War Room staple, and among the best candidates the WR right could have offered. And on the other hand, you have @HomerThompson, who has earned his merits as an anti-shitposter vigilante, whose commitment to the War Room also cannot be called into question.

I've negotiated with both candidates to try and achieve the best possible outcome for the War Room. @irish_thug has offered me a cabinet position and has proclaimed with regard to my policy proposals that "nothing's off the table, really". This appears like I would have lots of leeway to implement my policies in the context of an @irish_thug presidency.

Unfortunately, @irish_thug also proclaimed that he actually isn't really interested in the Sticky Thread and wants to involve citizens to bring in proposals. In other words, that means he's saying he is not interested in policy but more in the office that goes along with becoming POTWR. I could live with that if it meant that the War Room could be served and policies to improve our experience could be implemented, but I personally believe that none of my proposed measures will be successful if there is no leadership backing me up. The President of the War Room needs to believe in the things we do, it needs to align with his vision, and he needs to ensure that things can go smoothly. It is why I so explicitly asked both candidates which parts of my campaign proposals they would be willing to adopt.

Considering the proposals laid out by the @HomerThompson campaign earlier today, I can happily confirm that we have come to an agreement. Effective immediately, the JDragon campaign suspends its activities and I will support the activities of the @HomerThompson campaign for the final round of voting. Because at the end, this is about the War Room, and not about egos.

We're gonna take the War Room back, together, and @HomerThompson will be our President.

But you know he is a bleeding-heart snitch, right ?

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

To be fair, most of the people Homer was snitching on were also snitching on him.
There's been no shortage of snitches in the WR, but thankfully the reporting has calmed down of late.
For a while there the WR was out reporting the rest of the forum, by a fair whack (not just per capita or per post, outright).

I'm sure it's confidential information, but I do wonder who the biggest complainer would be, and roughly what percentage of reports are deemed legit.

 

[Jack V Savage]

To be fair, most of the people Homer was snitching on were also snitching on him.
There's been no shortage of snitches in the WR, but thankfully the reporting has calmed down of late.
For a while there the WR was out reporting the rest of the forum, by a fair whack (not just per capita or per post, outright).

Very interesting. Any stats that you can share? I remember @TeTe posted some in the OT a while back.

 

[Rational Poster]

To be fair, most of the people Homer was snitching on were also snitching on him.
There's been no shortage of snitches in the WR, but thankfully the reporting has calmed down of late.
For a while there the WR was out reporting the rest of the forum, by a fair whack (not just per capita or per post, outright).

I told you guys it wasn't me.

Vote Rational Poster.

Not a snitch like @HomerThompson

 

[Ruprecht]

Very interesting. Any stats that you can share? I remember @TeTe posted some in the OT a while back.

Well, reporting stats aren't available to Mods (not sure about Admin), so compiling them would be a PITA.
To give you an idea though. At the moment there's 35 reports on the front report page.
24 are from the heavies, 7 are from the war room, 2 are from mayberry and 2 are from support.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Well, reporting stats aren't available to Mods (not sure about Admin), so compiling them would be a PITA.
To give you an idea though. At the moment there's 35 reports on the front report page.
24 are from the heavies, 7 are from the war room, 2 are from mayberry and 2 are from support.

Weird that any come from support. Interesting, though. I'd think that the prison mentality would be more dominant here. Haven't reported anyone myself in a while because I just use the ignore feature (my main gripe was pictures). TeTe mentioned that @Da Speeit was the most-reported poster, IIRC. Any easy access to subforum-specific stats like that? I know I've been reported a few times, though I don't think I've ever done anything legitimately reportable.

 

[Ruprecht]

Weird that any come from support. Interesting, though. I'd think that the prison mentality would be more dominant here. Haven't reported anyone myself in a while because I just use the ignore feature (my main gripe was pictures). TeTe mentioned that @Da Speeit was the most-reported poster, IIRC. Any easy access to subforum-specific stats like that? I know I've been reported a few times, though I don't think I've ever done anything legitimately reportable.

Not easily, although we can look up how many times someone's posts have been reported. You haven't been reported at all this year.

Edit: I spoke too soon, someone just reported you to spoil your record.

 

[irish_thug]

I am just saying the reason why @JDragon lost last year is because they hilariously linked him to fucking German shepherds.
Just a word of warning. But don't worry I already have some dirt on @irish_thug . Had to adjust it a bit because turns out he is canadian.

No one has dirt on me. Dirt implies that I'm ashamed of it. I wear my faults proudly.

 

[irish_thug]

DRAMA! INTRIGUE! IS IRISH_THUG A SERVANT OF THE DARK LORD?!



Fawlty Strategic Initiative has uncovered through its vicious opposition research (sherdog search function and also searching through some garbage cans),


That Irish_Thug is indeed a satanist- a modern day Grima Wormtongue, if I may be so bold of the rings.



Proof here:

"Do You Believe in Energy Vampires?"

"Ever Know a Psychic Vampire?"

"Satanic Temple Launches Anti-School Spanking Campaign in Texas"




Oh my fucking god, like, do you SEE this? This is not a man of earthly conservative values but instead the hellish hellspawn of hell, and a Satan who walks among us.







In light of this DAMNING new information, I must announce that the Fawlty Strategic Initiative officially supports @irish_thug for POTWR. Homer Thompson may be an atheist, but Irish Thug is like an atheist who doesn't even believe in atheists. I love him. Hell, I'd let him fuck my dog on Halloween.

I'm no servant.

 

[irish_thug]

Citizens of the War Room,


the JDragon campaign has only @jgarner ‘ed the 4th most votes in these primaries, but our influence in this electoral season is still visible. As stated multiple times in the past weeks, success is not a matter of becoming President of the War Room, but rather achieving what the War Room needs.

I defined these needs as mainly two things: Defending the War Room against shitposters, and at the same time, reaching out across political boundaries to create a lively yet respectful discussion atmosphere. Two prominent candidates have emerged in the past days: On the one hand, you have @irish_thug, whom I respect a lot and who I believe is a worthy candidate for the office of POTWR. A true War Room staple, and among the best candidates the WR right could have offered. And on the other hand, you have @HomerThompson, who has earned his merits as an anti-shitposter vigilante, whose commitment to the War Room also cannot be called into question.

I've negotiated with both candidates to try and achieve the best possible outcome for the War Room. @irish_thug has offered me a cabinet position and has proclaimed with regard to my policy proposals that "nothing's off the table, really". This appears like I would have lots of leeway to implement my policies in the context of an @irish_thug presidency.

Unfortunately, @irish_thug also proclaimed that he actually isn't really interested in the Sticky Thread and wants to involve citizens to bring in proposals. In other words, that means he's saying he is not interested in policy but more in the office that goes along with becoming POTWR. I could live with that if it meant that the War Room could be served and policies to improve our experience could be implemented, but I personally believe that none of my proposed measures will be successful if there is no leadership backing me up. The President of the War Room needs to believe in the things we do, it needs to align with his vision, and he needs to ensure that things can go smoothly. It is why I so explicitly asked both candidates which parts of my campaign proposals they would be willing to adopt.

Considering the proposals laid out by the @HomerThompson campaign earlier today, I can happily confirm that we have come to an agreement. Effective immediately, the JDragon campaign suspends its activities and I will support the activities of the @HomerThompson campaign for the final round of voting. Because at the end, this is about the War Room, and not about egos.

We're gonna take the War Room back, together, and @HomerThompson will be our President.

Unfortunate decision. I was going to hand over control of the sticky to you, as press secretary. But in all honesty I'm not surprised. All the best to you sir.

 

[luckyshot]

DRAMA! INTRIGUE! IS IRISH_THUG A SERVANT OF THE DARK LORD?!



Fawlty Strategic Initiative has uncovered through its vicious opposition research (sherdog search function and also searching through some garbage cans),


That Irish_Thug is indeed a satanist- a modern day Grima Wormtongue, if I may be so bold of the rings.



Proof here:

"Do You Believe in Energy Vampires?"

"Ever Know a Psychic Vampire?"

"Satanic Temple Launches Anti-School Spanking Campaign in Texas"




Oh my fucking god, like, do you SEE this? This is not a man of earthly conservative values but instead the hellish hellspawn of hell, and a Satan who walks among us.







In light of this DAMNING new information, I must announce that the Fawlty Strategic Initiative officially supports @irish_thug for POTWR. Homer Thompson may be an atheist, but Irish Thug is like an atheist who doesn't even believe in atheists. I love him. Hell, I'd let him fuck my dog on Halloween.

If only @ripskater was still here so would could hear the Evangelical justification for voting for an literal Santanist over a moderate liberal.

 

[luckyshot]

Citizens of the War Room,


the JDragon campaign has only @jgarner ‘ed the 4th most votes in these primaries, but our influence in this electoral season is still visible. As stated multiple times in the past weeks, success is not a matter of becoming President of the War Room, but rather achieving what the War Room needs.

I defined these needs as mainly two things: Defending the War Room against shitposters, and at the same time, reaching out across political boundaries to create a lively yet respectful discussion atmosphere. Two prominent candidates have emerged in the past days: On the one hand, you have @irish_thug, whom I respect a lot and who I believe is a worthy candidate for the office of POTWR. A true War Room staple, and among the best candidates the WR right could have offered. And on the other hand, you have @HomerThompson, who has earned his merits as an anti-shitposter vigilante, whose commitment to the War Room also cannot be called into question.

I've negotiated with both candidates to try and achieve the best possible outcome for the War Room. @irish_thug has offered me a cabinet position and has proclaimed with regard to my policy proposals that "nothing's off the table, really". This appears like I would have lots of leeway to implement my policies in the context of an @irish_thug presidency.

Unfortunately, @irish_thug also proclaimed that he actually isn't really interested in the Sticky Thread and wants to involve citizens to bring in proposals. In other words, that means he's saying he is not interested in policy but more in the office that goes along with becoming POTWR. I could live with that if it meant that the War Room could be served and policies to improve our experience could be implemented, but I personally believe that none of my proposed measures will be successful if there is no leadership backing me up. The President of the War Room needs to believe in the things we do, it needs to align with his vision, and he needs to ensure that things can go smoothly. It is why I so explicitly asked both candidates which parts of my campaign proposals they would be willing to adopt.

Considering the proposals laid out by the @HomerThompson campaign earlier today, I can happily confirm that we have come to an agreement. Effective immediately, the JDragon campaign suspends its activities and I will support the activities of the @HomerThompson campaign for the final round of voting. Because at the end, this is about the War Room, and not about egos.

We're gonna take the War Room back, together, and @HomerThompson will be our President.

@JDragon you have set a precedent for how to influence the politics of the WR in a positive direction, regardless of whose name is on top of the ticket.

I say with 100% sincerity that the @HomerThompson presidency will be significantly better for your influence. You will be a key part of this team, and I can guarantee that your voice will always be heard.

To paraphrase a great man (@HomerThompson) we will actually bring the people of the War Room together to make it better.

And because of you, @JDragon, this campaign will be better. You are a man of integrity.

 

[Rational Poster]

@JDragon you have set a precedent for how to influence the politics of the WR in a positive direction, regardless of whose name is on top of the ticket.

I say with 100% sincerity that the @HomerThompson presidency will be significantly better for your influence. You will be a key part of this team, and I can guarantee that your voice will always be heard.

To paraphrase a great man (@HomerThompson) "I think it's cool that we're actually bringing the people of the War Room together to make it better."

And because of you, @JDragon, this campaign will be better.

And we will all be better.

"Stand up, Miss Jean Louise, your father's passing."

@Gandhi
@Jack V Savage
@AnGrYcRoW

You guys going to get together and come up with a snitching list?

 

[luckyshot]

You guys going to get together and come up with a snitching list?

Why? Who've you got dirt on?

Lmao!!! Literally lold seeing my name, a fucking alpha American white male, 6'1 195lbs, blonde hair blue eyes, creamer of all pussies, especially ethnic pussies, cucklord stomper, athletic as fuck dominant alpha male (i said that already), lumped together with a veritable who's who of complete shit head, bottom bitches, low T, blue haired, must defend Islam, must defend minorities, screaming cucked out of their minds lady boys!!!

GNN, you go too far. How FUCKING dare you? I'm the first President of this bitch. What were you thinking? That's like lumping President General George Washington with Osama Bin Laden, Barack Hussein Obama, Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin and Kathy Griffen.

GNN, your time is up, your fake news, AIDS via text spreading organization is done. Enjoy the endless audits, random power outages and reporters being kidnapped.

President Palis OUT!

Hmm. Overall, I think you've handled this more maturely than I expected. Kudos.

 

[Gandhi]

Lmao!!! Literally lold seeing my name, a fucking alpha American white male, 6'1 195lbs, blonde hair blue eyes, creamer of all pussies, especially ethnic pussies, cucklord stomper, athletic as fuck dominant alpha male (i said that already), lumped together with a veritable who's who of complete shit head, bottom bitches, low T, blue haired, must defend Islam, must defend minorities, screaming cucked out of their minds lady boys!!!

GNN, you go too far. How FUCKING dare you? I'm the first President of this bitch. What were you thinking? That's like lumping President General George Washington with Osama Bin Laden, Barack Hussein Obama, Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin and Kathy Griffen.

GNN, your time is up, your fake news, AIDS via text spreading organization is done. Enjoy the endless audits, random power outages and reporters being kidnapped.

President Palis OUT!

GNN NEWS ALERT!!!!

Current POTWR rejects reach across the aisle while demonstrating delusions of grandeur, a bizarre form flexibility verging on deformity, and a taste for wearing cheap high heel shoes.

 

[Gandhi]

Citizens of the War Room,


the JDragon campaign has only @jgarner ‘ed the 4th most votes in these primaries, but our influence in this electoral season is still visible. As stated multiple times in the past weeks, success is not a matter of becoming President of the War Room, but rather achieving what the War Room needs.

I defined these needs as mainly two things: Defending the War Room against shitposters, and at the same time, reaching out across political boundaries to create a lively yet respectful discussion atmosphere. Two prominent candidates have emerged in the past days: On the one hand, you have @irish_thug, whom I respect a lot and who I believe is a worthy candidate for the office of POTWR. A true War Room staple, and among the best candidates the WR right could have offered. And on the other hand, you have @HomerThompson, who has earned his merits as an anti-shitposter vigilante, whose commitment to the War Room also cannot be called into question.

I've negotiated with both candidates to try and achieve the best possible outcome for the War Room. @irish_thug has offered me a cabinet position and has proclaimed with regard to my policy proposals that "nothing's off the table, really". This appears like I would have lots of leeway to implement my policies in the context of an @irish_thug presidency.

Unfortunately, @irish_thug also proclaimed that he actually isn't really interested in the Sticky Thread and wants to involve citizens to bring in proposals. In other words, that means he's saying he is not interested in policy but more in the office that goes along with becoming POTWR. I could live with that if it meant that the War Room could be served and policies to improve our experience could be implemented, but I personally believe that none of my proposed measures will be successful if there is no leadership backing me up. The President of the War Room needs to believe in the things we do, it needs to align with his vision, and he needs to ensure that things can go smoothly. It is why I so explicitly asked both candidates which parts of my campaign proposals they would be willing to adopt.

Considering the proposals laid out by the @HomerThompson campaign earlier today, I can happily confirm that we have come to an agreement. Effective immediately, the JDragon campaign suspends its activities and I will support the activities of the @HomerThompson campaign for the final round of voting. Because at the end, this is about the War Room, and not about egos.

We're gonna take the War Room back, together, and @HomerThompson will be our President.

GNN Breaking News

@JDragon has confirmed the GNN headline from the prior night. You heard it on GNN first!!!!!

GNN welcomes this political genius and stalwart of POTWR politics to the Homer Team.

. TM​

To Sanity and Beyond!!!!!!

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Not easily, although we can look up how many times someone's posts have been reported. You haven't been reported at all this year.

Edit: I spoke too soon, someone just reported you to spoil your record.

What's my report history look like?

 

[Ruprecht]

What's my report history look like?

Well below WR norms. 4 this year.