2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[Lead]

God*

And that's how you secure the evangelical vote

 

[HomerThompson]

I"m addicted to eating kid's multi-vite gummies. They're fricken delicous. Right now I'm hooked on these...

Can I overdose?

Yes. Please don't have to go to the emergency room for eating too many children's vitamins. That would really reflect poorly on your Sherdog brethren.

 

[HomerThompson]

atheist*

Where's your pic tubby?

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

And that's how you secure the evangelical vote

Hummer's low IQ can't fathom this. His political game is weak, doesn't know how to pander to get votes, the schmuck! Who the hell declares themselves an atheist when running for office? Low energy! Sad!

 

[HomerThompson]

That's about 10 drinks into the night.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

HAHAHAHA you look like a punk pussy who's been bullied and is about to go shoot up a school or theatre LMAO!!!

 

[Gutter Chris]

That's about 10 drinks into the night.

Do you get gayer as you drink or what ?

 

[Gutter Chris]

God*

With all due respect.....

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Who are these people?

 

[Lead]

10% of registered voters have already voted

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Who are these people?

HAHAHAHA

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Who are these people?

Gay rights activists?

 

[Fawlty]

BREAKING NEWS!!

@Falsedawn cultivating support from the chronic unsolicited masturbater on the forum, @Fawlty

A true dictator doesn't solicit support. It gives itself freely to his majesty.

No butt stuff though.

 

[Lead]

Please avoid tag bombs that large. 15+candidates is an appropriate size

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

So, went through the candidate list. Who the fuck are alanb and CauseImBetta? I've spend hundreds of hours up in this place and don't remember ever seeing their posts.

 

[The Diplomat]

Please avoid tag bombs that large. 15+candidates is an appropriate size

Okay.

I see you're in favor of Sharia Law taking over the WR.

 

[Lead]

Okay.

I see you're in favor of Sharia Law taking over the WR.

I didn't say not to tag. I just want people to have to put more effort in to avoid 298 people getting tagged for a two sentence post. S'all good though

 

[Ruprecht]

So, went through the candidate list. Who the fuck are alanb and CauseImBetta? I've spend hundreds of hours up in this place and don't remember ever seeing their posts.

You most likely would have encountered alanb in his threads about his legal activism for the 2A (in Hawaii from memory).

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Okay.

I see you're in favor of Sharia Law taking over the WR.

I think you have to be under 15 to be Sharia compliant.

<puh-lease75>

 

[trolololol]

So, went through the candidate list. Who the fuck are alanb and CauseImBetta? I've spend hundreds of hours up in this place and don't remember ever seeing their posts.

Exactly why you should vote for me bud. I'll make all your dreams come true.