2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[second sight]

You have to vote. Preferably for me.

don't see that happening homer

 

[Curmudgeon]

waiting for some variety . . . for lead

Ah, thanks, just about forgot about @Lead and the rest of the blue time crew.

Spoiler

 

[luckyshot]

wo.w....thats some story you got there.... it was simply an incorrect copy/paste of the jpeg code

 

[HomerThompson]

don't see that happening homer

C'mon, bruh. I'm reasonable when you get past my handsome exterior.

 

[HomerThompson]

Ah, thanks, just about forgot about @Lead and the rest of the blue time crew.

Spoiler

Me and @Gandhi, and @Captain Davis took care of that earlier with some shirtless pics, bruh.

 

[Farmer Br0wn]

My anonymous sources have told me that @HomerThompson 's campaign has been colluding with the Russians!

My extremely reliable anonymous sources have put together a dossiê of Homer's various shady dealings with the Russians, including, but not limited to, hiring Russian prostitutes to urinate on a bed that President @Palis had once slept on! At one point during the encounter, Homer stepped out of the room to say "Pails is the fire that ignites my loins!"

 

[luckyshot]

Yes... yessss @JDragon use me... slander me... spread yourself for The Nexus... be, consumed by it.

You have a chance to win this and keep the POTWR thread updated daily like you promised...

Don't bring that shit in here you cuck.

Only when it applies.

You're still a cuck?

God dammit @JDragon do you see what happens when you let this cockroach have some daylight?

He instantly shitposts his feces all over the place.

Vote @HomerThompson so we can make Palis eat a fat pile of shit.

Why is that so complicated?

We will heal all divisions and seek unity. I promise.

But first a shit salad for shit head.

















Also @JDragon is there a reason like half your voters are Trumpbots... ?

 

[HomerThompson]

God dammit @JDragon do you see what happens when you let this cockroach have some daylight?

He instantly shitposts his feces all over the place.

Vote @HomerThompson so we can make Palis eat a fat pile of shit.

Why is that so hard to understand?

We will heal all divisions and seek unity. I promise.

But first a shit salad for shit head.

That's a given, obviously.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

My anonymous sources have told me that @HomerThompson 's campaign has been colluding with the Russians!

My extremely reliable anonymous sources have put together a dossiê of Homer's various shady dealings with the Russians, including, but not limited to, hiring Russian prostitutes to urinate on a bed that President @Palis had once slept on! At one point during the encounter, Homer stepped out of the room to say "Pails is the fire that ignites my loins!"

 

[Bald1]

Just jokes bro. I had fun.

It ain't over. Throw your suport behind Irish.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Just jokes bro. I had fun.

 

[HomerThompson]

My favorite version of Colbert after his character on the Report:

 

[senri]

Hey @senri, vote Thompson!

You are not yet ripe Mr Thompson. I see that you want to taste... It will come, and your going to enjoy the process...

 

[Pickle Rick]

it would be more like this

 

[second sight]

anyway to see the vote totals?

Where is @Clippy in the voting

 

[Sara]

My vote will be going to someone that can bring the lulz.
A sense of humor is way more important than rambling about trade or whatever imo.

I didn't know my vote wouldn't count.

But I've seen homer shirtless, and still voted for Irish thug.

Mostly out of, y'all know fear but still

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

God dammit @JDragon do you see what happens when you let this cockroach have some daylight?

He instantly shitposts his feces all over the place.

Vote @HomerThompson so we can make Palis eat a fat pile of shit.

Why is that so hard to understand?

We will heal all divisions and seek unity. I promise.

But first a shit salad for shit head.

















Also @JDragon is there a reason like half your voters are Trumpbots... ?

cuckyshot with ONE vote QUIT the election like a little bitch to run to his cereal killer boyfriends side. AWWWWWW!

 

[irish_thug]

That might be the greatest gif ever

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

My vote will be going to someone that can bring the lulz.
A sense of humor is way more important than rambling about trade or whatever imo.

What about trade humour ?

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir'''

 

[HomerThompson]

I didn't know my vote wouldn't count.

But I've seen homer shirtless, and still voted for Irish thug.

Mostly out of, y'all know fear but still