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2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

Sherdog PotWR Primary Ballot

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Rational Poster said:
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Together we can push the trolls back to the OT!

Vote Rational Poster for President of the War Room!

@Higus
@HIMBOB
@IngaVovchanchyn
@InternetHero
@Jack V Savage
@Jackie Blue
@JadeOwl
@jeffk
@jgarner
@Joe
@JohnnySagebrush
@JonesBones
@JonnyRingo84
@JosephDredd
@K1levelgrappler
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My vote is currently for sale. My highest bid so far is a bunch of ass and titties in gif form. Open bidding for my vote is still available.


Quipling said:
@jgarner if you vote for me i promise not to tag you in any more stupid shit.
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As mentioned above, my vote is still available for sale. $1 in Bitcoin and you have my vote.
 
DEEP STATE MEDIA EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT @Palis
BREAKING DEVELOPMENT WITH ENDORSEMENT FROM SITTING PRESIDENT

What are your thoughts ending the first term of the PotWR?
Palis said:
My thoughts are as follows: Standing outside in a field with a lovely wind at my back, blue sky above, in my birthday suit, is a wonderful feeling.
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What is your opinion of the current race? Is the anything it adds or lacks compared to last years race?
Palis said:
The current race is amazing! What it lacks is substance but what it needs is substance. Overall, I think Usain could comeback and win one more race.
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There are some posters more familiar with posting in the OT or Mayberry in the running this year. Whether justified or not, you were painted as an outsider from the Sports Bar. What are your views of these candidates running?
Palis said:
Yes people like to paint others. Whether obsessed with their beauty to showcase to the world or maybe just an artist rendition, like a caricature. I think I like the direction the painting is going and will be pleased greatly when finished. Oh, there are still posters in the OT?
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Your main opponent last year, @JDragon, has decided to run again. How do you expect him to do?
Palis said:
Oh good ole JDragon. You know we sat down to hot coco, brownies and then senri came with the red wine. It was a delicious experience. We talked about life, we talked cinema, we talked about how youth today is taught in history class in Canada and America about WW2, Hitler and how bad it was. They really engrain how NOT to be a Nazi these days to the youth. JDragon is one of my good friends. Did you know that his main goal in life is to be POTWR? He confided in me that one of his dreams was to keep the POTWR Thread updated weekly with new content by himself as he has all the time in the world to do so! I didn't tell him at the time but i knew right there he needed to be President. For this very reason i hereby officially decree my endorsement, as Sherdogs first War Room President, to JDragon, the humble German K9 lover!!
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What was your fondest memory of last years race?
Palis said:
My fondest memory was giving Hack P. Sausage and that fake conservative stalker panaimaican jobs within the Whitehouse. Winning it was a great memory as well, but supplying jobs to underprivileged 5 foot nothing unathletic doe boys is truly a blessing that tugs at my heart strings.
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You chose to only run for one term. Explain your thinking behind this decision and how you finally came to it.
Palis said:
Serving one term is plenty here. I was filled with enough joy as Trump and I both crushed blue haired skulls and stole the souls from the pathetic wimps that were against us. Retiring at the top was the best thing to do.
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What advice do you have to whoever your successor will be?
Palis said:
My advice to my successor (JDrag) would be: Enjoy your Presidency, don't listen to the people, change the sheets in the California King (lots of action, sorry) and always, ALWAYS remember, never feed Hummer Thompson after midnight.
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Thank you for sitting down and speaking with us Mr. President
Palis said:
Thank you! God Bless!! Now where's my whiskey?
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jgarner said:
My vote is currently for sale. My highest bid so far is a bunch of ass and titties in gif form. Open bidding for my vote is still available.

As mentioned above, my vote is still available for sale. $1 in Bitcoin and you have my vote.
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i also got sent some nudes from a high school classmate today but she is apparently descended from a pancake.
 
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