2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[Gandhi]

Is @Kafir-kun a WR poster in your opinion?

Look at the rest of the post I made up there. I made points to the people who actually put some thought into their posts like lucky (who foresaw a problem and tried to adjust to it) CEROFC, and Jack. It's hard to reply to yours since its just a baseless accusation but I think my reply is clear. You did nothing to this point and have no idea how long it took to monitor the 200 post criteria to avoid non-WR posters from crashing this election.

GNN reports massive saline levels in certain segments of the Sanity coalition. For those that would rather complain about the system , with only a fraction of the vote in, than engage it in, GNN respectfully asks you to pull your head out of your patoots (spelling?).

@Fawlty dont be salty.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Congrats to @HomerThompson on completing his shameless transformation into Internet character. Being #2 in a fake election puts him somewhere between @Clippy and that can who posts hot chick polls in P&M.

Homer's No. 2 in the non-partisan primary. Likely overall winner if he makes it to the general.

 

[trolololol]

Homer's No. 2 in the non-partisan primary. Likely overall winner if he makes it to the general.

Best of luck to him. With fake power comes fake responsibility.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

@snakedafunky wo bist Du denn ????

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Fuck me it seems that candidates start not giving a fuck as soon as I express support.

Clippy, then Snake....


Irish if I endorse you, will you disappear as well ?

@Bald1 wtf man. I need to consult with you, as I have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to internet names (you are one of like 5 posters that I remember). You know me. How would I find this PCP fellow?

 

[irish_thug]

I despise you.

If I don't have you mixed up with someone else. If so, please excuse me.

But you are the snitch aren t you ?

Vote true North strong and free.

 

[trolololol]

How would I find this PCP fellow?

Hello, friend

Vote PCP for a better War Room!

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Only 22% is plenty of opportunity. Other candidate posters are going to have to team up, strategize, and start PM'ing people.

What's the turnout percentage now?

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Congrats to @HomerThompson on completing his shameless transformation into Internet character. Being #2 in a fake election puts him somewhere between @Clippy and that can who posts hot chick polls in P&M.

Does this mean you're quitting?

 

[trolololol]

Does this mean you're quitting?

Nope. I will not give my detractors the satisfaction of me dropping out.

Their tears have been delicious so far.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

I'm really torn this round.

My first instinct was Snakedafunky because of the paints... but he seems to have fucked off somewhere and is no longer interested.

JDragon gave it a serious go last year, and should have won. He would have been a far superior POTWR. He is a strong candidate again, but he sleeps when the forum is busiest.

PCP is great, but I struggle to get over him a real War Roomer, and don't see a good showdown against Irish Thug.

Irish Thug is great, but it doesn't look like he needs a vote.

I think that leaves Homer in this round.

If @HomerThompson and @irish_thug make it through, do you have a good role for JDragon in your new administration?

 

[irish_thug]

If @HomerThompson and @irish_thug make it through, do you have a good role for JDragon in your new administration?

@JDragon has stated from the beginning that he and could be capable of working, and working well together. My administration will be actively seeking out the best and brightest this sub forum has to offer, regardless of political lean. If he desires a role with my administration I am supremely confident a position can be found that will play to his strengths.

 

[JDragon]

All? Naw just some. Glad to see @irish_thug and @pcptornado doing well. @JDragon is becoming a disappointment. I wanted to have the pleasure of him having to spend his time by himself updating thd POTWR thread...

Unfortunately it looks like he's turned into a low energy Jeb/Hack Sausage type.

It's true I slept while most of the action happened. Not a problem though, for two reasons:

1) This shit ain't over yet. Not even half of the vote in!
2) As I said before, this year, this is not about becoming POTWR for me. I want to achieve my policy goals, and I know that I have more supporters in this regard than I've had voters in this first round. If I do not end up making the cut, the remaining candidates will still be well-advised to consider adopting some of my proposed policies.

 

[Rational Poster]

Vote @pcptornado and put an end to the reign of terror of the false prophets

Vote PCP to see @Rational Poster lose a 1 week AV bet

Serious political discussion to follow! Give peace a chance!


@KaNesDeath
@KBE6EKCTAH_CCP
@KILL KILL
@King of Fists
@kpt018
@Last Samurai
@Leagon
@lecter
@lfd0311
@lilelvis
@loyalyolayal
@Lucifer Alpha
@m52nickerson
@Makani
@Mark Hunts FIST

What happens to our bet when we both lose this round?

@HomerThompson pick our AV?

 

[Rational Poster]

I told you @pcptornado would run out of his prepackaged votes early.

 

[Jack V Savage]

I told you @pcptornado would run out of his prepackaged votes early.

Good call.

 

[irish_thug]

I told you @pcptornado would run out of his prepackaged votes early.

Glass houses bud, glass houses.

 

[trolololol]

What happens to our bet when we both lose this round?

@HomerThompson pick our AV?

It was vote based and I got more than you. Enjoy your loss.

 

[Rational Poster]

It was vote based and I got more than you. Enjoy your loss.

No it wasn't. It was who would make it further not who would get more votes. If we both get eliminated here we both made it exactly just as far.

@Limbo Pete

 

[Rational Poster]

Glass houses bud, glass houses.

I didn't go around begging people in my circle jerk of like farmers to vote for me.