2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[HomerThompson]

Hey, @Ruprecht while you're here, don't forget to vote for Thompson!

 

[Ruprecht]

Hey, @Ruprecht while you're here, don't forget to vote for Thompson!

There's days left, anything could happen!
Mysterious deaths, nuclear winter, swarms of slaughter bots... it's all on the cards.

 

[HomerThompson]

LET'S GGGOOOOO!!!

 

[colby25]

It ain't over till its over bud.

A true leader!!

With a never give up attitude. I respect that sir.

 

[colby25]

Cut him some slack. He's got an early day tomorrow

Wait... What's happening tomorrow?

 

[HomerThompson]

There's days left, anything could happen!
Mysterious deaths, nuclear winter, swarms of slaughter bots... it's all on the cards.

*There're

*in

 

[HomerThompson]

Hey, @AFCrookie don't forget to vote Thompson while you're here!

 

[Ruprecht]

*in

I'm not American.

 

[HomerThompson]

I'm not American.

You guys say, "on the cards"?

 

[Ruprecht]

You guys say, "on the cards"?

So do the Brits.

 

[HomerThompson]

So do the Brits.

I should not have assumed your colloquialism, that was the wrong thing to do.

 

[HomerThompson]

Hey @KBE6EKCTAH_CCP, don't forget to vote Thompson while you're here.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Vote for Colby25

Spoiler

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Prepare to be bitch slapped by @Lead

 

[colby25]

Prepare to be bitch slapped by @Lead

This was actually @Lead idea.

He likes to see a Cinderella story.

 

[HomerThompson]

 

[Limbo Pete]

Paddlin the school canoe? You better believe that's a paddlin'.

 

[Limbo Pete]

The Simpsons gifs are pulling my vote back your direction, Homer.

 

[Limbo Pete]

 

[colby25]

The Simpsons gifs are pulling my vote back your direction, Homer.

What about me limbo Pete??

My spam posts don't impress you?

As I've told others: make me president and me and my boy @Lead cook you pancakes for breakfast at our B&B. NO TOM FOOLERY. WE'RE AS LEGIT AS THEY COME.

We pride ourselves in the finest pancakes east of the Mississippi. Also I'll relinquish my imaginary position once a week for a luck feller like yourself to sit upon the throne and get a taste of the good life.

 

[floivanus]

A vote for @HomerThompson, is a vote for a real man:

Vote Thompson!!!

That's photoshopped, you don't look like a hotdog fetishist there.
0/10 nice troll attempt