2017 PotWR Round 1: Registration/Campaign Announcements

[Clippy]

Joke's on you - I'm the lured not the lurerer

I'm so tired of getting iN you van @snakedafunky

 

[Curmudgeon]

Fuck what to do? Who to dog? On one hand, @Space is a low energy, forgettable, british cuisine bland poster, much like @jfagon or @JDragon. On the other hand, @Clippy voted mulcairion! Fucking mulclair clippy!

 

[luckyshot]

Of course it would. I'm the greatest poster in Sherdog history. I've been here since Randy Couture had his arm broken but still smashed Gabe Gonzaga. I was the first person here to support Donald Trump and say he would win. My meme thread keeps needing new versions it's so popular. I've made mortals and fools out of men once thought unbeatable. I'm a goddamn genius.

I might be a gettable vote for you, Space.

Tell me your position on @Palis ’s mother.

All of them! Emirite? Hi five!

Buds for life.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Eh, just split the difference.

By the way, would you consider voting @luckyshot— a leader with TRUE conservative vision?

I’m going to be announcing a big endorsement soon. BIG.

You and @panamaican are such TRUE conservatives.

 

[luckyshot]

You and @panamaican are such TRUE conservatives.

 

[senri]

I'm so tired of getting iN you van @snakedafunky

Wait until you migrate into The Nexus. All will be beautiful my tight flesh...

 

[Limbo Pete]

On the other hand, you have mediocre posters who've never contributed anything meaningful but bong-water laced potshots, and yet still become a mod.

But these are minor details.

How dare you slander my good bud @TeTe like that

 

[Lead]

Of course it would. I'm the greatest poster in Sherdog history. I've been here since Randy Couture had his arm broken but still smashed Gabe Gonzaga. I was the first person here to support Donald Trump and say he would win. My meme thread keeps needing new versions it's so popular. I've made mortals and fools out of men once thought unbeatable. I'm a goddamn genius.

Are you saying you would do well or that you are running. I don't know if you just announced with this post or not.

 

[Curmudgeon]

Are you saying you would do well or that you are running. I don't know if you just announced with this post or not.

*cracks fortune cookie...

"Clarity can only be achieved through freeing agedflatus"

 

[Lead]

*cracks fortune cookie...

"Clarity can only be achieved through freeing agedflatus"

I'm glad you look up to that poster. He was 10x the poster you will ever be. How I wish there was a way to bring him back but I'm sure he's moved on from this place.

 

[Curmudgeon]

I'm glad you look up to that poster. He was 10x the poster you will ever be. How I wish there was a way to bring him back but I'm sure he's moved on from this place.

lol, why you gotta be like that b????

 

[luckyshot]

Wait until you migrate into The Nexus. All will be beautiful my tight flesh...

You seem like a man who “knows hawk from a handsaw,” to use a folksy saying indicative of my affinity for rural culture.

Can I interest you in a TRUE conservative vision for the future of the WR?

 

[TeTe]

How dare you slander my good bud @TeTe like that

To be fair, I have great taste in women and music. That's gotta count for something.

 

[TeTe]

Hmmm.....

Probably one of the best posts I've seen in a long time around here

 

[Lead]

Adding more to the voter registration:
@S Class
@s karlyle
@sabretruth
@SafeSpace
@SammyPops
@sangreporsangre
@Satanical Eve
@SBJJ
@Scerpi
@Scrody
@Seano
@second sight
@shadow_priest_x

Also consider running

How do I run for such a high and sacred office as PotWR?
Candidates must make their announcement speeches before Round 1 ends to be considered for Round 2. Please make a speech to the citizens of the War Room about why you are running with something along the lines "I announce my candidancy for the President of the War Room" and tag me in the post. Please keep in mind the length of your post is one of the criteria's to determine what candidates make it to Round 2 if there are more than 20 candidates so put some time into the speech. First recognized speech will be used for the tiebreaker criteria so don't mess up on your first announcement.

 

[Curmudgeon]

Probably one of the best posts I've seen in a long time around here

Which is why you should align to free Agedflatus! Don't listen to @Lead, or the rest of the "purdy mouth", brigade in post 22, look at this instead:

 

[weed]

Space

More like backspace

You're done bud

 

[Lead]

We've officially passed the number of eligible voters from last year. This election will be even bigger and greater, believe me.

 

[Lead]

@Tol

I know you would like to be in this so I'm giving you a heads up about the 200 post criteria. Registration closes Friday

 

[Curmudgeon]

@Tol

I know you would like to be in this so I'm giving you a heads up about the 200 post criteria. Registration closes Friday

Ahole lol.