2014 MLB Discussion v1: Opening Day

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This is probably a really emotional game for mariner fans. The return of RAUL IBANEZ.
 
I doubt it. The camels got destroyed by CHRIS CARTER last year. Apparently they couldn't get a goddamn scouting report on him.

It'd be nice if Smoak gets more hits tonight. My offense doesn't have enough hits.
 
Castro is having a heck of a night. Perfect at the plate and has made some very good plays in the field.
 
Star with ANOTHER homer! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
 
Or there should be a fan section called "Hoes' Hoes"

Me and some buddies got tanked and went to a Reds game in college when Deion Sanders was playing. There was a group in CF with a sheet hanging over the banner that said Primetime's Playas, or something similar. A group of females with a banner saying LJ's Hoes would be outstanding.
 
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lol this is his pic on his twitter. Fan for life now. Wish the Brewers traded for him. Experts agree that LJ Hoes + Will Smith = World Series
 
Wow. I saw somebody mention Braun earlier but didn't realize he hit 3 HRs today. I'm sure some anti-Semite tester will be coming to collect a sample anytime.
 
jeez, mariners coming undone.

and how perfect is the name CANo?
already canning it up with that weakass lean for trout's grounder.
 
3 more hits for Bonifacio...... Feel like I could trade him for Trout right now.
 
Renteria doing his Girardi impression..... Giving up outs late in the game.
 
Melky doing work.

Who knew removing a tumor from someones spine could improve their purrformance.
 
so many fat, salaried cans this year.
where the fuck does all this money come from?

*waits for MLB's version of jonathan martin
 
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