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I think it'd be do-able if you could change the composition of the team. I'd want a couple of bodybuilders and Peter Aerts.
The bodybuilders would be used as sacrificial cannon-fodder.
I'm going by the theory that when an animal wants to kill something, they're usually pretty focused on the job and won't stop attacking their target until it stops moving.
This is where bodybuilders have some useful traits.
1. All their muscles would mean it'd take considerably longer for the gorilla to rip them apart than a regular skinny person.
2. They're used to situations where the adrenaline is pumping and their body is under extreme stress. If you give them tons of pre-workout supplements, hopefully that means they'll be able to stay conscious and moving long enough to provide a suitable distraction.
The second part of the plan pretty obvious. Once the gorilla is distracted eating the faces off the bodybuilders, Peter Aerts sneaks up on it and kicks it square in the head. Sure, a gorilla's skull is much thicker and tougher than a human's, but when Aerts connects it's way overkill to take out a person.
I back my claims up with scientific evidence. If a goat can knock out a bull, Aerts could definitely knock out a distracted gorilla.
That video is insane. Reminds me how important keeping that nice straight spine is.