102 poisonous snakes in your back yard

[steeldragon]

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/man-finds-102-venomous-snakes-in-backyard/news-story/6a4b901413938309352036dead44fe30

Imagine finding that in your backyard , probably would have anxiety every time I stepped outside even if they were removed.

 

[Elvis.]

 

[Batjester]

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The correct answer.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

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I saw the thread title and before clicking on the thread this was my instinctual response.

 

[plataoplombo]

Everybody jokes but fire really is the only option.

 

[Belaya Smert]

I have a cat with claws. We are at 0
A few dead birds. Couple grasshoppers , a frog or two, frogs, mice by the droves.
The anti declawing crew really is a buncha delusional cunts. Although it is highly effective.
*Most recent kill was mouse a day ago.

 

[elreece]

They are only red bellies, stop being a fucking pussy go get your shovel and lop the fucking head off the cunts.

 

[TCE]

Snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous.

 

[mjmj]

Snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous.

 

[Cid]

They are only red bellies, stop being a fucking pussy go get your shovel and lop the fucking head off the cunts.

Americans: "You guys have so many scary animals in your country"

Australians: "nah just one"

 

[Milgrim]

Australia gonna Australia.

 

[whocares]

I got plenty of snakes in my yard. Maybe not 102. But they're just little 2 to 3 foot pussies, they don't bother no one. If they get too close, I kick em in the cloaca and they go about they business.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I would dump gasoline on them and light a match.

Of course, they would probably slither under my house to get away and burn the whole fucking thing down.

But there is no way I would be able to sleep for weeks after that.

 

[Sobek]

I am one of those people who dreams the same theme throughout their lives. Just every few years or so, but in the dream I go outside and the ground is alive with snakes. I have to be careful everywhere I step so I don't stand on one.

Yes it is as creepy as it sounds. The dream is always different but the theme remains...

This story isn't gunna help me much tonight

 

[Adamant]

Doing this to the whole damn backyard:

 

[HeffDoesWant]

That was about 40km from my house.

Fact i learned today, no recorded cases of red bellies killing a person, ever.

All up, I'm no more worried than I wad yesterday.

Americans: "You guys have so many scary animals in your

Australians: "nah just one"

Fucking true sstory!

Hate the cunts, swear they're the reason I have this strange bird phobia

 

[HeffDoesWant]

Snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous.

What, no!

Maybe I'm missing the joke but,
The red-bellied black snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) is a species of venomous snake in the family Elapidae, indigenous to Australia. red-bellied black snake (Pseude
chis

 

[lsa]

What, no!

Maybe I'm missing the joke but,
The red-bellied black snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) is a species of venomous snake in the family Elapidae, indigenous to Australia. red-bellied black snake (Pseude
chis

uhm thats what he said

 

[HeffDoesWant]

uhm thats what he said

Ha goddammit you're right.

Carry on soldier

 

[I Am Legion]

We don't have snakes in those numbers. Our dangers are always the human kind.