10% of people in Florida think Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, and I think that's awesome!

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  1. theBLADE1

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    Classic example of the type of news story that just warms the heart and puts a smile on your face:)

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/270881-pollster-asks-floridians-if-cruz-is-the-zodiac-killer

    http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/26/11120000/ted-cruz-zodiac-killer-why-evidence-theory









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    M3t4tr0n Sheriff of Sherfront

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    What's in the water in Florida?
     
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    One of their votes counts just as much as your vote
     
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    Mike RIP Frankie

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    Mental retardation
     
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    Mosquitos carrying some virus that affects one's mental state.
     
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    Well if Trump becomes president, he said he would open up more mental institutions. What better place than Florida?
     
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    LOL, yeah, I saw this headline the other day, and thought, "WTF? Is my memory of this totally unreliable? Isn't he too young to be the Zodiac?" So then I click the link, and quickly discover that this was another PPC poll question. I subsequently discover that I wasn't mistaken, either, and that Cruz was born after the Zodiac killer was actually murdering his earliest victims. But I don't think 10% of Florida is this stupid (and I think Florida is pretty dumb).

    Trolls polling trolls. This is what we chose to do with the power of the internet.
     
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    Fawlty Gay for Mayor Pete

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    I love the idea of horribly slandering Cruz to help women have access to abortion in Texas. It just works.
     
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    At first I was like "Nahhh"

    Then I read the facts...now who knows?
     
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    I thought it was already established that Ted Cruz was actually Kevin, from the tv show, The Office?

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    Think about it;
    - they are both men
    - they both work in an office
    - they are both disliked by most people

     
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    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    Ted Cruz is slimier than the Zodiac Killer.

    Is Cruz using Crisco for hair gel these days?
     
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    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    the human turd Ted Cruz
     
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    Just googled Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer to help it keep trending.

    He definitely has the face of someone who strangled a small animal in his childhood.
     
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    Arkain2K Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Not the time when they have a problem filling out their ballot. Hanging chads ftw!
     
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    Scrantonicity is -booked for the inauguration
     
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    The plethora of creepy pictures of him are all the evidence I need.
     
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    K1levelgrappler Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    The rotting corpses of Ted Cruz' victims.
     
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