1 merab vs 1 gorilla

[yoni22]

 

[bjjwar]

Imagine Merab in real life vs an adult gorilla
They throw around 1800lbs. I dont think fighters understand what that means when they say 100 men can beat one. One flail in arms and the first 20 men that went up to them are dead lol.

Its like saying 1 human vs 100 ants who wins.

 

[Chayanne]

lol
Merab is funny

 

[Luthien]

the first 20 men that went up to them are dead lol.

Gorillas have bad endurance compared to humans though after a few minutes it will be sweating bullets while the surviving men will be fresh Something to think about. That's what made humans excellent hunters. We could run forever compared to most animals on the planet !

 

[Doctor Grudge]

Imagine Merab in real life vs an adult gorilla
They throw around 1800lbs. I dont think fighters understand what that means when they say 100 men can beat one. One flail in arms and the first 20 men that went up to them are dead lol.

Its like saying 1 human vs 100 ants who wins.

I think you're confusing a gorilla with King Kong, because 20 humans is probably the number it would take to beat a Gorilla's ass. Gorilla would be gassed by the time it even kills 6 people.

It's more like thinking a human can beat a 100 pet cats or dogs. Except the gap between a single human and a house cat is much larger than a single human and a gorilla.

 

[SomethingCringetastic]

Gorillas get tired quick, most animals get tired after sprinting past 30 yards or so.

 

[JakePaulMMA]

Merab would jump on the gorillas back trying to sink in a choke. The gorilla would never notice. Merab would never get tired, so they both spend the rest of their days roaming the forests like some weird ass Master Blaster cosplay until they both die of old age.

#changemymind

 

[bjjwar]

I think you're confusing a gorilla with King Kong, because 20 humans is probably the number it would take to beat a Gorilla's ass. Gorilla would be gassed by the time it even kills 6 people.

It's more like thinking a human can beat a 100 pet cats or dogs. Except the gap between a single human and a house cat is much larger than a single human and a gorilla.

Bro they have the strenght to throw around more than 1800lbs, what do you think they could do to 200lbs weak humans that approach them? Like i said, 1 swing by these beasts and we would be dead or very heavily damaged to the point that we couldnt move anymore. The gap is too big. Its not a 15min rules fight we are talking about. The thing is no one from the 100 would even dare to approach and if lets say 20 tried all together 1 flail in arms and they are all half dead.

And what could we even do to him with no weapons? They wouldnt feel a punch or kick from us anyway. Think about it if hundred 3 yr old kids would attack Alex Pereira, there’s nothing they could do to hurt or even approach him. 1 swing or kick and they would be flying around…

 

[bjjwar]

Gorillas get tired quick, most animals get tired after sprinting past 30 yards or so.

We are not talking about a race here. But if 100 men could « fight/defeat » a gorilla. They throw around more than 1800lbs, imagine a 200lbs weak small creature like us approaching them lol. 1 arm swing and your bones are all broken…

 

[BlackGirlLover]

Imagine Merab in real life vs an adult gorilla
They throw around 1800lbs. I dont think fighters understand what that means when they say 100 men can beat one. One flail in arms and the first 20 men that went up to them are dead lol.

Its like saying 1 human vs 100 ants who wins.

We are not talking about a race here. But if 100 men could « fight/defeat » a gorilla. They throw around more than 1800lbs, imagine a 200lbs weak small creature like us approaching them lol. 1 arm swing and your bones are all broken…

Hahahaha this guy thinks real life is like a cartoon. You're actually so confident saying this it's insane. Hey buddy, if 100 men charged at a gorilla it wouldn't even be a fight because of the sheer amount of manpower alone. 100 men is 100 men, there is no "the men would all be running away" in this scenario because the scenario itself implies an all-out fight between the two. 100 men would destroy a gorilla with ease, and if you think otherwise you have the mental capabilities of a child. Aside from jumping the creature and delivering nonstop blows from every single angle, you can bite, poke its eyes, poke its ears, rip off an ear or just dig your nails into its most sensitive places. It's insane to even see this be a debate.

Look at this little goose intimidate the shit out of this 4-5 foot ape and then imagine 100 men dog-piling this animal. You think we conquered the world for shits and giggles? Humans literally exterminated a species of man-eating baboons named Dinopithecus, that existed during the Pleistocene epoch ( the last ice age) which were absolutely tearing up the Earth, but we still managed to drive them to extinction. And keep in mind, those humans at the time were absolute dumbasses.

 

[Tokoloko]

Imagine Merab in real life vs an adult gorilla
They throw around 1800lbs. I dont think fighters understand what that means when they say 100 men can beat one. One flail in arms and the first 20 men that went up to them are dead lol.

Its like saying 1 human vs 100 ants who wins.

I actually did "deep research" on 100UFC elite fighters vs 1 Silverback due to my own stupidity/curiosity after i seen this short -



Many said same bs as Chael, Bo Nickal for example...

So there is research for you -
UFC Fighter:

Bite Force: 162psi
Punch Force: 1628 lbs+- (Pereira) - 191,796 units in UFCPI
Pain tolerance(fear): Moderate (training-dependent)
Strength: 600lbs (Jones - most i found)
VO2max:69mL/kg/min - Brady UFC PI
Speed:15km/h(estimated)
vs
Gorilla
Bite Force: 1300 psi
Punch Force: 1000-1200lbs(larger impact area)
Pain tolerance(fear): High (adrenaline-driven)
Strength: 1800lbs
VO2max:45mL/kg/min -
Speed: 25 km/h




So if Gorilla is cornered by these 100 UFC elite fighters it supposedly go down as that -

Phase 1: Initial Engagement (0–60 seconds)​

1. Gorilla charge: 25 mph sprint tramples 5–8 fighters/sec, but UFC athletes’ superior reflexes may reduce casualties by 20% versus non-elite models.
2. Striking counterattacks: Pereira/Ngannou-level punches could momentarily stagger the gorilla, though supraorbital ridges shield 70% of ocular regions
3. Limb targeting: UFC fighters’ precision in groin strikes (retractable testicles) and eye gouges (brow bone protection) remains logistically challenging.

Projected casualties: 12–15 fighters (down from 15–20 in non-UFC fighters scenario).

Phase 2: Sustained Assault (60–240 seconds)​

• Environmental weaponization: UFC fighters’ strength allows wielding 50+ lb tree limbs, though gorillas uproot larger objects (100+ lbs).
• Endurance advantage: Brady-level VO2 max enables prolonged evasion, but anaerobic gorilla bursts still overwhelm human recovery cycles.

Projected casualties: Additional 20–25 fighters (down from 25–30 non ufc fighters).

Phase 3: Fatigue Exploitation (240–600 seconds)​

• Gorilla glycogen depletion: Reduced to 50% output after 8 minutes, but UFC fighters’ stamina extends pursuit viability.
• Hemorrhagic targeting: Survivors exploit femoral arteries with improvised weapons, though gorilla clotting factors delay exsanguination

Terminal outcome:

• 58–72 UFC fighters fatalities (vs. 72–88 non ufc).
• Gorilla mortality via cumulative blood loss after 70%+ human casualties.

Conclusion: Diminished but Decisive Gorilla Advantage​

Elite UFC fighters marginally improve survivability through enhanced striking, strength, and endurance, but fundamental physiological disparities persist:

• Force delivery: Human punches lack the impact depth to damage vital gorilla organs.
• Pain response: Gorilla adrenaline surges negate superficial injuries, enabling sustained aggression.
• Lethality per strike: A single gorilla bite (1,300 psi) retains 86% mortality, outweighing UFC fighters’ technical advantages.

This aligns with biomechanical modeling: vertebrate predators dominate 100:1 engagements unless humans employ ranged weaponry. UFC athletes’ elite metrics reduce but do not eliminate the gorilla’s overwhelming combat superiority.


So wish good luck to anyone willing to try this....Mike Tyson?

 

[bjjwar]

Hahahaha this guy thinks real life is like a cartoon. You're actually so confident saying this it's insane. Hey buddy, if 100 men charged at a gorilla it wouldn't even be a fight because of the sheer amount of manpower alone. 100 men is 100 men, there is no "the men would all be running away" in this scenario because the scenario itself implies an all-out fight between the two. 100 men would destroy a gorilla with ease, and if you think otherwise you have the mental capabilities of a child. Aside from jumping the creature and delivering nonstop blows from every single angle, you can bite, poke its eyes, poke its ears, rip off an ear or just dig your nails into its most sensitive places. It's insane to even see this be a debate.

Bro you’re the one in a cartoon. Go read about a silverback gorilla. They have the strenght of 20men COMBINED. Their swing alone would crush all of your bones. I would understand a tactic to tire them out but we are speaking of a scenario of attack here. First there’s only so many that could surround them space wise and the ones who approached trying to « jump » him as you said would be thrown around like and broken like flies. After that every single human there who wasnt crushed would run for their life.

« It is believed that a gorilla punch is strong enough to shatter your skull with one slam of its arm:/Between 1300 to 2700 poundsof force. Gorillas on (avg. 400 lbs) have a muscle mass density almost 4 times higher than the most heavily muscled powerful human you know. ». Good luck with your « you just have to jump him » tactic lol. You’re so delusional.

For example, are you gonna tell me hundred 3 yr old kids would defeat Alex Pereira by « jumping » on him? What can they even do? He wouldnt even feel any punch or kick lol. You’re talking as if we would be speaking about a small monkey you retard…

 

[TheBulge]

Imagine Merab in real life vs an adult gorilla
They throw around 1800lbs. I dont think fighters understand what that means when they say 100 men can beat one. One flail in arms and the first 20 men that went up to them are dead lol.

Its like saying 1 human vs 100 ants who wins.

All these Gorilla strength stats are horseshit. There have never been any studies done on their actual strength. Any figure you find online was made up.

Real studies havent' been done yet. With chimps they did, and there used to be tons of myths about their strength as well. People thought those nasty creatures were 10 to 15 x stronger than humans. There used to be hoax stories floating around about them pulling crazy weights. Now it turns out they are nowhere near those feats and they are estimated at 1.2-1.5 x stronger than regular humans.

One day Gorilla's will go through the same phase and people will no longer think these animals are supernatural.

 

[bjjwar]

All these Gorilla strength stats are horseshit. There have never been any studies done on their actual strength. Any figure you find online was made up.

Real studies havent' been done yet. With chimps they did, and there used to be tons of myths about their strength as well. People thought those nasty creatures were 10 to 15 x stronger than humans. There used to be hoax stories floating around about them pulling crazy weights. Now it turns out they are nowhere near those feats and they are estimated at 1.2-1.5 x stronger than regular humans.

One day Gorilla's will go through the same phase and people will no longer think these animals are supernatural.

Bro they are based on footage of watching them pick up wood

I actually did "deep research" on 100UFC elite fighters vs 1 Silverback due to my own stupidity/curiosity after i seen this short -



Many said same bs as Chael, Bo Nickal for example...

So there is research for you -
UFC Fighter:

Bite Force: 162psi
Punch Force: 1628 lbs+- (Pereira) - 191,796 units in UFCPI
Pain tolerance(fear): Moderate (training-dependent)
Strength: 600lbs (Jones - most i found)
VO2max:69mL/kg/min - Brady UFC PI
Speed:15km/h(estimated)
vs
Gorilla
Bite Force: 1300 psi
Punch Force: 1000-1200lbs(larger impact area)
Pain tolerance(fear): High (adrenaline-driven)
Strength: 1800lbs
VO2max:45mL/kg/min -
Speed: 25 km/h




So if Gorilla is cornered by these 100 UFC elite fighters it supposedly go down as that -

Phase 1: Initial Engagement (0–60 seconds)​

1. Gorilla charge: 25 mph sprint tramples 5–8 fighters/sec, but UFC athletes’ superior reflexes may reduce casualties by 20% versus non-elite models.
2. Striking counterattacks: Pereira/Ngannou-level punches could momentarily stagger the gorilla, though supraorbital ridges shield 70% of ocular regions
3. Limb targeting: UFC fighters’ precision in groin strikes (retractable testicles) and eye gouges (brow bone protection) remains logistically challenging.

Projected casualties: 12–15 fighters (down from 15–20 in non-UFC fighters scenario).

Phase 2: Sustained Assault (60–240 seconds)​

• Environmental weaponization: UFC fighters’ strength allows wielding 50+ lb tree limbs, though gorillas uproot larger objects (100+ lbs).
• Endurance advantage: Brady-level VO2 max enables prolonged evasion, but anaerobic gorilla bursts still overwhelm human recovery cycles.

Projected casualties: Additional 20–25 fighters (down from 25–30 non ufc fighters).

Phase 3: Fatigue Exploitation (240–600 seconds)​

• Gorilla glycogen depletion: Reduced to 50% output after 8 minutes, but UFC fighters’ stamina extends pursuit viability.
• Hemorrhagic targeting: Survivors exploit femoral arteries with improvised weapons, though gorilla clotting factors delay exsanguination

Terminal outcome:

• 58–72 UFC fighters fatalities (vs. 72–88 non ufc).
• Gorilla mortality via cumulative blood loss after 70%+ human casualties.

Conclusion: Diminished but Decisive Gorilla Advantage​

Elite UFC fighters marginally improve survivability through enhanced striking, strength, and endurance, but fundamental physiological disparities persist:

• Force delivery: Human punches lack the impact depth to damage vital gorilla organs.
• Pain response: Gorilla adrenaline surges negate superficial injuries, enabling sustained aggression.
• Lethality per strike: A single gorilla bite (1,300 psi) retains 86% mortality, outweighing UFC fighters’ technical advantages.

This aligns with biomechanical modeling: vertebrate predators dominate 100:1 engagements unless humans employ ranged weaponry. UFC athletes’ elite metrics reduce but do not eliminate the gorilla’s overwhelming combat superiority.


So wish good luck to anyone willing to try this....Mike Tyson?

Very interesting indeed. I’m sure 100 Merab’s would easily defeat him according to many…

 

[TheBulge]

All of those stats are nonsense and ignore physics. Idiots think they can bench press 1800 meanwhile they have disproportionately small chest muscles and extremely long arms. Their bench press would suck. They would probably have a good deadlift since that would fit their body types(long arms, short legs, thick strong torso) and pulling motions are a more natural movement to them in the wild. Plus they're 400+ pounds.

But really it's all myth. What's not a myth is how Leopards, some of the smallest big cats, have Gorilla's on their prey item and yes even Silverbacks. Plenty of sources online where this has been observed. Apparently their skin is thin not unlike humans and they're prone to severe wounds and bleeding out quickly. And somehow their mythical strength isn't there. They don't seem to break kitty in half like you'd think.

 

[bjjwar]

All these Gorilla strength stats are horseshit. There have never been any studies done on their actual strength. Any figure you find online was made up.

Real studies havent' been done yet. With chimps they did, and there used to be tons of myths about their strength as well. People thought those nasty creatures were 10 to 15 x stronger than humans. There used to be hoax stories floating around about them pulling crazy weights. Now it turns out they are nowhere near those feats and they are estimated at 1.2-1.5 x stronger than regular humans.

One day Gorilla's will go through the same phase and people will no longer think these animals are supernatural.

You do realize that we have studied them and have footage of them picking up and throwing around tree trunks etc. of over 1800lbs? This is not some imagination. Of course just like us, there are different sizes etc. You have 300lbs strong humans and you have 100 lbs weak humans. But there is footage about the strenght shown of silverback gorillas. Now they are very timid and would prob run away, just as we would as humans not approach them anyway either. But in a scenario where we would try to jump him and he would swing to defend himself, good luck.

 

[TheBulge]

Bro they are based on footage of watching them pick up wood

Very interesting indeed. I’m sure 100 Merab’s would easily defeat him according to many…

So basicely there are no real strength studies just silly observations.

I saw one vid of a zoo rilla who was lead to breaking a piece of wood to get some sweets out of it. He struggled to break it and used his intelligence instead: He used his weight and stood on it and broke it. No Hulk in sight there.

 

[TheBulge]

You do realize that we have studied them and have footage of them picking up and throwing around tree trunks etc. of over 1800lbs? This is not some imagination. Of course just like us, there are different sizes etc. You have 300lbs strong humans and you have 100 lbs weak humans. But there is footage about the strenght shown of silverback gorillas. Now they are very timid and would prob run away, just as we would as humans not approach them anyway either. But in a scenario where we would try to jump him and he would swing to defend himself, good luck.

Oh my, awesome. Picking up and throwing over 1800lbs you say? And it's on video? Great, would you happen to have that video? Thank you.

 

[Contempt]

Imagine Merab in real life vs an adult gorilla
They throw around 1800lbs. I dont think fighters understand what that means when they say 100 men can beat one. One flail in arms and the first 20 men that went up to them are dead lol.

Its like saying 1 human vs 100 ants who wins.

Gorillas are built for power, not endurance. The 1 gorilla is going to gas really quickly... then it's fucked vs 100 men... I hope Merab has his running shoes on.

 

[Contempt]

I actually did "deep research" on 100UFC elite fighters vs 1 Silverback due to my own stupidity/curiosity after i seen this short -



Many said same bs as Chael, Bo Nickal for example...

So there is research for you -
UFC Fighter:

Bite Force: 162psi
Punch Force: 1628 lbs+- (Pereira) - 191,796 units in UFCPI
Pain tolerance(fear): Moderate (training-dependent)
Strength: 600lbs (Jones - most i found)
VO2max:69mL/kg/min - Brady UFC PI
Speed:15km/h(estimated)
vs
Gorilla
Bite Force: 1300 psi
Punch Force: 1000-1200lbs(larger impact area)
Pain tolerance(fear): High (adrenaline-driven)
Strength: 1800lbs
VO2max:45mL/kg/min -
Speed: 25 km/h




So if Gorilla is cornered by these 100 UFC elite fighters it supposedly go down as that -

Phase 1: Initial Engagement (0–60 seconds)​

1. Gorilla charge: 25 mph sprint tramples 5–8 fighters/sec, but UFC athletes’ superior reflexes may reduce casualties by 20% versus non-elite models.
2. Striking counterattacks: Pereira/Ngannou-level punches could momentarily stagger the gorilla, though supraorbital ridges shield 70% of ocular regions
3. Limb targeting: UFC fighters’ precision in groin strikes (retractable testicles) and eye gouges (brow bone protection) remains logistically challenging.

Projected casualties: 12–15 fighters (down from 15–20 in non-UFC fighters scenario).

Phase 2: Sustained Assault (60–240 seconds)​

• Environmental weaponization: UFC fighters’ strength allows wielding 50+ lb tree limbs, though gorillas uproot larger objects (100+ lbs).
• Endurance advantage: Brady-level VO2 max enables prolonged evasion, but anaerobic gorilla bursts still overwhelm human recovery cycles.

Projected casualties: Additional 20–25 fighters (down from 25–30 non ufc fighters).

Phase 3: Fatigue Exploitation (240–600 seconds)​

• Gorilla glycogen depletion: Reduced to 50% output after 8 minutes, but UFC fighters’ stamina extends pursuit viability.
• Hemorrhagic targeting: Survivors exploit femoral arteries with improvised weapons, though gorilla clotting factors delay exsanguination

Terminal outcome:

• 58–72 UFC fighters fatalities (vs. 72–88 non ufc).
• Gorilla mortality via cumulative blood loss after 70%+ human casualties.

Conclusion: Diminished but Decisive Gorilla Advantage​

Elite UFC fighters marginally improve survivability through enhanced striking, strength, and endurance, but fundamental physiological disparities persist:

• Force delivery: Human punches lack the impact depth to damage vital gorilla organs.
• Pain response: Gorilla adrenaline surges negate superficial injuries, enabling sustained aggression.
• Lethality per strike: A single gorilla bite (1,300 psi) retains 86% mortality, outweighing UFC fighters’ technical advantages.

This aligns with biomechanical modeling: vertebrate predators dominate 100:1 engagements unless humans employ ranged weaponry. UFC athletes’ elite metrics reduce but do not eliminate the gorilla’s overwhelming combat superiority.


So wish good luck to anyone willing to try this....Mike Tyson?

Or... the humans use those big brains of theirs, recognise they aren't going to just bum rush and overpower the gorilla without mass casualties, spread out and tire the gorilla out while running away from it.

Once is is tired out and exhausted, THEN attack it.