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“We didn’t come to take part – we came to Iceland” – Stockton Slap/Dancing Monkey question

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OK so Conor is now publicizing his case to all kinds of media trying to get leverage with the UFC. He’s doing as much media as he was asked to do by the UFC. The only difference seems to be that he doesn’t have to face Nate while he does this media. It must all be distracting from his all-important cycles of training as much as any press but at least Nate and cameras aren’t present.

Think of the crow he’d eat on that stage. Shit, it’d be a raven, really. Crows don’t come that big. Probably several ravens.

As for him saying he’s not a dancing monkey, do you guys remember one of his “fans” bringing a 6 year old (or so) child to the press conference to ask “Conor what round will you rip Aldo’s head off in?” At a time like that the only sensible answer is “you little asshole, get your young ass back in school; it’s a fucking school day” but Conor ate it up.

If there has ever been a dancing monkey in MMA it’s got to be Conor. And I’m a fan. I like his fighting, like his shtick, like him enough to learn to even accept his borderline ethnic/racist comments when he’s in dancing monkey mode. All the while saying “he’s doing it for the cameras and fame, he’s not serious – it’s just the dance.”

Now that he makes millions off that he turns to us and says he’s not our dancing monkey!! Matter of factly as though we have no reason to expect him to be dancing for us! As though this isn’t a groundbreaking revelation. The same guy walking like a peacock strutting with his arms flailing out at his sides talking about “show me the cash baybehhhh”…. The same guy boasting about men who died making his watch….. the same guy who dismissed every fighter as beneath him or “not on his level” while he brags about his custom suits….. now he is suddenly offended by the idea of being a dancing monkey???!??!?

As a Conor fan who loved his thick skinned persona, and isn’t loving his “hide from Nate” persona, I have to ask:
  1. Is this what a Stockton Slap does to a confident man?
  2. Do you feel betrayed when Conor is trying to retire from the “dancing monkey” role he created in the UFC?
  3. If he does want to retire from that role, is skipping the first press conference where we’d get to see him handle real verbal adversity the best way to do it?
  4. Do you feel Conor robbed us of a great, epic spectacle in not facing Nate on stage?
 

We could boil it down to these 3 questions:
  1. Do you feel betrayed when Conor is trying to retire from the “dancing monkey” role he created in the UFC?
  2. If he does want to retire from that role, is skipping the first press conference where we’d get to see him handle real verbal adversity the best way to do it?
  3. Do you feel Conor robbed us of a great, epic spectacle in not facing Nate on stage?
 
What a way to spend your morning, TS.
 
To be really honest with you, I'm so tired of all this bullshit that I just don't give a fuck anymore. I just hope they shut up and get it over with anyway.

Just bleed.
 
Were not here to eat in. Were here for a takeaway.
 
lol imagine if Conor took the Rousey route. "I almost commited suicide over this, I hope the UFC feels sorry for me and will put this fight back on, just to make sure nobody dies you know"
 
"We're NOT here to show heart, we're here to roll over"



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Is nobody offended that he's trying to retire his whole persona by twitter??? To say to us it's not fake, this is who he is, he's totally comfortable in front of press and then turning around and saying he can't be expected to be dancing for us.....

Isn't that a bait and switch? Is this the way to do it??
 
lol imagine if Conor took the Rousey route. "I almost commited suicide over this, I hope the UFC feels sorry for me and will put this fight back on, just to make sure nobody dies you know"

Hopefully he'd show up to the press conference and face Nate and give us the soundbites. I don't mind him getting the fight, as pointless as it is. That's not the problem. It's him taking all the fun he's been giving us away as soon as someone was going to be able to trash talk him back.

I think he gave us the show as long as he looked good but as soon as someone else might look good he says the show is a travesty and utterly beneath him.
 
Hopefully he'd show up to the press conference and face Nate and give us the soundbites. I don't mind him getting the fight, as pointless as it is. That's not the problem. It's him taking all the fun he's been giving us away as soon as someone was going to be able to trash talk him back.

I think he gave us the show as long as he looked good but as soon as someone else might look good he says the show is a travesty and utterly beneath him.

lol they should have hired that model, to take his place. See if people recognise. You know how dumb the casuals can be. Especially Americans,. They probably wouldn't even be able to tell the difference. No Offense but some of you American's can be so dumb. Most of the dumb posts on Sherdog are by Americans. I mean look at George Bush.

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You know, that would be hilarious. That would be as almost as good as Conor on the stage. I would love it.

But I think it's important to see how a fighter faces another fighter who beat them. How they deal with it psychologically. To hear the shit talk. I can't wait for Jones-Cormier to start up for that reason.

Conor stole that from us. Is nobody else offended?
 
lol they should have hired that model, to take his place. See if people recognise. You know how dumb the casuals can be. Especially Americans,. They probably wouldn't even be able to tell the difference. No Offense but some of you American's can be so dumb. Most of the dumb posts on Sherdog are by Americans. I mean look at George Bush.

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Yea, Americans are stupid but your the one that came up with the idea of replacing him with a model. Who's the stupid one? Your probably still butt hurt Americans whipped your asses back in the revolution.
 
Yea, Americans are stupid but your the one that came up with the idea of replacing him with a model. Who's the stupid one? Your probably still butt hurt Americans whipped your asses back in the revolution.

Why so serious? I'm just playing on stereotypes. Some of the most smartest people I know are Americans. And alot of smart Americans here on sherdog. I'm just having a laugh, because in reality also, some of the most dumbest people I have seen are Americans, thats why it is a stereotype. I'm sure you've seen those youtube interviews with Americans, who don't even know what states are in the USA lol.

The model thing is a joke, i'm not actually being serious. So you are proof of a dumb american lol :P
 
To be really honest with you, I'm so tired of all this bullshit that I just don't give a fuck anymore. I just hope they shut up and get it over with anyway.

Just bleed.

I don't know how Conor haters can talk about him so much. I get kinda of tired when I a new Conor thread about the same thing who was also made like 50 times before. Imagine discussing it.
 
I just want to see Conor and Nate face off in verbal sparring and I'm annoyed that I lost that. That would have been epic soundbites for days on end.....
 
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