£100 total on Jake Paul for the win, and KO

[Chaotic Progressor]

First of all, all this hysteria we're seeing everywhere like "he could kill Jake Paul!, 1 punch he could kill him!" lmao. Yeah, that could happen in any fight.

This is so fucking ridiculous and over dramatic. Why don't they say this about any other boxer lmao? You can't train chin.

...and there's HWs at fkn word level we see with worse defence and movement than Jake Paul.

None of AJ's previous opponents have special skulls, jaws (especially him, also @ AJ), or abilities to take punches any more than Jake does/or not.

Most serious brain damage or deaths happen from sustained head punishment too, not one punch. So ironically - if JP is so shit and is gonna get knocked out with 1 punch = this actually makes it LESS likely that he'll be seriously injured; if it's just going to take like 1 punch and 30 seconds. vs 10 rounds of continuous punishment and not-fully clean - but still - blows to the head.

But, it won't be that easy. Jake isn't as bad as people think, and Joshua isn't as good as they think. It's not magic; Joshua has shit defence, is 36 years old, there to be hit, confused about his training, what he's doing and who he is (trainer after trainer, going into the Usyk fight and asking people prior to the bell on what to do lmao), and has a shit chin, and shit recovery.

Jake Paul is nearly a decade younger, has been training very seriously for about 7 years now - CAN obviously punch, very hard - is still a 6ft 1 guy over 200lbs naturally... and so, it won't be as easy as people think. Would not be surprised at all if Jake catches him and Joshua does the chicken dance.

Then every idiot alive will go 'FIX FIX!' just because they believe the mythology that boxing is magic and this is impossible,
and because they dislike Jake Paul 'because he's not a REAL boxer!! just a YouTuber!'' lmao.

When in reality, it's two strong, fit men, with two arms - both trained and ready. It will be a lot more competitive than people think, even if he still loses or gets knocked out.

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£100 total on Jake Paul;

£60 for the win:



£40 for the knockout:



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Obviously I know Joshua is likely to win, and likely to knock Jake out. LIKELY - should do - on paper, given all things yada yada. But, I just can't stand Joshua personally, love seeing him lose and am willing to lose £100 for the potential joy of seeing Jake knock him spark out lmao. Just like I won a lovely £1k on Dubois battering the cocky twat (laughing as he was hurt etc, so annoying).

Plus I just like Jake's crazy ambition to even attempt this. And want to be a walking, talking particle addition in the Universe - willing it to happen lmao. Come on Jake!

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

 

[gunlok]

Good luck to you. AJ is a nice gentleman, so is Jake Paul, let's hope the better man wins

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

Ryan Garcia: “I heard word that he’s getting beat up in sparring by these heavyweights," he said.

"And these aren’t even Anthony Joshua, bro. S**t, I’m leaking some s**t. But… [Joshua] has got 50lbs on him.”

Alarming Jake Paul leak emerges just days before controversial Anthony Joshua boxing fight

We've already seen evidence of it in Jake's black eye and crooked nose. Now imagine what Joshua is going to do to him after getting tooled by the likes of Okolie, Sanchez & Anderson.

 

[Intermission]

Ryan Garcia: “I heard word that he’s getting beat up in sparring by these heavyweights," he said.

"And these aren’t even Anthony Joshua, bro. S**t, I’m leaking some s**t. But… [Joshua] has got 50lbs on him.”

Alarming Jake Paul leak emerges just days before controversial Anthony Joshua boxing fight

We've already seen evidence of it in Jake's black eye and crooked nose. Now imagine what Joshua is going to do to him after getting tooled by the likes of Okolie, Sanchez & Anderson.

Sad when you saw his nose was crooked. Hes just beating his head beat in and theres nothing more to it.

 

[mozfonky]

I thought only girls bet on him.

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

Sad when you saw his nose was crooked. Hes just beating his head beat in and theres nothing more to it.

No. Frank Sanchez cracked his nose in sparring. It's likely broken.

 

[Intermission]

No. Frank Sanchez cracked his nose in sparring. It's likely broken.

What do you mean no? Im talking about the match with joshua. Hes just getting his head beat in for nothing.

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

What do you mean no? Im talking about the match with joshua. Hes just getting his head beat in for nothing.

He's already had his head beat in. He'll be entering this extremely dangerous bout with what appears to be a broken nose. This happened within the last week or so. All they can do for now is reset his nose if it hasn't already been done.

 

[Intermission]

He's already had his head beat in. He'll be entering this extremely dangerous bout with what appears to be a broken nose. This happened within the last week or so. All they can do for now is reset his nose if it hasn't already been done.

if he doesnt say it's broken, then it's not broken

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

if he doesnt say it's broken, then it's not broken

That's not how it works. Jake just never had it medically diagnosed to confirm it. Noses don't shift like that without a fracture of some kind. As Jake himself said it was moved millimeters from where it was. It's visibly crooked.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Eye of the Tiger

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

Eye of the Tiger

^ This can't be real. Can it? How embarrassing.

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

Remember when Oscar was caught crossdressing? He and Jake have both done some fruity shit. They've probably even partied together which explains why Oscar's picking Jake to KO Joshua.

 

[mozfonky]

if he doesnt say it's broken, then it's not broken

didn't see his nose but I saw some report that he had a cracked nose. I've had one before and my nose has been off center ever since. What is the difference between a cracked and a broken nose? I don't know, I would assume severity but I don't know. there are 2 types of cartilage in your nose, the tip is typical cartilage, the other part coming out of your skull is like bone but not bone, or at least that's how I understand it. It's a good target for Joshua and an excuse for Paul to drop out.

Nose injuries are extremely common in the sport, only reason it doesn't happen to the advanced pros is they've already either had it beaten in or had it conditioned or maybe even had it cauterized so it won't bleed. go to any ammie contest and you'll see nothing but bloody noses. I always assumed the pros had just gotten used to it because it's nowhere near as common in the pros.

 

[mozfonky]

He's already had his head beat in. He'll be entering this extremely dangerous bout with what appears to be a broken nose. This happened within the last week or so. All they can do for now is reset his nose if it hasn't already been done.

when i went to ER for a broken nose, they told me they don't set them anymore, so, i just let it go on it's own. I suppose that would all depend but I don't know. My nose injury wasn't all that bad. The hard bone was shatter though and fighting like that wouldn't be impossible but it could be a major distraction. Fighters fight injured all the time, fighters come to fights injured all the time, the dumb thing with Jake was he didn't know not to advertise it, not Joshua is going to try to tear his nose off his face.

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

didn't see his nose but I saw some report that he had a cracked nose. I've had one before and my nose has been off center ever since. What is the difference between a cracked and a broken nose? I don't know, I would assume severity but I don't know. there are 2 types of cartilage in your nose, the tip is typical cartilage, the other part coming out of your skull is like bone but not bone, or at least that's how I understand it. It's a good target for Joshua and an excuse for Paul to drop out.

Nose injuries are extremely common in the sport, only reason it doesn't happen to the advanced pros is they've already either had it beaten in or had it conditioned or maybe even had it cauterized so it won't bleed. go to any ammie contest and you'll see nothing but bloody noses. I always assumed the pros had just gotten used to it because it's nowhere near as common in the pros.

Here's his nose

 

[Intermission]

didn't see his nose but I saw some report that he had a cracked nose. I've had one before and my nose has been off center ever since. What is the difference between a cracked and a broken nose? I don't know, I would assume severity but I don't know. there are 2 types of cartilage in your nose, the tip is typical cartilage, the other part coming out of your skull is like bone but not bone, or at least that's how I understand it. It's a good target for Joshua and an excuse for Paul to drop out.

Nose injuries are extremely common in the sport, only reason it doesn't happen to the advanced pros is they've already either had it beaten in or had it conditioned or maybe even had it cauterized so it won't bleed. go to any ammie contest and you'll see nothing but bloody noses. I always assumed the pros had just gotten used to it because it's nowhere near as common in the pros.

I dont think its all that easy to break someones nose. youre right, its fairly uncommon at the pro circuit.

 

[mozfonky]

Here's his nose

it's off center, if it's cracked/broken/whatever he could still fight if he's got the mental toughness but we don't know if he has that. For some reason, he's either his own boss or he's got idiots telling him what to do.

 

[bubbleboyjones]

Prediction:
Jake KO's AJ and ends boxing for good
Jake then goes to UFC and takes out Tom at the White House card effectively killing off both sports

Slap fighting will then become #1 combat sport by default proving Uncle Dana right all along