Zookeeper Gabe's Animal Thread V7.0

[jefferz]

Coral farm in Oregon

 

[JBSchroeds]

I just saw a leaked audition tape for Mothra in the next Godzilla movie:

 

[mrsenor]

thick cubs

 

[bad seed]

The average great white shark clocks in between 11 and 15 feet long, but one great white spotted off Guadalupe Island blows her brothers and sisters out of the water.

Her name is Deep Blue and, at an estimated 20 feet long, she's widely considered to be among the largest great white sharks ever caught on camera.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I just saw a leaked audition tape for Mothra in the next Godzilla movie:

Was going to make a fat american joke when I saw the "largest in N.America" already there.

Carry on.





And it's goddamn beautiful. And probably clumsy.

 

[jefferz]

I just saw a leaked audition tape for Mothra in the next Godzilla movie:

Those moths are awesome. The past couple of years I've been getting hundreds in my apple trees in late summer.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Shark Week is a travesty now... Actually the whole Discovery Network is a joke now.

 

[bad seed]

anyone here witnessed a whale this close?

 

[neverwas]

anyone here witnessed a whale this close?

Does the ex-wife count?

 

[jefferz]

Damascus goat

 

[JBSchroeds]

Damascus goat

Try not to stare at its GIANT DANGLY BALLS

The young ones look like this:

 

[liljoe]

Don't fuck with Mr. Hippo

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Man I just realized how long it’s been since I’ve posted.
Things are going great with the dragon, here’s a picture of her climbing in my lap.

 

[MikeMcMann]

Damascus goat

WTF never seen either of these species before. It took me a long time to focus and actually see the face on the first one.

 

[MikeMcMann]

Don't fuck with Mr. Hippo

Lion was lucky that was not a lot worse and it might have been if she was trampled and has internal injuries.

She took that Hippo way to lightly as she could have easily outrun it but really did not try. I doubt she takes another lightly again.

 

[MikeMcMann]

Man I just realized how long it’s been since I’ve posted.
Things are going great with the dragon, here’s a picture of her climbing in my lap.

Get a room you two. Nobody needs to see your sexy time!

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[Zookeeper Gabe]

Get a room you two. Nobody needs to see your sexy time!

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She’s just a child you sick bastard

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Try not to stare at its GIANT DANGLY BALLS

The young ones look like this:

Cute kid. Looks like Amanda Seyfried, no?

 

[MikeMcMann]

She’s just a child you sick bastard

Well that did not help your case.

I need you to have a seat over here now.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Well that did not help your case.

I need you to have a seat over here now.

My name isn’t Cint...