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You're taking your daily 2 am walk and notice a new cool abandoned building. Without hesitation you break into the building. It's mostly empty and you come across a creepy long hallway. You decide it's time to go but something starts materializing from the ground. The shape is at first a blob of black goo but soon it takes a human shape.
It's Dana fucking White.
Suddenly loud blaring old UFC music starts playing.
You're frozen with confusion. Dana strides over to you matching the beat of the drums with his steps.
He stares you down and says " Alright kid, You wanna be a fucking fighter?" He laughs and slaps you in the face. "Of course you do!" he declares with a hint of whiskey in his breath.
"Okay listen kid, you'll have 4 months to prepare." He points to doors around you and says behind each door is a MMA camps head coach. You'll have access to all the training partners, facilities and coaches depending on what door you picked first. Your opponent is already set.
Pick one below: Only one. Feeling lucky?
Your opponents(pick one at random):
It's Dana fucking White.
Suddenly loud blaring old UFC music starts playing.
You're frozen with confusion. Dana strides over to you matching the beat of the drums with his steps.
He stares you down and says " Alright kid, You wanna be a fucking fighter?" He laughs and slaps you in the face. "Of course you do!" he declares with a hint of whiskey in his breath.
"Okay listen kid, you'll have 4 months to prepare." He points to doors around you and says behind each door is a MMA camps head coach. You'll have access to all the training partners, facilities and coaches depending on what door you picked first. Your opponent is already set.
Pick one below: Only one. Feeling lucky?
Jackson
Edmond
Cordeiro
Firas
Hume
Your opponents(pick one at random):
Tank abbot(prime)
CM Punk
Ronda Rousey
Yoel Romero
Your next door neighbor
Anthony Johnson
Gabe ruediger
Gabi Garcia
