That's right, I'm talking about 100% USADA approved all-beef wienersBeef hot dogs, you say? Now you've got me thinking about the best MMA physiques thread again...
We goats live similar livesOk, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.
I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.
Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.
It goes by letters of your name.
Your wife. First letter of your username.
The Raven Haired Security Girl
The Staring Weigh In Security Girl
Kim Winslow
The Platinum Princess
Where you live (2nd letter of your username)
Dana's Vegas Mansion
Dagestan
Jose Aldo's Favela
Portland, Oregon
Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)
Stephen Segal
Greg Jackson
Joshua Fabia
Edmund Tarverdyan
Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)
UFC Hotdog Brander
A Ronda Rousey Tattoo
Derrick Lewis' Cup
Your vice (5th Letter of your username)
Religion
Cocaine
Popeye's Chicken
Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)
Fedor's Horse
Your pick of Dana's Cars
My Life:
I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.
What did you win?
I didn't even get that far. Winslow was enough. I quit, lol.
1) Wife - platinum princess
2) Live in - portland oregon
3) coach - Greg Jackson
4) lucky charm - Derrick Lewis's cup
5) vice - video games
6) vehicle - Khamzat's jetski
this traneing UFC fiter lifestyle is being pretty good to me
How did you manage to get 6 with 3 letters in your username?
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