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Damn I’m a Dagestani who loves himself some coke, got married to the girl that eyefucked me in the cage, somehow trained by Greg Jackson, and I stole Fedors horse to ride around on
Kim Winslow
Dana Whites mansion
Greg Jackson
Bethe's Appendix
Popeyes Chicken
Matt Hughes Truck
Top thread, it's been a great laugh.
I'll just let Kim drive the truck, hopefully nature will take its course. Well haps with Dana's yard/popeyes/appendix though.Yours is actually pretty good... Apart from the truck... I'm told it has issues crossing rail lines.
Wife: Raven haired security girlOk, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.
I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.
Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.
It goes by letters of your name.
Your wife. First letter of your username.
The Raven Haired Security Girl
The Staring Weigh In Security Girl
Kim Winslow
The Platinum Princess
Where you live (2nd letter of your username)
Dana's Vegas Mansion
Dagestan
Jose Aldo's Favela
Portland, Oregon
Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)
Stephen Segal
Greg Jackson
Joshua Fabia
Edmund Tarverdyan
Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)
UFC Hotdog Brander
A Ronda Rousey Tattoo
Derrick Lewis' Cup
Your vice (5th Letter of your username)
Religion
Cocaine
Popeye's Chicken
Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)
Fedor's Horse
Your pick of Dana's Cars
My Life:
I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.
What did you win?
Ok, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.
I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.
Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.
It goes by letters of your name.
Your wife. First letter of your username.
The Raven Haired Security Girl
The Staring Weigh In Security Girl
Kim Winslow
The Platinum Princess
Where you live (2nd letter of your username)
Dana's Vegas Mansion
Dagestan
Jose Aldo's Favela
Portland, Oregon
Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)
Stephen Segal
Greg Jackson
Joshua Fabia
Edmund Tarverdyan
Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)
UFC Hotdog Brander
A Ronda Rousey Tattoo
Derrick Lewis' Cup
Your vice (5th Letter of your username)
Religion
Cocaine
Popeye's Chicken
Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)
Fedor's Horse
Your pick of Dana's Cars
My Life:
I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.
What did you win?
O-T got fucked hard lmao, oh well thems the breaks.Ok, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.
I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.
Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.
It goes by letters of your name.
Your wife. First letter of your username.
The Raven Haired Security Girl
The Staring Weigh In Security Girl
Kim Winslow
The Platinum Princess
Where you live (2nd letter of your username)
Dana's Vegas Mansion
Dagestan
Jose Aldo's Favela
Portland, Oregon
Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)
Stephen Segal
Greg Jackson
Joshua Fabia
Edmund Tarverdyan
Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)
UFC Hotdog Brander
A Ronda Rousey Tattoo
Derrick Lewis' Cup
Your vice (5th Letter of your username)
Religion
Cocaine
Popeye's Chicken
Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)
Fedor's Horse
Your pick of Dana's Cars
My Life:
I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.
What did you win?
Kim Winslow is my wife in Jose Aldo's Favela, my coach is Josh Fabia and I have a Rousey tattoo