Yoel was like a Pitbull and Luke was a Rottweiler

Worse analogy ever plus you are stereotyping the dogs, I had a pit for 13 years and 3 of my friends have had them as long as I have know them and pit bulls are nothing but babies.
The owners are the idiots don't blame the dogs . No dog is born vicious that is the dumbest goddamn thing I have read so far today

Agreed. Fuck the owners. I sick my pit on the owners all the time if they wanna test. Sometimes they don't pay up after the fights and act like he can only attack dogs. Fuck that. The owners are scum, trust me.
 
Yoel was hungrier, meaner and more vicious. At the end the Pitbull wins and the Rottweiler lives to fight another day. No shame in losing to the king of dogs.






<{CMPALM}> Good Lord, this is embarrassing . I feel embarrassed for you.
 
This isn't close to the worst thing I've read on Sherdog, probably not even today.
 
Yoel was hungrier, meaner and more vicious. At the end the Pitbull wins and the Rottweiler lives to fight another day. No shame in losing to the king of dogs.
So you admit pit bull are a more vicious breed?...they should be illegal to own then
 
My pit is almost 11 years old, the sweetest thing. Rots are cool too tho. Cooler than this thread for sure
 
My pit is almost 11 years old, the sweetest thing. Rots are cool too tho. Cooler than this thread for sure
Give me that pit and I can make a mean dog out of it within 1 year, guaranteed. Ladies will love you more, me will give you more respect. And your nuts *might* just hang an inch or two lower.

Try it out....
 
My problem is I beat mine a bit too much so he gets aggressive. And I don't believe in restraints after my brushes with the law (shit, they were less brushes and more flat out impacts) so I never put a muzzle or leash on him. Luckily we both run fast so he's been ok.

I find the trick is to not beat them too much to where they bite EVERYBODY. I think a certain percentage of bite action is warranted though. Like, 5% is a good number for an aggressive breed like a pit. If he only bites 1 of 20 hands I can easily let 19 ppl pet him per day without incident because it resets overnight again. It's just about managing the breed. Social anxiety and all that stuff. We all have it. That's why I even GOT a pit to begin with...

I'm not into the lovey-dovey approach because a pit (at least my pit) is a symbol of lost manhood and he must be aggressive and a bit unruly. If you can control your pit 100% of the time, he's hardly a pit - he's just like you at that point. At least that's how I see it.

I just keep the bite ratio around 5% and keep our running speed up, cardio and wind up..... and we're good. Living to tell the tale....




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Holy Shit.... just , well... fuck.
 
Give me that pit and I can make a mean dog out of it within 1 year, guaranteed. Ladies will love you more, me will give you more respect. And your nuts *might* just hang an inch or two lower.

Try it out....

Your first post was gold shouldve quit while you were ahead
 
My problem is I beat mine a bit too much so he gets aggressive. And I don't believe in restraints after my brushes with the law (shit, they were less brushes and more flat out impacts) so I never put a muzzle or leash on him. Luckily we both run fast so he's been ok.

I find the trick is to not beat them too much to where they bite EVERYBODY. I think a certain percentage of bite action is warranted though. Like, 5% is a good number for an aggressive breed like a pit. If he only bites 1 of 20 hands I can easily let 19 ppl pet him per day without incident because it resets overnight again. It's just about managing the breed. Social anxiety and all that stuff. We all have it. That's why I even GOT a pit to begin with...

I'm not into the lovey-dovey approach because a pit (at least my pit) is a symbol of lost manhood and he must be aggressive and a bit unruly. If you can control your pit 100% of the time, he's hardly a pit - he's just like you at that point. At least that's how I see it.

I just keep the bite ratio around 5% and keep our running speed up, cardio and wind up..... and we're good. Living to tell the tale....


WTF?LMAO. Where the fuck do you pull these figures from? He bites 1 out of 20 people so you can let 19 people pet him each day and he wont bite no one cause it's the 20th time? LOL. And this ratio resets each day? LOL. you crazy dude.
 
WTF?LMAO. Where the fuck do you pull these figures from? He bites 1 out of 20 people so you can let 19 people pet him each day and he wont bite no one cause it's the 20th time? LOL. And this ratio resets each day? LOL. you crazy dude.
It works. Especially if you have good cardio and he's used to running. Ppl only run so long over a simple bite. It's not like you're wanted for murder.
 
YOEL WAS A LION...LIKE THE ONE HE HAS TATTOOED ON HIS FUCKING SHOULDER!!!

LUKE...LUKE WAS A TIGER!! LIKE THE ONE HE GRABBED BY THE BALLS!!

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Why the fuck did he grab tiger's balls??
 
It works. Especially if you have good cardio and he's used to running. Ppl only run so long over a simple bite. It's not like you're wanted for murder.


No doubt it works but your stats are bat shit crazy and so are you. You should be admitted into psyche ward cause your mind dont work right. Youre a looney bin.
 
No doubt it works but your stats are bat shit crazy and so are you. You should be admitted into psyche ward cause your mind dont work right. Youre a looney bin.
Keyboard warrior. No WAY you'd say that to my pit's face. No way. I love to see all the tough talk turn to "can't we all just get along?"

I'd step around all your punches like "is that all you got?"

Then I'd let Jaws (my pit) get a light snack off you. Save me $ on a dog food. Shit's expensive....
 
Pitbulls make good pets, if you want your neighbors mauled to death and the mail man and everyone
 
Keyboard warrior. No WAY you'd say that to my pit's face. No way. I love to see all the tough talk turn to "can't we all just get along?"

I'd step around all your punches like "is that all you got?"

Then I'd let Jaws (my pit) get a light snack off you. Save me $ on a dog food. Shit's expensive....



Actually youre right I wouldnt say that to your. But you are pretty dumb with your stats. Its like you dont even have a mind. Youre so illogical you make idiots sound reasonable. You need to be less dumb and more smarter. Can you try that?
 

Man, Luke is so unlikeable even his "fun" pics are insufferable. This pic is so wrong. It's not funny, it's not clever, it's nothing but hate material for Luke.

Jesus.

Luke is like that guy that nobody likes, that always says the worst and most cringeworthy thing possible at every opportunity.
 
Actually youre right I wouldnt say that to your. But you are pretty dumb with your stats. Its like you dont even have a mind. Youre so illogical you make idiots sound reasonable. You need to be less dumb and more smarter. Can you try that?
Ha! I never take advice from guys who back down to me or my pit. Try the next sucka, sucka.

It's funny how a well timed punch can totally end so much useless bickering. Not to mention a bite or a mauling. it's game over, son!

EDIT: my stats were legit. 5% is good for a pit. If it were a dalmation or something it would be closer to 2% but 5% on a pit is good numbers...
 
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