Would you survive your birthday month?

[evansusmc2]

I’d have to rewatch the first 2 Creeper films to prepare, but it’s doable.

what?? no freakin way. he can fly and has special weapons. He can also generate limbs by acquiring limbs of other people.

 

[evansusmc2]

I got the dork from Scream... I'd stomp him out

I think that's the most doable match on the roster. No supernatural powers. Just some asshole looking for revenge.

 

[evansusmc2]

Same. Maybe we could go all tag team world champs on the dude.

To take on Jason? Who gets tagged in first? I am not seeing this game plan being reliable.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Idk what I’m looking at for January. Is that a guy with a chainsaw? Yeah, I’d survive. I’d run him over with my car.

 

[Otto!]

what?? no freakin way. he can fly and has special weapons. He can also generate limbs by acquiring limbs of other people.

If I recall the guy still managed to get him in #2. Need lots of firepower though. And some traps

 

[ModernMatt]

The powers of a top tier demon:

possess and remote control people and animals
Telekinesis
high intelligence, has existed for thousands of years + can read people's thoughts so has great knowledge
can set things on fire (by thought power)

I haven't seen all the films + I might have missed something from the ones I have. Someone might want to chip in to extend this answer.

holy hell!! sounds like i'd be cooked, pun intended.

how did they survive in the movie? I'll just do that

 

[plataoplombo]

Maybe with some prep time I might be able to take on the Creepers guy. Glad I don't have to go against the Nun or the Hell raiser guy. Everyone else is getting absolutely wrecked.

 

[Sirwastealot]

March, I can take stabby. He'll have to survive with me.

 

[RoastBeast]

I think most Sherdoggers will survive because of their virginity

This should have way more likes.

 

[Osculater]

This should have way more likes.

 

[Osculater]

If I recall the guy still managed to get him in #2. Need lots of firepower though. And some traps

Yeah, but doesn't the creature hibernates and appears every 12 or 17 years

 

[Osculater]

he's come in crazy forms before

Freddy is a Dick

 

[Osculater]

I'm October

I'd treat that nun like a Brazzers feature presentation booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

That's hot I would watch!

 

[CHUTE_BOXE78]

I hope she's ready. Because I am.

I'll let you bang for sure sherbro.
But the nasty one we are going to have to dispatch properly

 

[CHUTE_BOXE78]

Oh sure, give me one of the hardest guys in Jason.....fuck it, let me bang bro.

I got your 6 sherbro. I'll be done with my monster before Jay Bo arrives.

 

[Frode Falch]

January. I would survive without breaking a sweat.

 

[CHUTE_BOXE78]

You're right, it was a fuckin hook lol.
Looks like he's about to uppercut him but turns it over at the end lmao.

Had to. He was holding the body up to launch the head haha. If not it might have looked like Frank protecting phoebe from Alucard. Beau Gus.

 

[StonedLemur]

I got your 6 sherbro. I'll be done with my monster before Jay Bo arrives.
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Outstanding, always good to have the bros on your side lol

 

[CHUTE_BOXE78]

Shotgun him in the legs then park your truck on him until you can come up with a more permanent solution

Have McConaughey park a tow truck on him. Or just hang him from the boom, and have regular piñata nights.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Oh sure, give me one of the hardest guys in Jason.....fuck it, let me bang bro.

It could be Eminem, disguised as a rapist in a Jason mask? In that case my money is on you.