Would anyone care if Borg beats DJ?

[ferrisjso]

I'd care it would change everything in the 125 division and prevent MM from breaking his tie with Silva and Jones(linear title defense wise for Jones "official" for AS).

 

[bladee]

Dillon "The GOAT" Danis follows me on IG

 

[Azure]

Are they fighting

 

[Toco]

Dillon "The GOAT" Danis follows me on IG

you have instagram?

 

[bladee]

you have instagram?

you dont?

 

[Toco]

you dont?

you were scared to show your face to us, you would have instagram crap?

I bet it's just a bunch of spam of faces of underground rappers and shit

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

DJ will care if borg beats him. He'll care a lot. In fact I think in all of the world, he will care the most.

Sure, maybe some of his twitch fans will have apoplectic fits and commit Seppuku on live stream into a vat of DJ's sweat in order to create a vortex in time. One of them, the chosen one (of them), will be propelled back in time to February 12, 1886 (it's a dark ritual, not an express commuter flight, what the fuck do you expect?). He will then be required to navigate the pre-antibiotic age of mankind while holding his entrails in place with one hand. The ticking clock of his seeping life blood will limit his effective means of communication, and the sacred ritual site is at least 12 from the nearest Western Union office.

A lot could go wrong with a backup plan like that, and ultimately you'd think that such passion about something would be the apex of human dedication to an ideal or outcome, but you'd be wrong. That's just nerds acting like fucking nerds.

Still, DJ would care more. His care would be a dark passenger for the rest of his life. His soul and identity are wrapped up in this unflagging sense of identity and the colossal shame and failure which would accompany losing to the also-rans of the littlest big fight show on earth would likely shove him forcefully away from the light and into the dark side. Instead of steroids and hormones he would inject himself with the bile of virgin olympic athletes and eat the adrenal glands of terrified children to fuel his mad hunger for greatness.

You'll see him next in 4 years taking on Jon Jones at Super Heavyweight. He'll win by KO in the second after dominating the wrestling. He'll also be 5'27" instead of 5'2". Fully half of those inches will be inside of Mrs. Mouse.

This is a lot to process... Top notch

 

[Woliwo]

Absolutely!
Would be a huge upset.
The question is if people care when DJ does get the win.

 

[Insipid]

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This is a lot to process... Top notch

Thanks. Incidentally, that was my yellow belt inaugural post. Didn't even realize it. I'll miss you white belt.

Now, I'm not trying to impact how you or people you know bet on the outcome of this fight, but I have it on good authority that this absurd sounding tale is more than just hypothesis and circumspection. While I'd not claim to know the future, there is a story of a man with strange clothing who brought tales of wonder from the future before dying hard outside of the western union office in the town where my grandfather grew up. He clutched in his hand a receipt as he spoke in strange cadence of a mouse who is also a man, who fights like a lion, and sucks at some shitty zombie game.

The message he sent, who he sent it to? Secrets hidden for the ages. But the last words he spoke they still remember..

"...and STILLL.."

 

[Fight Professor]

It would be an upset close to GSP/Serra. Borg is more closely matches with Cyborg than MM.

 

[Danespina]

I wouldn't care either way...but his 20 fans would probably be devastated...

That's me lol.

 

[Danespina]

I'd care it would change everything in the 125 division and prevent MM from breaking his tie with Silva and Jones(linear title defense wise for Jones "official" for AS).

Some pretty big stakes actually. Consecutive Title Defences is the most cherished record in the UFC.

 

[BrazilianDude]

I would be sad. I'm a DJ fan.
I hope it is competitive though.

 

[Fahcough]

Scrolled down 3 pages looking for a pic of Borg to know who I'm cheering for

 

[Lay N Pray 101]

Yes.

I like Mighty Mouse and I would love to see him break the record. Johnson is a great man inside and outside of the cage. I don't get how anyone can hate this man.

WAR MIGHTY MOUSE!!!

 

[hitman911]

You mean Cyborg?

Oh how we all wish

 

[hitman911]

Yes.

I like Mighty Mouse and I would love to see him break the record. Johnson is a great man inside and outside of the cage. I don't get how anyone can hate this man.

WAR MIGHTY MOUSE!!!

I don't hate him, I just think he's tiny. Thank God mayweather doesn't duck people who are undeserving to fight him though.

 

[revoltub]

if who beats who?

 

[cabear]

No.

 

[Lay N Pray 101]

I don't hate him, I just think he's tiny. Thank God mayweather doesn't duck people who are undeserving to fight him though.

What does being "tiny" have to do with anything. When people say things like this I really believe that they are just insecure about themselves.