News Woman sues Disneyland for giving her a fat lip

[cincymma79]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/trav...isney-lawsuit-water-slide-wedgie/71045193007/

A couple is suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts after one of them sustained an “injurious” wedgie at Typhoon Lagoon water park.

Emma McGuinness got hurt while riding the Humunga Kowabunga water slide in October 2019, she and her husband Edward said in the lawsuit filed in Orange County, Florida last week.

McGuinness, who was wearing a one-piece swimsuit, felt “immediate and severe pain internally” and was bleeding between her legs, the complaint said. She was taken by ambulance to a local hospital, and later transported to another hospital for “the repair of her gynecologic injuries.”

goes on to say Disney should have given her appropriate clothing to wear or had warnings up. I’ve been to kings island by me and they have signs up, can’t speak to Disney obviously. Asking for clothing to be issued is preposterous but may have something on the warning thing

 

[Aegon Spengler]

 

[Pliny Pete]

"Fat lip"

 

[Osculater]

At that moment she felt like a virgin for the very first time

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/trav...isney-lawsuit-water-slide-wedgie/71045193007/

A couple is suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts after one of them sustained an “injurious” wedgie at Typhoon Lagoon water park.

Emma McGuinness got hurt while riding the Humunga Kowabunga water slide in October 2019, she and her husband Edward said in the lawsuit filed in Orange County, Florida last week.

McGuinness, who was wearing a one-piece swimsuit, felt “immediate and severe pain internally” and was bleeding between her legs, the complaint said. She was taken by ambulance to a local hospital, and later transported to another hospital for “the repair of her gynecologic injuries.”

goes on to say Disney should have given her appropriate clothing to wear or had warnings up. I’ve been to kings island by me and they have signs up, can’t speak to Disney obviously. Asking for clothing to be issued is preposterous but may have something on the warning thing

She should've kept her legs closed and not go down water slides while on her period

 

[Fedorgasm]

Momma told that girl to keep her knees together

 

[SFMMA]

She's a yoga instructor, so being a dumb, whiny bitch checks out.

 

[boingyman]

Pro tip. If you want discounted tickets to a Disney theme park look for a conference/convention/ect at one of their hotels the date(s) you plan to go. Find their site and look for the link for Disney park tickets. There are also scenarios to do half day tickets for half off. If you want to be more slick find discounted Disney gift cards and maximize credit card and cash back sites.

If you want to splurge at a Disney resort look for legitimate DVC resellers or if you feel sketched you can use David's DVC site at a slightly higher premium. You can get a room for significantly cheaper with free parking. Works at Disney Aulani too.

 

[Thrawn33]

Fuck Disney parks...but fuck that lady and her whatever too.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

This was just been part of Disney plan to control population.

One cannot argue against abortion if it happens by "accidentally".




We are in days of Satan. Stay safe Sherdoggans.

#illuminati #oprah #brycemitchell

 

[lakersfan45]

Pro tip. If you want discounted tickets to a Disney theme park look for a conference/convention/ect at one of their hotels the date(s) you plan to go. Find their site and look for the link for Disney park tickets. There are also scenarios to do half day tickets for half off. If you want to be more slick find discounted Disney gift cards and maximize credit card and cash back sites.

If you want to splurge at a Disney resort look for legitimate DVC resellers or if you feel sketched you can use David's DVC site at a slightly higher premium. You can get a room for significantly cheaper with free parking. Works at Disney Aulani too.

Dawg this isn’t slickdeals

 

[Tone C]

Her song ?

 

[cincymma79]

 

[Renard]

Some rides can be sketchy because the forces as you're going down push you one way or another and that can make your legs uncross if you're not paying attention. Water can then rush into the body with a lot of force, like aiming a pressure washer at someone's genitals.

They're saying that the laceration was so bad that her bowels were coming out. These kinds of pelvic injuries are worse than people realize because of how many nerves there are down there. Most people can no longer have sex without being in pain. The sketchy water rides are not worth it, it's not like a rollercoaster where your safety is pretty much guaranteed.

 

[cincymma79]

Some rides can be sketchy because the forces as you're going down push you one way or another and that can make your legs uncross if you're not paying attention. Water can then rush into the body with a lot of force, like aiming a pressure washer at someone's genitals.

They're saying that the laceration was so bad that her bowels were coming out. These kinds of pelvic injuries are worse than people realize because of how many nerves there are down there. Most people can no longer have sex without being in pain. The sketchy water rides are not worth it, it's not like a rollercoaster where your safety is pretty much guaranteed.

I have some serious questions around how this was possible but if they can prove a malfunction I’d say pay het

 

[DoctorTaco]

She "suffered severe and permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing Plaintiff’s bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs,”

lol at disney trying to downplay it as a “wedgie”. Her fuckin guts broke through to her stomach and she had organ damage.

 

[PaleMoonlight]

Does anyone have pics of the girl so we can decide if Disney is guilty or not? Thanks

 

[CrazyN8]

Sounds like she's gonna get a fat check and free Disney 4 life, hope she can still bang.

 

[owen_taggart]

The ending of that clip was ruined by the appearance of two giant thumbnails advertising other videos just as it got to the best bit; had to look it up on Netflix.

 

[William Munny]

this thread did not disappoint.