Why can't people just rent a room

"hey bro can I burrow a few eggs?"
Is your roommate a puffin?
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You need some house rules, or else just rent to women....I doubt they will be encroaching on your personal space.
 
You hate when people use other people's shit to their advantage, like when a guy owns a house and then a second guy rents the house and then acts like he owns it to rent out rooms to other strangers for his own benefit? You're still acting like you are renting the whole house. You said you are renting a room. So if someone else rents a room, why can't they use the living room? You rented a three bedroom house with your GF? Sounds like you got in over your head. Ride out the lease as peacefully as you can, get a one BR, then you can eat your own chips and dinner with your own netflix.
 
Not their fault your girl left you and you lost your job.
 
That was my exact expression this morning, when I found the newest guy beached on the living room couch.
Im with you on the food thing.
I don't want to create expectations about dinner and food and such...because that is intertwined with money. It becomes impossible to determine who paid for what at some point.
And borrowing a lap top is a definite NOPE for me. That's a personal item. Only exception would be for an emergency

But is the living room not communal? Ive never done the rent a room thing, but i would have guessed that if i lived in a house that id have access to its other parts. No experience in the matter, so i could be wrong to have that expectation.
Seems weird to live in a house and not have access to the living room.
 
How much are you charging for each room?


If its over 200.00 a month you cant expect people to pay more and be stuck in a little room.

If I ever rent a room in my house I would charge 200.00 flat. They have access to the whole house with rules ofcourse.
 
You hate when people use other people's shit to their advantage, like when a guy owns a house and then a second guy rents the house and then acts like he owns it to rent out rooms to other strangers for his own benefit? You're still acting like you are renting the whole house. You said you are renting a room. So if someone else rents a room, why can't they use the living room? You rented a three bedroom house with your GF? Sounds like you got in over your head. Ride out the lease as peacefully as you can, get a one BR, then you can eat your own chips and dinner with your own netflix.
I hate when sharing becomes the expectation. I have my things and my routine and I don't like when either get fucked with.
Granted I'm much more relaxed during the weekend, but on weekdays I got shit I need to get done and having someone constantly asking to use my stuff doesn't help that.
 
Im with you on the food thing.
I don't want to create expectations about dinner and food and such...because that is intertwined with money. It becomes impossible to determine who paid for what at some point.
And borrowing a lap top is a definite NOPE for me. That's a personal item. Only exception would be for an emergency

But is the living room not communal? Ive never done the rent a room thing, but i would have guessed that if i lived in a house that id have access to its other parts. No experience in the matter, so i could be wrong to have that expectation.
Seems weird to live in a house and not have access to the living room.

Oh he's obviously allowed to use the living room. But I like to get up make a cup of coffee then relax quietly and go online, not hear about how hungover this guy is and how he might meet some friends later.
 
Get a studio or one bedroom and don't worry about roommates.
 
Oh he's obviously allowed to use the living room. But I like to get up make a cup of coffee then relax quietly and go online, not hear about how hungover this guy is and how he might meet some friends later.
Ah, i see.
That i can understand. My roommate in uni was a nice guy, but a talker. I preferred a quiet morning as well with my tea
But i don't see how you really can avoid that when you live with someone that is a talker
Haha cant really make a rule of "Don't talk to me before 8am"
A lot of people can't sit in silence when they're with someone.
 
Lmao @ being too poor to afford your own place and then coming here to complain about it.
 
Time to become a man and get your own space. Not sure old you are but gotta do it at some point otherwise this sbit happens. And shit will happen. It will.
Youre gonna get old and be living with roomates? Get your own pad man. Dont get depressed fall into that genre of man.
Youre living with roomates. That shit happens. Deal with it.
 
I'm with you. Fuck those guys. You got your room, don't try to get me to cough up more free amenities, comrade.
 
Little backstory before my rant. So for the past 2 years I've been renting a house and Airbnbing the 3 spare bedrooms. Landlord was fine with it, it paid most of the bills each month, everyone's happy.

Then due to me changing careers, and so not working as much right now, and my gf having left months ago, so now I'm saddled with paying the full rent myself, I had to renegotiate my lease. So now I technically only rent a room, however my rent is based on the number of tenants I find (none and I pay full rent, each added person decreases my rent.)

Thankfully was able to find 2 tenents and this is where the troubles starts.

Why the fuck are people always so fixated on making everything communal? First day moving food into the kitchen "hey bro help yourself to the chips anytime." I don't want your fucking chips, if I did I would have asked. And you know what that'll lead to "hey bro can I burrow a few eggs?" Ok.... but is this gonna become a constant thing now or are you gonna buy your own shit?
And the offers to cook dinner a couple nights a week, ya I get it cool but I would much rather make my own food and not have to worry what your making me and then have to pretend that it's great.

And the fucking living room!

Every time I come into the house, one of the guys is lying on the couch. You got a room, man go up there. He then asks to use my laptop for Netflix... Are you a fucking child? Go get a laptop then you can watch Netflix on it.

It's like these people walk into the house and everything they see is fair game, regardless of who it belongs to. This isn't a group people banding together to face life's existencial crises. It's 2 guys renting rooms in the house that I take care of.

So why the fuck can't people just stay to the area of the house which they actually paid to occupy.


Lol I know how you feel bro Id like to call you a tool but that would make me a tool because im the same

Alot of people are users they want something from you so they give you something like the offer of potatoe chips so they can manipulate you into getting free netflix or whatever, I like people that are not users but I totally get you its like interacting with someone that needs something from you and you dont need anything from them and its like you cant win only lose by interacting with them , you just dont need them for anything and they need you and you are then worse off if you ignore them or worse off if you give them what they want

Autistic?

Anyway the best advice is be nice but have strong boundaries so say no thanks in a nice way to the crisps but when he asks for netflix you also say no again in a nice way. See how you handle it? If he then gets angry at that you smack him in the face

I am good with people too
 
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hahaha. dumbass, ain't feeling for you the way you want us to.
you picked your own poison.
 
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