Why the fuck does he have his phone plugged in to some mobile powerbank placed right on his crotch? He must have emptied his battery browsing sherdog all day long and talking trash to Bisping on Twitter using a dozend different accounts. That dude is living the life. Much better use of a nice summers day than swimming in the water and banging those hotties. But … why the fuck is he sticking his finger into his ear?
And why the fuck is that blue boat in the background carrying the american flag? Ist not like they're in fucking international waters and have to identify themselves.
"Hey Billy-Bob, you got those beers and the fishing rod?" - "Sure do, Bubba-Buck. You got the suncreen and shotguns?" - "Yeah, all set to enjoy this summers day on the water." - "No, wait! We cant leave! We first have to hoist the flag on this proud vessel of ours!"
fucking americans.