Which Alcohol is the healthiest and cleanest?

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  1. nick jacoby Orange Belt

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    Which alcohol produces the cleanest buzz or the cleanest drunk while being
    the cleanest and healthiest?


    Is it tequila, gin, , whiskey, beer, etc.
     
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    Weird place to ask this question.

    Regardless, drink scotch or become a woman.
     
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    Everclear mixed with the strongest energy drink you can find and diced Carolina Reapers. Super healthy.
     
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    In to get slobber knockered
     
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    Wrong forum but from a calorie and carb standpoint most spirits such as gin, vodka, whiskey/scotch etc. For your liver now that is another story .
     
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    Newcastle brown ale
     
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    You should have a sip of my brew, brah. Don't worry, you wont black out and wake up with a sore ass.
     
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    Drugs > alcohol

    You're welcome.
     
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    Johnnie Walker Double Black

    The best blended Scotch in the history of the world. Favorite drink of the Iraqi Ba'ath Party, the Palestinian Authority, Gaddafi dictatorship, and large branches of the Saudi royal family. Breakfast of champions. Accept no substitutes.
     
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    none of it, its poison

    tequila wins for me though lol
     
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  15. tehMoose Orange Belt

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    for babies
     
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    That's like a lazy man's version of what I suggested minus the garnish.

    Heart attack in a can!
     
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    Red wine is healthy in moderation, google resveratrol.
     
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    Hand sanitizer will leave you feeling clean.
     
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    High proof gin mixed with concentrated lemon or limeade. The frozen tube shit in the freezer section. Tanqueray, Bombay sapphire, or beefeater are good choices. You'll drink a half gallon of water just getting drunk.
     
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    Not this:

    Kiss the abyss!
     
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