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Weird place to ask this question.

Regardless, drink scotch or become a woman.
 
Everclear mixed with the strongest energy drink you can find and diced Carolina Reapers. Super healthy.
 
Wrong forum but from a calorie and carb standpoint most spirits such as gin, vodka, whiskey/scotch etc. For your liver now that is another story .
 
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Drugs > alcohol

You're welcome.
 
Johnnie Walker Double Black

The best blended Scotch in the history of the world. Favorite drink of the Iraqi Ba'ath Party, the Palestinian Authority, Gaddafi dictatorship, and large branches of the Saudi royal family. Breakfast of champions. Accept no substitutes.
 
none of it, its poison

tequila wins for me though lol
 
Hand sanitizer will leave you feeling clean.
 
High proof gin mixed with concentrated lemon or limeade. The frozen tube shit in the freezer section. Tanqueray, Bombay sapphire, or beefeater are good choices. You'll drink a half gallon of water just getting drunk.
 
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