When you realized You weren't young anymore.

LOST CAUSE said:
I farted last week and ended up shitting my pants. I'm not sure if it's from aging, but I will be more cautious next time I let one rip.
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That happened to me in my early 20s. Sharts don't give a fuck about age and come for you when they please.

Drinking heavily requires two days of recovery instead of a mountain of food and water before bed.
 
I started learning machining when I was 21 from a bunch of old, grumpy dudes. Now I’m the guy in his 40s in charge of everything and complaining how lazy and stupid kids are now.
 
DaleBoca said:
33, got my hair, still get carded and still act like 20 something year old. Forever young!!!
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Don't worry , the wheels are getting ready to fall off.

It ain't a coincidence that 33 = decent amount of pro athletes & 38 = damn that dudes old , crazy that he can still perform .
 
Adamant said:
I've seen 16 year olds with grey hair.
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I started finding errant greys in high school , now at 37 I'm about 70 /30 grey/brown with my temples all grey.

Anyone 30 or under taking about being " old " needs to shut the fuck up. You can't start complaining until you've legitimately started the noticeable physical decline ie about 35 imo.

" oh my gerd , I'm 23 and realized its been 5 whole years since I was in high school.....I'm sooooo old "

Gtfoh with that . Chime in when you've got a kid in high school.
 
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Al Gorithm said:
Don't worry , the wheels are getting ready to fall off.

It ain't a coincidence that 33 = decent amount of pro athletes & 38 = damn that dudes old , crazy that he can still perform .
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Shut your mouth. I get old when I say I get old.
 
When I had kids of my own 6 years ago and seeing them go through the same shit that I used to in school. Its not fun knowing that you a replacable, the only thing I am needed for now is making sure that they safely get to adulthood before I checkout.
 
I realized I was old when I tore my acl mowing the lawn.
 
Al Gorithm said:
http://www.realclearscience.com/jou...s_is_when_athletes_hit_their_peak_109280.html

Sorry bro , hate to break it to you , but the Dale Boca of tomorrow is a incrementally worse than the Dale Boca of today. Doesn't mean you gotta give up , but face it man , the withering process has begun.

I'm a few years older than you btw .
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Al Gorithm said:
I started finding errant greys in high school , now at 37 I'm about 70 /30 grey/brown with my temples all grey.

Anyone 30 or under taking about being " old " needs to shut the fuck up. You can't start complaining until you've legitimately started the noticeable physical decline ie about 35 imo.

" oh my gerd , I'm 23 and realized its been 5 whole years since I was in high school.....I'm sooooo old "

Gtfoh with that . Chime in when you've got a kid in high school.
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I don't know what sorcery I performed, but I managed to hold off the grey until about 40. Now my beard is going like crazy. Still very little grey on top. Weird. I did go mostly bald, though. I like shaving my head, so no worries.
 
Me said:
I don't know what sorcery I performed, but I managed to hold off the grey until about 40. Now my beard is going like crazy. Still very little grey on top. Weird. I did go mostly bald, though. I like shaving my head, so no worries.
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Ive got a lot of premature greyers on my mom's side. Her and both of her sisters were pretty silver by 40. I'm lucky in that mine is still Stalin'esq in its thickness , though I expect that to start going any day now. My dad was thick up until about 40.
 
I tried to skate again after 10 years, got on the skate board and tried to do some easy tricks that I used to do like nothing back in the day, fuuuuck I suck so bad now lol.
My brain says go but my body say fuck no, I did hit the floor a few times and my knees hurt like a mother fucker the next day but I'm not giving up easily it gives me a peace of mind when I skate so I'm going to slowly getting back into it.
I'm 39 by the way
 
When I'm dressed well, have money, kill it on the dance floor at a club and get no love from the ladies. That's when I realize 33 is not the new 25
 
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