Lol damn. Yeaaaaa, sounds quite a bit like my friend
I know he's straight, but he's just terrible at reading girls and situations. And he gets easily jealous and frustrated when the attention isn't on him.
When we go out and we're talking to girls, his go-to move is to try and make fun of me, or the other guys to make himself look funny.
It ALWAYS backfires, but he never learns. He's just herding girls to us, because he makes himself look like a weirdo.
He's had a few situations where all he had to do was ask for the number and he would've gotten it, and he instead just says something weird, or points out someone having a bald spot, or something else inane, anddd the conversation is killed
Just cant teach some things