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When he thinks of a better excuse than dicl pills
What's a Dicl ???
When he thinks of a better excuse than dicl pills
What's a Dicl ???
Kind of like a pickle, but your dick.What's a Dicl ???
Yea, athletes take steroids and PEDs because they're scared.
Scared to fight off drugs and face the noise when caught. He is a coward in hiding.He's not an athlete. That lanky streak of piss can't even dunk. Fighters definitely take drugs because they are scared.
Now the B sample has returned as positive, confirming turinabol was in his system. From what I can follow he is nailed on guilty (aside from conspiracy grassy knoll agents screwing him from the shadows)
What is his next move ?
Does he just avoid the media and dissappear until everyone forgets/no longer cares
Or
do we get another bout of amature acting blaming it on xyz.
Or
does he come out and say "fuck It, I took them to help recovery in off season not to aid performance" (there has to be a spin imo)
Any other scenarios for the next time we see Jones ?
Imo the fans at least deserve something, many defended him, paid to watch him fight etc he at least owes us all another gif.
He already did. His excuse was:
"Dude, the truth is I would never take steroids. I put that on my kids and our Heavenly Father."
No I'm not kidding, it's from his Twitter.
The dick pills made him too erect, his wife/strippers/neighbour were complaining
and he heard steroids can cause erectile problems so he took them to try and soften things a little