What is the craziest MMA related dream you had?

[Joe Rogan's Kettlebell]

never had an MMA dream

can you guys fight in your dreams?

My movement gets crazy slow and i always get my ass kicked

 

[Mixed]

I don't dream about half naked men. And even if I did I sure as hell wouldn't come on sherdog and talk about it.

 

[ZackZed]

I dreamed that I was making my mma debut in ufc. Needless to say I won easily via wrestlefuck, but was cut right after.

 

[Patrick Jane]

Being raped by Rin Nakai.

 

[BigMuffler]

I don't dream about half naked men. And even if I did I sure as hell wouldn't come on sherdog and talk about it.

JDS' opponent was bae and not a man!

 

[DaWrassler007]

I was doing a cock punt to Joe Son.
Then we switched turns.

 

[Smoking Indoors]

I had a dream that title holders defended their belts every few months against the rightful #1 contender and had integrity. Clearly just a dream.

 

[Mixed]

JDS' opponent was bae and not a man!

But how old was she?

 

[BigMuffler]

But how old was she?

Probably mid-20's at least, and she was almost as big as JDS.

 

[Mixed]

Probably mid-20's at least, and she was almost as big as JDS.

 

[VitorBelfoTRT]

these are funny asf lmao

 

[MrDoctor]

I've had plenty of dreams about personally fighting. I either destroy my dream opponent or fail in the most miserable way.

Any dream I've ever had about fighting are always the most frustrating. I land and land and land but nothing seems to have any effect. In those dreams I become aware of the fact that I'm dreaming and then get even more frustrated cuz there's nothing I can do about it. Dreams are lame...

 

[Phronimos]

I was dreaming about sandblasting a prostitute, and when I got there, all the prostitutes were already sandblasted... someone had beaten me to the punch, so to speak.
As I was leaving the whorehouse, thoroughly dejected, I saw Jones getting in an Uber...