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I'm an expert in wiping my ass. Been doing it for close to 40 years now.
Cool. My dad is 70, as well.
31 myself and getting the hang of things.
Sounds great. Yeah, it's been a long journey, but the results speak for themselves, I think. At this poing I'm even able to do it while talking on the phone or posting on internet forums at the same time.
I feel that an "expert reader" would be able to tell when they are in the wrong fucking forum.
Take this garbage to OT or Mayberry or some shit.
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I'm an expert at watching tv and buying inappropriate gifts for important occasions.
You've had sex with me? Sorry bout that, I wasn't in the mood.Homer wasn't the most charming, but at least he never disappointed in the bedroom unlike others.
[Not YOU Hiphop! Yours be innocent! WISH YOU SUCCESS! Your post made me think and laugh!]Expert at being a failure.
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