War Room Lounge v126: This thread looks like it had a stroke..

[LMP]

Yes. Or choose a different host. Or someone else do it for him. I want to look at your face.

 

[Andy Capp]

What IN THE FUCK is going on here??

 

[tonni]

What's your bloodtype?

 

[Trotsky]

Also I've been using my wife as a grappling dummy to keep my jits sharp and it doubles as foreplay which is nice.

You're playing a dangerous game here, friendo.

It's a surefire way to get an unwanted boner during BJJ sparring bc you've associated it with sex. Haven't you even seen the Seinfeld episode where George eats during sex and then gets horny during his meals?

 

[Amerikuracana]

@Amerikuracana

AAY lmao. I remember I told you to post a pic recently and you replied calling me stupid and you did run that mouth of yours.



I time stamped this for you brother. Ahah, go make a new account. You're done here and I'll make sure you are miserable.

LOL what? Shut up ya stupid bitch lol

 

[Trotsky]

It's tiny! Post it again but bigger!

I thought it was just a normal sized picture of @HockeyBjj.

 

[Sketch]

LOL what? Shut up ya stupid bitch lol

Sup

 

[LMP]

I thought it was just a normal sized picture of @HockeyBjj.

 

[HockeyBjj]

@Amerikuracana has made his contribution

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/war-room-lounge-v127-the-night-well-all-remember.4110169/

 

[tonni]

You're playing a dangerous game here, friendo.

It's a surefire way to get an unwanted boner during BJJ sparring bc you've associated it with sex. Haven't you even seen the Seinfeld episode where George eats during sex and then gets horny during his meals?

I need reverse viagra.

 

[Andy Capp]

What IN THE FUCK is going on here??

Elmore Leonard would not approve.

 

[Fawlty]

"Jack thought about going over and introducing himself, but then he realized that somebody might take a picture of him at the table and use it to make him look bad on CNN or something"

Okay, this is legitimately funny

 

[tonni]

I thought it was just a normal sized picture of @HockeyBjj.

 

[Gandhi]

GNN Exclusive: Literary Review Panel for Limbo Pete-Amerikuracana Writing Challenge Released

After exhaustive vetting, the panel of prestigious War Room posters charged with vetting the highly anticipated literary contest between War Roomers Limbo Pete and Amerikuricana has been officially released.

The six-member panel is comprised of the following posters:
@TheGreatA (favorite literary work: Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky)
@Jack V Savage (favorite literary work: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov)
@Gandhi (favorite literary work: The Iliad by Homer)
@Trotsky (favorite literary work: Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre)
@Devout Pessimist (favorite literary work: The New Testament; also, Fifty Shades of Grey)
@irish_thug (favorite literary work: Ulysses by James Joyce)​

Although an official scoring rubric has not yet been released, sources say that reviewers will consider clarity, style, grammar, and erotic quality.

GNN definitely needed a comeback for this one.

 

[Lead]

@Lead

Are your battle-tested boxer-briefs getting tight on you these days, maybe that is adding to the smell?

 

[Fawlty]

Holy shit, that was probably the worst writing I've ever seen from somebody who graduated high school. And at the same time, it's clear that he gave it his best effort.

 

[tonni]

Holy shit, that was probably the worst writing I've ever seen from somebody who graduated high school. And at the same time, it's clear that he gave it his best effort.

I don't know, he might just be a very very dedicated troll.

 

[Sketch]

Holy shit, that was probably the worst writing I've ever seen from somebody who graduated high school. And at the same time, it's clear that he gave it his best effort.

Since he copied me, and used Jack as the centerpiece of his strory I would say I'm holding the lead so far.

 

[Jack V Savage]

@Amerikuracana, I'll take a look tomorrow.

 

[Fawlty]

I don't know, he might just be a very very dedicated troll.

I don't know, he might just be a very very dedicated troll.