USFC9 for UFC 211 Stipe vs JDS II - AV BET MEGA THREAD

[Thesnake101]

That is correct, Plat Nation is 95% Euro trash.

Reported for xenophobia and hate speech. Sexual harassment too.

 

[Jermei]

Got Miocic and Yair. Full Kit.

I wouldn't doubt @Son Peyote's word on the matter, he is a fetish porn Connoisseur.

While other kids were playing outside and hanging around, he was busy seeing people shit and puke on each other, you know, the usual thing boys did.

You're the last one without a bet. I need another Ellenberger better and this USFC9 card will be complete.

 

[Kristian82]

That is correct, Plat Nation is 95% Euro trash.

And @kwoodward50 is 100% going to be a Platinum Slave again soon.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

@Jermei
@kwoodward50
@Son Peyote
@SalvadorAllende
@CleverNameEh
@ZackZed

Team Ellenberger, huddle up... secret meeting time....

Spoiler: Team Ellenberger Secret Meeting - Plat Nation piss off eh!

So whats the plan for AV's when Brother Jake knocks out Mike Perry. You know Plat Nation has plans to make us their slaves and i say fuck that. Should we wait to see a gif of Jake's destruction or maybe go with a Son Peyote type av, bright pink with the words "I'm a bitch" written across it.... im open for ideas. Be sure to use spoiler tags and keep this on the low low but i think we need something for all of them to wear... what say you?

@kwoodward50
@SalvadorAllende
@CleverNameEh
@ZackZed

Spoiler: Team Juggernaut Illuminati Meeting

A uniform of shame is a brilliant idea! And you all know highlighter colors are my fav. IMO "I'm a bitch" is redundant for the Mike Perry fans. We know they're all basic bitches. We have to embarrass their cringe train even further. I love the idea of 3 different highlighter colored pics of Perry eating bones with "Trash", "Can" & "Train" (or "Tin", "Can" & "Man") on each one as a gif... Sample picture:

I like the idea of putting all these ladybois in the same unitard. A Perry "Shad face" will be nice. Making it "Peyote" pink is a good touch too. @Jermei stuck out like a sore thumb when he was rocking that shit.

 

[Jermei]

And @kwoodward50 is 100% going to be a Platinum Slave again soon.

Never............. again.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

Reported for xenophobia and hate speech. Sexual harassment too.

This is the betting thread lady. Hate speech is how we say "hi."

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

And @kwoodward50 is 100% going to be a Platinum Slave again soon.

Undefeated against Perry. That won't change this weekend.

 

[Thesnake101]

Undefeated against Perry. That won't change this weekend.

Like Mike is going to lose to someone who got beaten by the octagon, lol.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

Like Mike is going to lose to someone who got beaten by the octagon, lol.

The Octagon has better defense than Perry.

 

[Loko3]

Ellenberger vs Plat Mike
@Loko3 vs @Mondo Freaks

FULL KIT

Mondo, duck or do not duck.

Reply to accept.​

I accept

 

[Abazzdeboom]

and when @Abazzdeboom says "gets the W" he means the win at the weigh-ins, where it all begins

Truth
Mike will shook him out cold

 

[Jehannum]

Like Mike is going to lose to someone who got beaten by the octagon, lol.

the is Jake vs The Octagon.....

.....can you imagine Jake vs The Octagon AND Mike Perry?

 

[Loko3]

The Octagon has better defense than Perry.

The octagon and Perry's parole officer would take less significant strikes combined than Mike will this weekend.

 

[KYS]

What a bunch of rejects. I expect silence from the whole lot.

And who are you?

 

[KYS]

It would be an honor to be part of it. I would finally be able to look my dad in the eye and tell him that I made it.

Welcome, son. Rest your weary head for now. You are home.



Come fight night, we'll teach 'em.

 

[KYS]

That is correct, Plat Nation is 95% Euro trash.

Says the guy that lives in a country that has an angry clown as president.

 

[KYS]

Looks like I was right.



Location: Germany

It's the same reason that after losing the war, Germany's main export was shit porn.

Except scat porn is not as degrading as riding the trash can train.

Now we're selling weapons to the world.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

Says the guy that lives in a country that has an angry clown as president.

He doesn't seem that angry.

 

[Jermei]

And who are you?

 

[KYS]

Ok, pony tail guy.