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  1. Jermei Platinum Slave

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    UFC 211 Fight Card:
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_211

    Heavyweight Stipe Miocic (c) vs. Junior dos Santos
    Women's Strawweight Joanna Jędrzejczyk (c) vs. Jéssica Andrade
    Welterweight Demian Maia vs. Jorge Masvidal
    Featherweight Frankie Edgar vs. Yair Rodríguez
    Flyweight Henry Cejudo vs. Sergio Pettis
    Lightweight Eddie Alvarez vs. Dustin Poirier


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    Previous USFC Bet Threads:
    USFC1: (49 bets) UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor II
    USFC2: (32 bets) UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
    USFC3: (14 bets) UFC 204 - Bisping vs Hendo II
    USFC4: (55 bets) UFC 205 - Alvarez vs McGregor
    USFC5: (17 Bets) UFC 206 - FOX 22 Jouban VS Perry
    USFC6: (21 bets) UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
    USFC7: (27 Bets) UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson
    USFC8: (35 Bets) UFC 210 - DC vs Rumble II

    Updated Rankings:

    1 Pixelated
    2 myjohnson9
    3 TheRuthlessOne (C)
    4 Jermei
    5 hardcoreBE
    6 phantomlord
    7 Quiver
    8 Gabe
    9 FedorGOAT
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    13 Son Peyote
    14 Abazzdeboom
    15 IBeLurkin
    16 mirellale
    17 AMST Vallon
    18 Karnage
    19 SalvadorAllende
    20 MagnusGOAT

    1 Pixelated
    2 myjohnson9
    3 TheRuthlessOne
    4 Jermei
    5 hardcoreBE
    6 phantomlord
    7 Quiver
    8 Gabe
    9 FedorGOAT
    10 Jawth
    11 McgreGOATsLeft
    12 k1ngjester
    13 Son Peyote
    14 Abazzdeboom
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    17 AMST Vallon
    18 Karnage
    19 SalvadorAllende
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    @Karnage jumped from #93 to #18 with 2x Kit WIns and @Kristian82 jumped from #212 to #85...

    If you got tagged here it's because i know magic. Let me know and ill take you off the list.

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    * I'll be collecting names but unless you've already agreed to terms with someone, then I'll add you to the fight card. Tag me @Jermei in this thread and I'll try to match you up with an equal member. Typically based on Post-Count & Likes. Or find someone yourself and let us know.

    The USFC Championship Title (C) will be defended at every UFC PPV... no exceptions, no interim belt. The Champion's bet will headline the event. If the current Champion decides not to defend they will be stripped immediately.


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    WELCOME!... to the Ultimate Sherbro Fighting Championship 9.
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    Hi I'm Mike Goldberg and THIS! ...is USFC 9.... and we get things started here on Sherdog... With a little history... TheRuthlessOne defended his USFC title for the 3rd straight time, beating that washed up can Pixelated who was just handed his 4th straight loss in a row. hardcoreBE moved up the rankings from #7 to #5 by beating Pixelated in a t-shirt bet, and is expected to be in a #1 Contenders bet against Codpiece who was screwed out his title shot when Khabib failed to make weight at UFC 209. USFC President Jermei accepted the Champions challenge and will bet for the Title, for the very first time...

    OoUur tale of the tape!!! ... for this, the main event of the evening!!



    USFC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT
    USFC Champion: @TheRuthlessOne
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    Stipe Miocic vs Junior Dos Santos
    Jermei (#4) vs TheRuthlessOne (C)
    JRM <-- Walkout Song --> TRO



    "Dis gon be good"




    UFC 211 FIGHTCARD
    SHERBRO AV / KIT BETS
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    Stipe Miocic (C) vs Junior Dos Santos (#5)

    Jermei (#4) vs TheRuthlessOne (C)
    Gabe (#8) vs k1ngjester (#12)
    FedorGOAT (#9) vs Son Peyote (#13)
    Toxxus (#26) vs myjohnson9 (#2)
    Codpiece (#54) vs hardcoreBE (#5)
    (USFC TITLE ELIMINATOR)
    Karnage vs cigano
    Clippy vs Roca
    TGArthur vs Jkaylor
    Weuylf vs João
    AC1D1K vs Kleinschuster
    Neil'sMagny vs Drunk Bum

    AV BETS
    pcptornado vs Anung Un Rama
    (Pink Name Bet)
    djolegeorgee vs Rondas Pillow

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    Joanna Jędrzejczyk (C) vs Jessica Andrade (#1)
    Pixelated (#1) vs Drake (#146)
    (2-week STFU bet)
    AceCooch (#64) vs phantomlord (#7)
    sonhow vs Amorak
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    Damian Maia vs Jorge Masvidal
    neverwas vs MonstaAJ
    Übermacht vs WalterSobchak
    Davemeddlehed vs mirellale
    Zefram Cochrane vs drbolony
    @NRG vs @The Natural Born Runner

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    Frankie Edgar vs Yair Rodríguez
    Quiver (#6) vs Son Peyote (#13)
    Pixelated (#1) vs Thesnake101 (#22)
    VinceArch vs The Invisible
    LilChuckLil vs AC1D1K
    (Sig bet)
    Cyantist vs SalvadorAllende


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    UFC Fight Night 108 - April 22

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    Cub Swanson vs Artem Lobov
    phantomlord (#7) vs Thesnake101 (#22)
    Karnage vs cigano


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    Jake Ellenberger (#13) vs Mike Perry (#30)
    KIT BET
    Jermei (#4) vs Kristian82 (#212)
    kwoodward50 vs SherdogGoat
    (Special: 90 day kit bet)
    Son Peyote vs Übermacht
    SalvadorAllende vs Karnage
    CleverNameEh vs Thunderchild
    ZackZed vs Abazzdeboom
    Loko3 vs Mondo Freaks

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    T-Shirt bet: Loser buys a t-shirt of the winners fighter and posts a picture wearing the shirt. @Pixelated typically wants this type of bet.

    Sherbro Fight Kit:
    Placing a bet that includes AV, Sig, Location & Belt.

    AV bet:
    Loser changes their Avatar to whatever the Winner decides.
    ex: "Pixelated's Bitch"

    Sig Bet:
    Loser changes their Signature to whatever the Winner decides.
    ex: " DISCLAIMER!!!! Ignore whatever shit is written above this message. I am an imbecile with no foresight whatsoever. I am alive due to Pixelated's infinite mercy. I am a plebeian and a rat."

    Parlay Bet:
    Users can separate their Sherbro Kit with several members. One Bet might be Av & Sig and the other is Location & Belt with separate members.
    ex: Location: Inside CM 4's ass
    ex: Belt: I'm a Bitch Belt

    * Winners give their loser opponents the AV's and text for shame and punishment. Keep all images and text relatively clean. If you think an AV or Sig etc. is too tasteless, run it by a mod for approval. You'll be the one banned for posting a dick pic, not the guy who said to post it.

    1. Winners must make fun of the losers.
    2. Don't take a bet if you can't follow up your end of the bet in either victory or defeat.
    3. Winners must post AV's for the loser in this thread first. Don't post anything you wouldn't want to get banned for.
    4. Bets typically last until the next UFC PPV.

    WELCHING:
    Please follow through with your bets when you win or lose. Welching is tolerated but its lame as fuck so don't be a pussy about it.

    Official "Bet Welcher" List:
    Names on this list are those who wouldn't or couldn't change their AV / Sig etc. so don't bet them.

    NoBiasJustMMA (Welched AV against Jermei)
    PrettyDamRandom (Welched tshirt against Pixelated, says he'll deliver but so far has not)
    The Beast Within (AV welch against neverwas)
    JollyRants (Sig welch against Platinum)


    IDGETKTFO is eligible for betting again...

    * If you take a bet you must be able & willing to follow through. Contact @Jermei to have your name removed. You will be awarded the "I suck dicks for a living" avatar for 30 days minimum.​
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    SHERBROS WILLING TO BET.
    Choose your opponent here or I will for you:

    Sherdog Members looking for a Bout:
    (Post Count / Likes)

    P = Pending
    K = Kit
    TSB = T-Shirt Bet



    Sherbro Picks:

    Picking Stipe
    Picking JDS
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    Picking JJ
    - ? -
    Picking Andrade
    - ? -


    Picking Demian Maia
    - ? -
    Picking Jorge Masvidal
    - ? -


    Picking Frankie Edgar
    - ? -
    Picking Yair Rodríguez
    - ? -


    Picking Ellenberger
    - ? -
    Picking Mike Perry
    - ? -
     
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  2. Pixelated Second Best

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    I will fucking kill you
     
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  3. Jackonfire Senior Moderator

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    @Jermei Just want to say I appreciate the work you put in to this.
     
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  4. phunky >implying

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    Jermei is very hard working old man
     
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  5. kwoodward50 Slave #1

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  6. Pixelated Second Best

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    Why don't you tongue him a little more? I think he can barely feel it.
     
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  7. Weuylf Life is Hard

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    Taking ma boy Miocic. Le easy bets.

    Joanna also.

    Full kit bets
     
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  8. cigano Platinum Slave

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    I've got Junior.

    Full kit.

    I'm unbeaten. Let's fucking have it.
     
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  9. mirellale Green Belt

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    I have got Stipe,Joanna,Masvidal,Edgar,Cejudo,Alvarez want full kit.
     
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  10. Gabe Jermei's Bitch

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    Stipe
    Masvidal
    Edgar
    Alvarez
    Perry

    I will be back you whores.
     
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  11. Pixelated Second Best

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    Calling out @Platinum for a full fight lit bet and a t shirt bet. I'll let you take a wild guess who he's picking.
     
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  12. Davemeddlehed There's no mercy in this dojo!

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    @Jermei

    I'll take Maia, JDS, or Alvarez(in that order if possible, please) for any.
     
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  13. Jackonfire Senior Moderator

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    Keep your latent desires to yourself.

    Whoever you are.
     
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  14. SherdogGoat Platinum Belt

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    Start getting to know your fellow slaves. We already have a couple. You will know when you see them around.
     
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  15. Clippy Gold Belt

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    I don't much care for this card
     
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  16. kwoodward50 Slave #1

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    Yea I saw them in the other thread. You women should consider yourselves lucky that I missed out on betting @MonstaAJ by like 2 minutes.
     
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  17. k1ngjester Brown Belt

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    I'm gonna go with JDS, if he puts it together the way he did against Big Ben he should get it done. Won't be easy, but I don't think Stipe can keep the pace Cain can.
     
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  18. Jermei Platinum Slave

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    No problem, it isn't even a lot of work. It's 10am here. Easy.

    Have you seen my pills?
     
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  19. Gabe Jermei's Bitch

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  20. Clippy Gold Belt

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    Spider man has never used one of those.

    Well maybe when he fought Eric foreman as Venom
     
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