Two men accused of breaking and entering and trying to burn down house with Ragu sauce

[I Am Legion]

People actually go to Florida to vacation and/or retire. They rarely see that they are surrounded by an entire state of redneck retard genetic fuck ups.

 

[Madmick]

Or just Chaz Bono straight up

Jesus, yeah.

I had to look Chaz up. I'm pretty sure I remember seeing the headline, but his/her name had escaped my memory. Chaz has a vague resemblance to George Zimmerman in their fat phases:

 

[Michaelangelo]

smh

they should have used Prego like civilized people

 

[Headkicktoleg]

smh

they should have used Prego like civilized people

Everyone knows Hunts burns the best

 

[cottagecheesefan]

They look like video game create a character when you fuck up all the settings.

this is the most accurate description would could type up for them. Awesome, should try and make them on Fight Night round 3 right now.

 

[bufetadanacara]

People that say "sketti" should be beat with a hammer

Shoot him and the two thieves.


Also, store bought tomato sauce, gross.

 

[faustian]

I saw the pics and was like "rofl how the hell to these 2 ever end up as partners in crime?" then I read

their ex-boyfriend’s home

lmfao fkn weird homos

The victim told WKMC that Irving was wearing a bull costume.

 

[faustian]

These guys look straight outta Central Casting if you were case two dumb looking criminals they fit the bill, look at their faces the black dude giving that dumb ass look with some crusty dry white chapped lips like he ate powder donuts, the fat guy or is that a fat woman like Chazz Bono with a beard?

lmfao TidGOAT the specificity of your posts is always awesome

 

[Headkicktoleg]

People that say "sketti" should be beat with a hammer

 

[RockstarChris]

just imagine the destruction they could do with fetuccini

 

[RockstarChris]

getting rid of that Florida Georgia Line

 

[bandicoot]

“He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti,” the victim said.

Uh, I do, you judgmental bitch

 

[Mark Cutting]

Especially that douche bag

 

[Clippy]

This looks like a job for the Tick!!

 

[HARRISON_3]

The weird part is that it happened in Florida, IMO

 

[Sycho Sid]

Man am I ever proud to be from Florida.

 

[ShinkanPo]

smh

they should have used Prego like civilized people

Prego is the bomb!