Tito "I get to be a double edged sword"

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  1. MescalineDreams

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    I don't get it

    Tito says a lot of stupid shit but this was actually pretty coherent
     
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    Chuck will beat him into a living death.
     
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    To bad both sides of the sword are dull.

    As a side note.. Look at the size of his melon.
     
  5. Mike K.O

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    I'd hope to god he comes ready, cause if not....
    Seriously tho, that would be a act of mercy. Putting Tito out of his misery.
     
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    Don't worry, Chuck will have that look in his eye.
     
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    I think Tito is doing this shit on purpose at this point

    And I approve of it 100%
     
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    I thought Tito would've made enough to not be fighting at this stage of his life. I read his book, he had a pretty tough childhood I wish him the best. Hopefully him and Chuck have a good fight, no-one gets permantly injured and they can finally retire as the legends they are
     
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    I hope Chuck gives his head a one way ticket to a Bolivia
     
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    A double edged sword means when it cuts to one side its good, and if it cuts to the other is bad.

    Then he says he "gets to win and be a huge ppv draw".

    Which makes me think, he thinks, double edged swords are like two times more effective at cutting or something. And that would be hilarious

    Maybe i heard it wrong though... He was mumbling and stuttering half that sentence
     
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    Just the fact that we can discuss this statement means it's not as bad as Tito usually sounds


    Remember, two days a week he trains 6 days a week, 5 days a week?
     
  13. RDUBYA

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    you're looking into it too much....it was just a stock saying printed on the side of his HGH bottle
     
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    my favorite Tito-ism was

    "Josh Barnett with a dominating fashion!"

    the full Tito commentary video isn't on youtube, and I can't find where I bookmarked it

    edit: oh sheeit- here it is. It's better/longer than the 'talkin be hard' one on youtube
     
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    He’s constantly talking before thinking about what he’s saying, then trying to find the words to justify what his mouth just said.

    Just slow the fuck down, think and then speak.
     
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    Tito should just say what we all know he is thinking, "I dont like words. I like fists. Then I like pussy."
     
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    Can we just give Tito like 67 metaphors and ask him to make sentences out of them on camera? That might get more views than this fight.
     
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    Words are hard
     
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    This just makes me think of another double-edged sword:

    [​IMG]
     
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    The Huntington Beach Mad Lib flies again.
     
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