This guy slaps your girl's ass in the club... what do?

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  1. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    I fucking love that movie. One of Jim Carrey's best and most underappreciated imo.
     
  2. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Go to a club where they don't admit kangaroos? (or card them at least)
     
  3. MarloStanfield

    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    Call my good friend Paul Hogan on the phone. He will wreck that hopping asshole.
     
  5. robertcop2

    robertcop2 I’ll be back.

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    Legumes Shoe String Belt

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    Kangaroo puncher looks like he's wearing a Randall from Clerks costume, lol.
     
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  7. therealdope

    therealdope Steel Belt

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    Let him know you bench teh 275 before you fill the room with uppercuts.
     
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    45ACP I'll Be Back Belt

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    Fuck you guys, I'm no kangaroo expert
     
  9. SammyPops

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    I'd watch while the wife lands the 1, 3, 6 combo. She trains K1.
     
  10. Twelve75

    Twelve75 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

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    elite level teeps though
    {<hhh]
     
  11. Twelve75

    Twelve75 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

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    where did roos learn the NYPD technique?
     
  12. 90 50

    90 50 Black Belt

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    Roos these days are on gear and training ufc.

    You gotta be careful what Roos you pic a squab with
     
  13. jgarner

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    <bball2>
     
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    Call animal control.
     
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    STEVIE, ITS THE FUN BUS!!!!!
     
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    That’s a swole kangaroo
     

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