This guy slaps your girl's ass in the club... what do?

[BEER]

Tell him "no ifs, ands, or buts.....well maybe some butts.....big ones!!" then give him a high five

I fucking love that movie. One of Jim Carrey's best and most underappreciated imo.

 

[Organic Damage]

Go to a club where they don't admit kangaroos? (or card them at least)

 

[MarloStanfield]

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

Call my good friend Paul Hogan on the phone. He will wreck that hopping asshole.

 

[robertcop2]

 

[Legumes]

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Kangaroo puncher looks like he's wearing a Randall from Clerks costume, lol.

 

[therealdope]

Let him know you bench teh 275 before you fill the room with uppercuts.

 

[45ACP]

Fuck you guys, I'm no kangaroo expert

 

[SammyPops]

I'd watch while the wife lands the 1, 3, 6 combo. She trains K1.

 

[Twelve75]

I’d rape him. Kangaroos can’t throw back kicks.

elite level teeps though

 

[Twelve75]

where did roos learn the NYPD technique?

 

[90 50]

Roos these days are on gear and training ufc.

You gotta be careful what Roos you pic a squab with

 

[DoomPatrol]

@jgarner ’s second account identified

 

[HomeRun916]

Call animal control.

 

[RawHawg]

I fucking love that movie. One of Jim Carrey's best and most underappreciated imo.

STEVIE, ITS THE FUN BUS!!!!!

 

[Amerikuracana]

Shoot it.

 

[Eazy123]

That’s a swole kangaroo