This guy slaps your girl's ass in the club... what do?

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  1. Fungoose

    Fungoose Kitty Whisperer

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    Pretty sure roos got small weiners. I'm not particularly threatened by beasts with small weiners.
     
  2. Jack Reacheround

    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    I’d rape him. Kangaroos can’t throw back kicks.
     
  3. HomerThompson

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  4. Taco Loco

    Taco Loco 12:97:24:99

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    Dude! Maybe Frank Mir wasn't lying about the fuckin Kangaroo.
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  5. Magooglie

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    Make him into dinner!
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  6. 90 50

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    It’s oretty easy to see how you could test positive for roids by eating roo meat when 90% of Roos are on the gear.

    I mean just look at those guys. Don’t pass the visual test at all
     
  7. Taco Loco

    Taco Loco 12:97:24:99

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    What kind of sick bastard would sell kangaroos steroids! Unbelievable!

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  8. 90 50

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    All Australians are criminals by heritage after all.
     
  9. MadSquabbles500

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    This sounds like something that Tyrone guy will do

     
  10. scorpipede

    scorpipede you do yo thang Baby Smurf

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  11. Broken arrow

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    @jgarner ’s second account identified
     
  12. Taco Loco

    Taco Loco 12:97:24:99

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    That's true, good looking out sherbro.

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  13. fonzob1

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    It's the absolute truth. lol It was a former Washington Redskin.
     
  14. scorpipede

    scorpipede you do yo thang Baby Smurf

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    I would definitely go for the junk too. Then the eyes. When the dude is as wide as he is tall you have to pull out all the stops.
     
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  15. Gandzooka

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    I'd show it my kung fu
     
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  17. Scyther

    Scyther Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

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    That kangaroo was taking on a dog and winning. Meanwhile the other dog was too scared to even blindside the roo. Another attacker appears (human) and the roo disengages with the dog and eats a flush right hand with no problem.
     
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  18. 5crew

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    what are you doing? testing if he has stroke?
     
  19. Ceez

    Ceez The Catalyst

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  20. neverwas

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    i see that in the club I'm in,I'm wondering what in the hell was in those pills i took before i went in there.
     

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