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Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by cmw43, Mar 8, 2018.

  1. cmw43

    cmw43 Bad Boys Club

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    Anyone else find this hilarious?

    It was on the Sherdog front page.

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  2. ColeslawBJJ

    ColeslawBJJ Puerto Rican Slap Boxing

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    What about my mans Ural Hulk?

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  3. Croton

    Croton Green Belt

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    The fuck ozone therapy really usada?
     
  4. HHJ

    HHJ Plutonium Belt

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    Soa Paleilei is banned? whatever shall we do?
     
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  5. Sansnom

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  6. Pacemaker Joe

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    Because it's an IV. He may have been able to get a TUE for it if he's asked first.

    Anyway, 6 months seems reasonable, he's back in 2 months.
     
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  7. iwhoopedbatman

    iwhoopedbatman Fox Hunter Extraordinaire

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    Fucking racist ass USADA. Kermit was right. It ain't easy being green.
     
  8. KingBeef

    KingBeef Brown Belt

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    Didn't know Mestre Hulk from the Vale Tudo days was making a comeback.
     
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  9. Toco

    Toco Steel Belt

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    ozone therapy?? i don't even know what this shit its. time to get rid of USADA
     
  10. Streeter

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    damn .... guess gamma rays made usada list as well. Those guys don't miss a trick.
     
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  11. MadDogMahoney

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    Greenface is racism
     
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  12. WaylonMercy5150

    WaylonMercy5150 Red Belt

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  13. Sixstring

    Sixstring Guitar Slayer

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    Hulk is Bruce BANner. Hmmmm
     
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  14. MMA92585

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    Indeed. A thug ass brother with bad table manners.
     
  15. Death By Samson

    Death By Samson Silver Belt

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    That's bullshit. I've checked the USADA banned supplement list and Gamma radiation is not on it.
     
  16. Chris Gaines

    Chris Gaines Brown Belt and Red Wings

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    “The WADA Prohibited List prohibits the administration or reintroduction of blood or red blood cell products of any origin or quantity in the circulatory system, unless a valid Therapeutic Use Exemption has been obtained,” USADA’s official release wrote. “While Cutelaba was unaware of the violation and declared the treatment on his doping control paperwork, he was unable to refute the documentation provided.”

    So, what does this mean?

    It sucks, I've been keeping an eye on this guy since this

    https://middleeasy.com/mma-news/we-...vyweight-is-the-next-fedor-but-he-sort-of-is/
     
  17. BobbyBuds

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    He's awesome to watch but those nips look like they're oozing test
     
  18. Sean Long

    Sean Long Master black belt of Majitney fufu

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    It was Ozone DHEA........
     
  19. Rod Farva

    Rod Farva War Big Nog!

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    You can’t use gamma rays anymore?
     
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    All natty!
     

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